so lets see if I got this.
Aliens, like, TOTALLY crash into the white house and kill everyone. so they nab this nearby brawd and make everyone think she's the prez of, like, everything. Then she fights a moe battle with the Russian Czar, only to figure out their true enemy is the evil, Chinese shaman who can only be defeated by learning the forbidden bureaucracy techniques from the glasses wearing panda.
...so what I'm being told is this is the AAA title I've been looking forward to all year. #eroticgames
He doesn't even say the right name of the game (I mean, it's written in English in the video...). And is that really the prime minister of Ja--err--Nippon's office? Looks like the White House to me... And the seal in front of the podium shows part of the phrase "President of the United States of America." #eroticgames
I swear they were just sitting around going, "DUUUUUUUUUUDE! You know what would be totally cool? like, this chick you know becomes president, but, like, it's cuz aliens did some mind shit, and you're like whoa, hot chicks, then duuuuuuuuude, you save the world." #eroticgames
@Rachel Fogg: Some days I wonder if it's really so wrong to want to buy an import xbox JUST for that game. Then I open my wallet and realize that sadly it is. :/ #eroticgames
I was hyped up until I saw the Panda wearing little tiny glasses... Pandas can only wear monicles. And no dedicated servers make me want to boycott it.
@Mihos: I'll wear a rubber as protest. She'll have no seeds of mine! She can just imagine what a torrent of mine loaded down into her hard drive would feel like. #eroticgames
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Aliens, like, TOTALLY crash into the white house and kill everyone. so they nab this nearby brawd and make everyone think she's the prez of, like, everything. Then she fights a moe battle with the Russian Czar, only to figure out their true enemy is the evil, Chinese shaman who can only be defeated by learning the forbidden bureaucracy techniques from the glasses wearing panda.
...so what I'm being told is this is the AAA title I've been looking forward to all year. #eroticgames
11/06/09
I think the Russian Czar is just a gender-bended version of Putin, which makes it even more hilarious. #eroticgames
11/04/09
He doesn't even say the right name of the game (I mean, it's written in English in the video...). And is that really the prime minister of Ja--err--Nippon's office? Looks like the White House to me... And the seal in front of the podium shows part of the phrase "President of the United States of America." #eroticgames
11/04/09
On sale. All over the Universe.
ALcot.
I think that movie voice guy is the same as he of the ever-brilliant, "How is babby formed". #eroticgames
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ALL OVER THE WORLD, AUTUMN 2009!!! #eroticgames
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Ah, excuse my mistake. Please forgive me, rest of the universe! #eroticgames
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Oh well, for all my badass President needs, I'll look to Metal Wolf Chaos. #eroticgames
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They NEED to bring it over, my god....It's everything awesome in ONE GAME!
It's a sin to not bring that game over. A SIN! #eroticgames
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Hell YEAH! #eroticgames
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Some one start an online petition #eroticgames
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