Look away, Call of Duty fans. Bulletstorm's Duty Calls parody game viciously sums up the Call of Duty experience in one painfully funny four-minute experience complete with boring briefings, bloody screens, and the obligatory slow-motion shoot-out. Watch us play it.

First Bulletstorm took on Halo with a touching, vomit-soaked diorama. That's good enough for Halo, but to take on Call of Duty it'll need something meatier, like the full downloadable PC game Duty Calls.

There isn't really going to be a Japanese role-playing game called Tender Rondo: The Sensitive Saga or a Wii game called The Plagues Of Egypt that lets you write blood on a doorway with gesture control.