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    Gearbox Named As Developer For Scrapped 'Duke Begins'

    Duke Nukem 3D To Kick iAss On iPhone

    Moto-Nueral Demyelination Sufferer Speaks Out

    Duke Nukem Forever Still In Development

    Become The Next Duke Nukem

    Voice Actors Leave Voice Mail

    Max Payne Producer Working with 3D Realms on Duke Nukem Movie

    Duke Nukem Voice Actor Harasses People In Duke's Voice

    New Duke Nukem Screen Is Small

    New (Miniature) Duke Nukem Forever Screen
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    Image of Salen Salen
    07/14/09

    In reply to Gearbox Named As Developer For Scrapped 'Duke Begins'
    You know, I really don't want to say that this game won't have zombies in it, since zombies are becoming a bit overused lately, but darn if it's not tempting to call Duke Nukem a zombie with as many times as he's remained in a state of Shrodenger's Video Game.



    Is he alive or dead? Who knows? We'll just have to open the (Gear)box and see if Duke's alive or dead.



    Gawd I feel like a geek now.
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    Image of [Medic]iEro-Sennin [Medic]iEro-Sennin
    07/14/09

    @Salen:

    The Duke is still alive.
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    Image of RyuuzakiBjorn RyuuzakiBjorn
    07/14/09

    @iEro-Sennin: But I want him to DIE
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    Image of Doeseph Doeseph
    07/14/09

    In reply to Gearbox Named As Developer For Scrapped 'Duke Begins'
    For the love of god...WHO CARES. Let this game and everything about it die already. Throw it in a fire, scatter the ashes into a cave and then fire bomb the cave...after all the cute furry creatures are out safe of course.
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    Image of NeöStarr NeöStarr
    07/14/09

    @Doeseph: I care. Games need more characters like Duke. Heroes these days, they hide behind masks, realism, and worst of all emotion. I want my straight up misogynistic, muscle bound, balls to the wall bad ass motherfucker spouting catchphrases as he bare-handedly tears down the Alien hordes without fear or remorse. Duke is the embodiment of his entire genre and his character reflects the way I wanna feel while playing a game. I refuse to watch him go down without a fight!
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    Image of n00b_pwner n00b_pwner
    07/14/09

    In reply to Gearbox Named As Developer For Scrapped 'Duke Begins'
    Looks like The Duke is still chewing his bubblegum.



    Does he use Bubbletape?
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    Image of FriedConsole FriedConsole
    07/14/09

    I thought he was all out of bubblegum and it was time for him to kick ass?
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    Edited by FriedConsole at 07/14/09 12:55 PM FriedConsole was starred FriedConsole was unstarred
    Image of n00b_pwner n00b_pwner
    07/14/09

    @FriedConsole: No. He isn't kicking ass at this moment. Just let Take Two, 3D Realms and Gearbox let him finish.



    Then he'll kick ass.
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    Edited by n00b_pwner at 07/14/09 12:57 PM n00b_pwner was starred n00b_pwner was unstarred
    Image of KillerBee KillerBee
    07/14/09

    In reply to Gearbox Named As Developer For Scrapped 'Duke Begins'
    Oh boy. Here we go again. This vaporware franchise will just not die. I have said it before, but this game had better hand out free oral sex while you play it to live up to lofty expectations.
     Reply
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    Image of Adnoz Adnoz
    07/14/09

    @KillerBee:

    You can always count on Duke.
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    Image of InconspicuouslyConspicuous InconspicuouslyConspicuous
    07/14/09

    @Adnoz: for oral sex?



    wth, man.. show some respect.



    But I agree oral sex or gtfo vaporware...
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    Image of Adnoz Adnoz
    07/14/09

    @InconspicuouslyConspicuous: You can always count on Duke.

