@Komrade Kayce: "In other news the owners of a popular online website have been charged with manslaughter after convincing a young man that he was from another planet and had super powers. The man then attempted to stop a runaway school bus with his face..."
@LosDaddie: Honestly, we have enough websites dedicated to this nonsense. Go to one of them for your fap-fix, and let's try and let kotaku get some actual reporting done, hmm?
@Norellicus: It's what the people want, Norellicus. Why would you deny them that?
Besides, E3 is a busy affair for the average otaku/gamer. Sometimes, after a long day of clicking and watching and waiting, you have to unwind with a little babe-age...
Nice job guys! Hope at least one of the finalist wants to get into the journalism field and not just a game show convention. Putting Gawker editor on a resume would be a huge plus!
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What would Bruce cover? Would Clark be jealous of the assignment?
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Now that I think of it, it really is too bad that there wasn't a Supes game to sponsor this.
"Win a trip to E3! Just prove your reporting skills! And uh... wear these glasses! And this costume under your clothes!
*disclaimer - winning contestant may be required to strip to costume at a moments notice*"
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"...and was successful. The bus, however, exploded upon impact, killing everyone inside instantly."
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Or the other contestant stories for that matter?
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I kid.
We can all agree Kotaku needs an edit button.
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And please get some booth babe pics....
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Besides, E3 is a busy affair for the average otaku/gamer. Sometimes, after a long day of clicking and watching and waiting, you have to unwind with a little babe-age...
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Course, trying to stand out with that short of an assignment should be hell. Good luck to you guys.
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Who the hell is Noone and why are they such a downer?
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Aren't most people who are serious about a journalism career still in college at 21?
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*disappointedly stops checking his email in hopes that some finalists didn't notice or qualify*