<![CDATA[Kotaku: Energy Drink]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/kotaku.com.png <![CDATA[Kotaku: Energy Drink]]> http://kotaku.com/tag/energy drink http://kotaku.com/tag/energy drink <![CDATA[ WoW Mana Drink Reviewed ]]> There is nothing imperfect about this video. From the family in the background to the registration watermark, the objectivity with which Zachary Garrison reviews the new WoW Mana Energy Potion in the face of oft-wannabe YouTubers is completely charming, even to our cold, cold hearts that pump the salty-delicious tears of children through our veins in lieu of more traditional blood.

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Mon, 11 Feb 2008 14:00:32 MST Mark Wilson http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=354994&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ The Resident Evil Energy Drink ]]>

Kotakuite Brian found this suspicious looking beverage at his local comic book store. It seems that Capcom has gone into the business of promoting their Resident Evil Franchise with energy drinks. Being the devoted fan that he is, Brian bought the "T-Virus Antidote" and even went so far as to drink it. He describes the taste as being "something similar to cherry medicine and watered-down sprite". Sounds like the T-Virus itself might be preferable to this sickly concoction.

Apparently the label touts it as being "based on a game rated M for mature by the ESRB. It is not intended for use by children." So, as Brian so eloquently puts it, "If you have a kid with the T-Virus, you're fucked."

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Sat, 02 Dec 2006 12:30:47 MST fdemarco http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=218821&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ The Uwe Boll Shop ]]> br_energydrink_167x111.gif

I ve been digging around for background on Uwe Boll recently and stumbled across his site which has a shop. I was totally psyched, thinking I could get myself a classy Uwe Boll hat, but all they seem to have in there is movie promotional stuff. The best of the lot, right behind the lighter (wtf), is the perplexing Bloodrayne energy drink. I shudder to think what s in it. If it has anything to do with the movie it s gotta be either blood or crap. Zing!

Bloodrayne Energy Drink [Uwe Boll Shop]

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Tue, 17 Jan 2006 00:00:50 MST Brian Crecente http://kotaku.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=148937&view=rss&microfeed=true