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    Gearbox Named As Developer For Scrapped 'Duke Begins'

    Duke Nukem Forever Still In Development

    Duke Nukem Forever Lawsuit Unearthed, 360 Version A Sticking Point

    More Duke Nukem Forever Footage, If You Want It

    3D Realms: We're Not Closing, Spent $20 Million On Duke Nukem Forever

    Take-Two Sues Duke Nukem Forever Devs Over Failure To Deliver

    Even More Duke Nukem Forever Art Showcases Duke, Strippers And MILFs

    Duke Nukem Forever Gameplay Footage

    The Team At 3D Realms Says "Goodbye"

    Duke Nukem Forever Screen Shots, Artwork Rise From 3D Realms' Grave
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    Image of Salen Salen
    07/14/09

    In reply to Gearbox Named As Developer For Scrapped 'Duke Begins'
    You know, I really don't want to say that this game won't have zombies in it, since zombies are becoming a bit overused lately, but darn if it's not tempting to call Duke Nukem a zombie with as many times as he's remained in a state of Shrodenger's Video Game.



    Is he alive or dead? Who knows? We'll just have to open the (Gear)box and see if Duke's alive or dead.



    Gawd I feel like a geek now.
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    Image of [Medic]iEro-Sennin [Medic]iEro-Sennin
    07/14/09

    @Salen:

    The Duke is still alive.
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    Image of RyuuzakiBjorn RyuuzakiBjorn
    07/14/09

    @iEro-Sennin: But I want him to DIE
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    Image of Doeseph Doeseph
    07/14/09

    In reply to Gearbox Named As Developer For Scrapped 'Duke Begins'
    For the love of god...WHO CARES. Let this game and everything about it die already. Throw it in a fire, scatter the ashes into a cave and then fire bomb the cave...after all the cute furry creatures are out safe of course.
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    Image of NeöStarr NeöStarr
    07/14/09

    @Doeseph: I care. Games need more characters like Duke. Heroes these days, they hide behind masks, realism, and worst of all emotion. I want my straight up misogynistic, muscle bound, balls to the wall bad ass motherfucker spouting catchphrases as he bare-handedly tears down the Alien hordes without fear or remorse. Duke is the embodiment of his entire genre and his character reflects the way I wanna feel while playing a game. I refuse to watch him go down without a fight!
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    Image of n00b_pwner n00b_pwner
    07/14/09

    In reply to Gearbox Named As Developer For Scrapped 'Duke Begins'
    Looks like The Duke is still chewing his bubblegum.



    Does he use Bubbletape?
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    Image of FriedConsole FriedConsole
    07/14/09

    I thought he was all out of bubblegum and it was time for him to kick ass?
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    Edited by FriedConsole at 07/14/09 12:55 PM FriedConsole was starred FriedConsole was unstarred
    Image of n00b_pwner n00b_pwner
    07/14/09

    @FriedConsole: No. He isn't kicking ass at this moment. Just let Take Two, 3D Realms and Gearbox let him finish.



    Then he'll kick ass.
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    Image of KillerBee KillerBee
    07/14/09

    In reply to Gearbox Named As Developer For Scrapped 'Duke Begins'
    Oh boy. Here we go again. This vaporware franchise will just not die. I have said it before, but this game had better hand out free oral sex while you play it to live up to lofty expectations.
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    Image of Adnoz Adnoz
    07/14/09

    @KillerBee:

    You can always count on Duke.
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    Image of InconspicuouslyConspicuous InconspicuouslyConspicuous
    07/14/09

    @Adnoz: for oral sex?



    wth, man.. show some respect.



    But I agree oral sex or gtfo vaporware...
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    Image of Adnoz Adnoz
    07/14/09

    @InconspicuouslyConspicuous: You can always count on Duke.

    /Always/
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    Image of stranger stranger
    06/23/09

    In reply to Duke Nukem Forever Still In Development
    Duke Nukem Forever Still In Development.


    Yeah- and The Notorious B.I.G and Tupac are alive and well and secretly producing music at a private, undisclosed location somewhere in the Caribbean.


    Also, Jimmy Hoffa is still alive. Dane Cook is actually funny, and Ronald Reagan was the greatest President the United States has ever had.

