Facial Hair

Proudly Display Your Metal Gear Inspired Moustaches

The one feature of Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots that seems to be getting the least attention, despite being such a high profile change, is the ol' soup strainer on Old Snake. Snake is equipped with a meaty, manly moustache in the fourth MGS, presumably to soften the sound of the breeze passing across his hardened angular upper lip for stealthier stealthiness.

Fortunately, a group of dedicated gamers is joining Old Snake in his facial hair endeavor, proudly showcasing their lip fuzz at Metal Gear 'Stache. If you're packing a dazzling lip forest of bristly hair, make sure you join the team of proud growers. We don't see much in the way of competition for Old Snake, but we're hoping that changes.

Metal Gear Stache [thanks, CaptainWow!]

6:20 PM on Mon Mar 31 2008
By Michael McWhertor
4,544 views, 81 comments

clips

Clip: Excel the MMO

I don't know which is better about this satirical clip, the basic premise which has two clueless guys trying to pitch a stream of MMOs about things like auctioning, Excel and cats or the fact that one of the guys is Kevin Pereira with a porn stache. I'm gonna have to go with the porn stache. More »

7:00 PM on Tue Mar 20 2007
By Brian Crecente
12,006 views, 29 comments

halo 3

Halo 3 He Said, She Said With Man Cannons (Oh, Yes)

1Up's Luke Smith and his facial hair are here to tell you what's what with Halo 3, so listen up! Last week we ran images from a Swedish game mag that had spilled its Halo coverage a little early. Because the mag is in Swedish and might cause mistranslations or misunderstandings, Luke, who doesn't speak Swedish but English, is ready to set the record straight. Loads of guns and whatnot were revealed, but what about the H3 weapon with the unfortunate moniker "Man Cannon"? Luke writes: More »

12:22 AM on Thu Nov 2 2006
By Brian Ashcraft
905 views, 27 comments

Latest by n/a: I, Mansteak, support the name Man Cannon. more »

halo

New Halo Movie Writer Talks Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes

The Halo movie has a new scribe and is in re-writes. The original draft was inked by Alex Garland (The Beach), which led to the uber deal between Universal Studios, 20th Century Fox, Microsoft and Peter Jackson to create the picture. More »

4:23 AM on Fri Jul 14 2006
By Brian Ashcraft
149 views, 6 comments

ddr

A DIY DDR Pad for Joel "Fancy Feet" Johnson

Giving up smoking, cutting back on the sauce and getting in shape ain't easy. Ask Joel. Right now, he's sweating his bollocks off in some dingy Brooklyn basement, training for some serious DDR-ing. We fear a headband is somehow involved. More »

6:22 AM on Tue Jun 6 2006
By Brian Ashcraft
1,002 views, 2 comments

contest

Kotaku's Summer of Prizes: Weekly DS Lite Give-Away

So we at Kotaku know how very hard it is to weather those long, languid news-free summer months, espeically with the tantilizing knowledge that not one, but two new consoles are launching come Turkey day. To try and get you through the summer doldrums, we've dreamed up some fun contests. Actually, lots of fun contests. More »

3:00 PM on Tue May 30 2006
By Brian Crecente
346 views, 51 comments

top

Microsoft Can't Spell (Part II)

To promote the upcoming water balloon fight (check Joel's liver's coverage), Microsoft Australia has done-up their site. One glaring problem, MSoft: sucky grammar. We're not ones to point and snicker, but even Crecente knows the difference between "your" and "you're." We're still working on teaching him "its" and "it's." More »

11:23 AM on Fri Apr 21 2006
By Brian Ashcraft
101 views, 6 comments

lore

Lore: We Need More Grav Guns

Lore Sj berg's gets his grump on in an article about what he does and doesn't want to see in his next-gen games. Rhythm games are right out (wha! Guitar Hero, hello!), but Lore wants way more attention spent on trying to make characters look like something you might talk to instead of fondle in a clothes store when no one is looking. He also wants way more grav guns (something I totally agree with) and more puzzle-adventure games. More »

12:00 PM on Fri Mar 31 2006
By Brian Crecente
77 views, 9 comments

Latest by dalziel_86: Do you guys actually read these articles you link to, or do you just skim lazily? more »

crecente

Look! Here's Crecente!

And he isn't chowing down on a plate of scrambled eggs! Amazing! Brian Crecente, his facial hair and Executive Editor supreme Joel Johnson hit the Blogger's Breakfast with Peter Moore this morning. As soon as Crecente decompresses from the PS3 press conference, expect a full report on Moore, the Xbox 360 and doughnuts. More »

4:20 PM on Wed Mar 22 2006
By Brian Ashcraft
53 views, 10 comments

gdc

Round-Up: GDC Photos

Japanese site Game Watch Impress has a bunch of Game Developers Conference photos up. Looked over each very carefully, trying to find Crecente. No luck. You'd think one would be able to at least spot his facial hair.
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6:23 PM on Tue Mar 21 2006
By Brian Ashcraft
121 views, 5 comments

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