    /Always/
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    Image of balls187 balls187
    07/07/09

    In reply to Duke Nukem 3D To Kick iAss On iPhone
    PLZ UZE OS 3.0 ADHOC 4 LAN PLAY. KTHXBI.
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    Image of UsernameOfTheDead UsernameOfTheDead
    07/07/09

    In reply to Duke Nukem 3D To Kick iAss On iPhone
    iPhone is like the original GameBoy compared to the Palm Pre!
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    Image of BritBloke916 BritBloke916
    07/07/09

    @UsernameOfTheDead: In that it's hugely popular and selling like hot cakes?
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    Image of dunetiger - he's up on the effin' roof! dunetiger - he's up on the effin' roof!
    07/07/09

    In reply to Moto-Nueral Demyelination Sufferer Speaks Out
    Hey, is that the Numa Numa kid?
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    Image of ThisCharmingMan ThisCharmingMan
    07/07/09

    In reply to Moto-Nueral Demyelination Sufferer Speaks Out
    That actually made me chuckle.
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    Image of Mister Jack started the Save The Lombax Foundation Mister Jack started the Save The Lombax Foundation
    07/07/09

    In reply to Moto-Nueral Demyelination Sufferer Speaks Out
    That mall security guard was not at ALL sympathetic when I explained to him that I have MIS, or Monkey Island Syndrome, and must pick up and carry every insignificant item I find in case I need it to solve a puzzle later. And that store clerk was very rude to me. I intend to talk to his supervisor about it, although hopefully I'll know which dialogue tree to follow.
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    Image of lgndk11r lgndk11r
    07/07/09

    @All the ladies love Mister Jack!: Did they challenge you to Insult Swordfighting too? The bastards!
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    Image of Mister Jack started the Save The Lombax Foundation Mister Jack started the Save The Lombax Foundation
    07/07/09

    @lgndk11r: Fortunately, they fight like a cow.
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    Image of rich8606 rich8606
    07/06/09

    In reply to Moto-Nueral Demyelination Sufferer Speaks Out
    this is so wrong..... I loled
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    Image of ZaxCG2 ZaxCG2
    07/06/09

    In reply to Moto-Nueral Demyelination Sufferer Speaks Out
    I'd hate to see the Mirror's Edge mutation of this disease... Hrggg brrrrrf bluuurgh.

    Then again, having key items in the real world turn red may serve some kind of purpose.
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    Image of BxB402 BxB402
    07/07/09

    @ZaxCG2: That could come in very handy. Fuck GPS....i wanna see important routs highlighted in my vision.


    The ability to turn it off would be handy too.

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    Image of Komrade Kayce Komrade Kayce
    07/07/09

    @BxB402:


    The problem is, unlike Faith, you don't have those running and jumping skills.


    You'd see an important route over an iron rod fence and end up impaled.

     Reply
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    Image of okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under) okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under)
    07/07/09

    @Komrade Kayce - Hero of Soviet Kotaku: I wonder if an Asian woman had the Faith equivalent of this disease, will part of it's manifestation be people trying to encourage here to undergo plastic surgery to look like this...


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    Image of Komrade Kayce Komrade Kayce
    07/07/09

    @okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under):


    thanks. i needed a good purge of the pizza I ate earlier.

     Reply
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    Image of Komrade Kayce Komrade Kayce
    07/06/09

    In reply to Moto-Nueral Demyelination Sufferer Speaks Out
    When he pulls the gun on his wife/girlfriend, I just about peed myself.
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    Image of Michael Dukakis - Curse you baseball gods! Michael Dukakis - Curse you baseball gods!
    07/06/09

    In reply to Moto-Nueral Demyelination Sufferer Speaks Out
    I laughed a little to hard at the seizure scene.
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    Image of Str8_Jihadin Str8_Jihadin
    07/06/09

    @Michael Dukakis - Mets fan: Guilty pleasure
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    Image of stranger stranger
    06/23/09

    In reply to Duke Nukem Forever Still In Development
    Duke Nukem Forever Still In Development.


    Yeah- and The Notorious B.I.G and Tupac are alive and well and secretly producing music at a private, undisclosed location somewhere in the Caribbean.


    Also, Jimmy Hoffa is still alive. Dane Cook is actually funny, and Ronald Reagan was the greatest President the United States has ever had.

     Reply
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    Image of fuchikoma fuchikoma
    06/23/09

    In reply to Duke Nukem Forever Still In Development
    I think at this point they should have to pay outlets to announce anything about the game. They've had more than several times the free coverage they deserve given what they've shown for it so far.
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