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    Gears Of War's Imulsion Canned, Available On Earth

    Pure Energy: A Critical Look At Energy Drinks
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    Image of Malfunktion v2 Malfunktion v2
    09/30/09

    In reply to Pure Energy: A Critical Look At Energy Drinks
    I'm surprised this article didn't review the actual Pure Energy
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    Image of SigmundTheSeaMonster SigmundTheSeaMonster
    09/01/09

    In reply to Gears Of War's Imulsion Canned, Available On Earth
    So if I drink Immulsion, I pee Expulsion!
    ( I see it's sold by...ToyWiz. How appropriate)
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    Image of Yossarian Yossarian
    09/01/09

    In reply to Gears Of War's Imulsion Canned, Available On Earth
    Hrm, how about we start a game where we come up with a list of other gaming drink (or food) ideas that are even better than this?

    A few to get us started:

    Sam Adams: Guns of the Patriots - a dark and bitter brew with a slight hint of cigarette smoke.

    Diablo III Unicorn Tears - a pink ambrosia that will brighten your day.

    Barley Quinn - a complex and tart brew that you really want to try, but know you shouldn't. Also, the old label on the bottle was way better.
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    Image of Bogulmon Bogulmon
    09/01/09

    @Yossarian: BREWtal Legend? Nights at the Old RePUBlic? Cocktails of Symphonia? Call of BREWty? MEADal of Honor?

    God I'm bad at this.
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    Image of iRaybot iRaybot
    09/01/09

    @Yossarian: I admire your persistence.
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    Image of Piccoroz Piccoroz
    09/01/09

    In reply to Gears Of War's Imulsion Canned, Available On Earth
    Now I can be a complete kantus, passing some imulsion to my teammates when they are down.

    We only need to create a coctail with this, maybe a "hammer of dawn".
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    Image of NESWizard NESWizard
    09/01/09

    @Piccoroz: No, a "Hammer of Dawn" needs to be the morning cure, not the poison. Use it as a back and call it a "BoomShot".
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    Image of Yossarian Yossarian
    09/01/09

    @NESWizard: Hammer of Dawn

    Mix equal parts Imulsion and cheap Champagne in a chilled flute.

    Serve with a breakfast burrito from McDonalds for a hearty brunch that will wash away the hangover.
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    Image of KnightsofRound KnightsofRound
    09/01/09

    In reply to Gears Of War's Imulsion Canned, Available On Earth
    Manufacturer recommended age: 3 years and up!
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    Image of Yossarian Yossarian
    09/01/09

    @KnightsofRound: If you give this to your 3 year old, Child Protective Services should be called.

    This could be worse for them than locking in a hot car in the mall parking lot. ;)
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