I happen to disagree. I liked the little game. I wanted to love it, and couldn't, but there is an enjoyable
"old Neo Geo arcade game" quality to the game and it's nice dumb fun. I'm kinda surprised that you didn't mention the throw mechanism, which adds a little bit of a twist to the gameplay (you can throw enemies, other players and even some bullets to deflect them).
You're mostly right on the facts, but I feel that the game can still manage to be enjoyable and overcome its shortcomings.
My biggest gripe is the lack of online multiplayer :(
Wow, thanks for the review. I was hoping the game would live up to its title, but apparently...
To be honest, I was almost sold on the game based on the title and screenshots alone (only "almost" - I always check out reviews, even for small downloadable games).
It looks like you saved me 800 points and minutes (I wouldn't say hours) of disappointment.
And it's not like I have nothing else to play - quite the contrary, in fact.
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(DEAD) Goldwings - Remembered for his bravery and heroism... xD was unstarred
@excel_excel: We're Back? Was that the movie? The main thing I remember about that one was how stupid it was. Even back as a kid I thought a movie about time traveling dinosaurs who eat cartoon cereal to become smart and snarf hotdogs and join a circus was completely retarded.
@Busting makes Mister Jack feel good: Man you and I must have watched the same movies as kids. You see Land Before Time, The Goofy Movie or any other Disney movies that didn't suck?
(DEAD) Goldwings - Remembered for his bravery and heroism... xD was starred
(DEAD) Goldwings - Remembered for his bravery and heroism... xD was unstarred
@(Zombie) Goldwings: Yeah, I saw both of those. Man, Land Before Time is so watered down and sanitized these days. If a kid saw the sequels and then hunted down and watched the original one, I think he'd shit his pants and have nightmares for days.
@(Zombie) Goldwings: i love that goofy movie where goofy goes back to college one of the greatest disney movies i've ever seen, after the hunchback of notredame. you just can't outdo frodo singing hellfire.@excel_excel: i just remember that the bad guy had like a screw for an eye, to this day i still think that was cool.
Ouch. I had been thinking about this one but I think I'll save my points. It makes me sad, though, to see a cute and original idea like this end up flopping right on its face. Brutal Legend can't get here fast enough now.
@Busting makes Mister Jack feel good: I hope Brutal Legends doesn't flop as well. So much is riding on it (for me) and I really want Activision to feel like idiots after they decided to take it off their list.
(DEAD) Goldwings - Remembered for his bravery and heroism... xD was starred
(DEAD) Goldwings - Remembered for his bravery and heroism... xD was unstarred
@globones: Aw, I like Jack Black. Tenacious D kicks ass and I loved Kung Fu Panda. But I guess I can understand how some people would be sick of seeing him all over the place...
@Mister Jack: lol, i love how he fly's backwards when he does.@DarkHogosha: really? how old is ren and stimpy? i'm only 15 and ive seen quite a few episodes of it.
What has satan unleashed upon the unsuspsecting world now.... ofcourse, it's another wiiware game! anywho, the game looks like a classic arcadey game, so i'll go off on a limb and say that that toast better be hot or GTFO.
@TRT-X: I...uh...shall my friend, I shall. I'm in the middle of doing the physics for a game for college at moment, but come summer I shall have a lot more time to invest in other game development projects.
They both kick the crap out of this game. Don't get me wrong I see this as a good thing, if this game can become successful, my 2D side scrolling shooter "Pablo the Mexican Microwave" shall be a raging success.
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I happen to disagree. I liked the little game. I wanted to love it, and couldn't, but there is an enjoyable
"old Neo Geo arcade game" quality to the game and it's nice dumb fun. I'm kinda surprised that you didn't mention the throw mechanism, which adds a little bit of a twist to the gameplay (you can throw enemies, other players and even some bullets to deflect them).
You're mostly right on the facts, but I feel that the game can still manage to be enjoyable and overcome its shortcomings.
My biggest gripe is the lack of online multiplayer :(
06/23/09
To be honest, I was almost sold on the game based on the title and screenshots alone (only "almost" - I always check out reviews, even for small downloadable games).
It looks like you saved me 800 points and minutes (I wouldn't say hours) of disappointment.
And it's not like I have nothing else to play - quite the contrary, in fact.
06/23/09
...It's a lot darker than I remembered.
06/23/09
Ya' hear?!
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We're Back. I agree, it was really dark for a kids film and I remembered being scared of crows for a few years after watching that.
06/23/09
...I wonder if I can find it online.
06/23/09
@Busting makes Mister Jack feel good: TO NEWGROUNDS!
....or redtube
06/23/09
....AAAAAGH! YOU SON OF A BITCH!
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P.S Nostalgia gives me a fuzzy feeling :)
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He may be misshapen and deformed, but will his heart of gold win the love of a beautiful woman?
As it turns out, no. No it will not.
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Damn it good thing I was warned. I wish I'd been warned about that Gingerbread Samurai though :(
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In my opinion, the Jack Black association doesn't help at all.
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06/09/09
"Alright, what is this game about."
"Well... You like toasters right?"
"Yes? I do enjoy toast"
"And you like samurais as well?"
"Yes. Where are you going with this?"
"What if we combined them?"
"Holy Shit"
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"So what's this game about?"
"Well you like toasters right?"
"I do enjoy toast..."
"You like samurais too?"
"Yes sir"
"Imagine if we combined them and then gave the character a name like Eduardo."
"Holy Shit."
06/09/09
Screw my messed up computer posting this twice.
Sorry guys. :(
Kotaku needs a delete button badly.
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Jack, you will be my breakfast!
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TOAST-gasm, even.
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@ironraiden: Here's two:
1. Weapon of Choice
2. Biology Battle
They both kick the crap out of this game. Don't get me wrong I see this as a good thing, if this game can become successful, my 2D side scrolling shooter "Pablo the Mexican Microwave" shall be a raging success.
02/04/09
This was done by like four guys in their spare time.
:/