Brooding White Male Video Game Protagonists, RankedKeza MacDonald3/02/17 4:00pm58546EditPromoteGo to permalinkVideo games are amazing, because you can be anyone or anything in the universe: a blue hedgehog! A ghost! A unicorn with rocket launchers! About 80% of the time, though, you get to be a brooding white guy. There are so many of them that it’s hard to keep track. And they all seem to have dead wives.