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    Image of fuchikoma fuchikoma
    06/23/09

    In reply to Duke Nukem Forever Still In Development
    I think at this point they should have to pay outlets to announce anything about the game. They've had more than several times the free coverage they deserve given what they've shown for it so far.
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    Image of Ghetto Cornetto Ghetto Cornetto
    06/23/09

    In reply to Duke Nukem Forever Still In Development
    Christ, Duke is the Britney Spears of the industry.


    JUST FUCK OFF, FUCK THE FUCKING FUCK OFF FOR FUCKING EVER.


    FUCK.

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    Image of coolguyface coolguyface
    06/23/09

    In reply to Duke Nukem Forever Still In Development
    Id like to play it, but why are 3drelms so slow?
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    Image of okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under) okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under)
    06/23/09

    @coolguyface: Many people will want to play this game but not necessarily because it will be amazing but because the mentality will be that of people paying $60 dollars to see a car accident :(
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    Image of phinehas phinehas
    06/23/09

    In reply to Duke Nukem Forever Still In Development
    Haha, I knew it.
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    Image of Ted Ted
    06/23/09

    In reply to Duke Nukem Forever Still In Development
    Duke Nukem Forever will be bundled with L4D 2


    I wish ;__;

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    Image of Antiterra Antiterra
    06/23/09

    In reply to Duke Nukem Forever Still In Development
    I admire whoever still has the strength in them to give a shit about this game.


    Look, I had fun with Duke Nukem 3D like everybody else 13 years ago, but even if this thing gets made, what are the chances, realistically, that it won't suck?

    The FPS genre is already oversaturated and mostly stale. It's going to take more than strippers and a few 1990's action hero one-liners to make this game anything else than the industry's biggest joke.

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    Image of excel_excel excel_excel
    06/23/09

    @Antiterra: God I agree. its a joke really.
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    Image of nick_gc nick_gc
    06/23/09

    In reply to Duke Nukem Forever Still In Development
    I don't think it's too surprising. Could this be the most hyped game ever? Hype sells a game. We know it does. If it ever had been released (assuming it was legitimately being developed and wasn't just a ruse to keep a sinking ship afloat) and did well, the gamble would have paid of hugely in the fact that it would have rekindled a franchise. Noting they probably wouldn't have made the money back on this game, but on the spin-offs and add-pn packs etc.
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    Image of ThursdayNext ThursdayNext
    06/23/09

    @nick_gc: Hype doesn't sell games. Celebrities sell games. [kotaku.com]
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    Image of Antiterra Antiterra
    06/23/09

    @ThursdayNext: Celebrities are hype, ergo...
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    Image of ThursdayNext ThursdayNext
    06/23/09

    @Antiterra: I'd prefer to separate celebrity endorsements from community generated hype. But you do have a point.
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    Image of Jon Terp Jon Terp
    06/23/09

    In reply to Duke Nukem Forever Still In Development
    DIE, JUST DIE, FUCKING DIE ALREADY. ARRRGGGHHH
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    Image of okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under) okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under)
    06/23/09

    @Jon Terp: ...and like the phoenix...
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    Image of ConfuciusMax ConfuciusMax
    06/23/09

    In reply to Duke Nukem Forever Still In Development
    How old are you luke because I grew up with this game and it would STILL be awesome to actually get the game.
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    Image of Luke Plunkett Luke Plunkett
    06/23/09

    @ConfuciusMax: 29.


    Loved Duke Nukem.


    When I was 15.

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    Image of Selma Blair Selma Blair
    06/23/09

    @Luke Plunkett: Sorry your taste changed?
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    Image of ThursdayNext ThursdayNext
    06/23/09

    @MDX: All part of growing up I guess.


    I too am non-plussed about the prospect of a never-coming-out game that will only exist to disappoint.

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    Image of slamdance slamdance
    06/23/09

    In reply to Duke Nukem Forever Still In Development
    I would call for a boycott of this game, but that would require the game to come out.
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    Image of MadMinstrel MadMinstrel
    06/23/09

    @slamdance: Why would you want to boycott it? Have the developers or publishers wronged you in any way? Being in development a long time isn't really a valid reason, neither is overly extensive coverage in industry press.
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    Image of Hikiko Hikiko
    06/23/09

    @MadMinstrel: I don't know about you, but I'm getting tired of being tantalized with the prospect of finally getting my gritty palms on a Duke Nukem sequel, only to be tricked time and time again. It's either a testament for 3D Realm's penchant for fine detail, or the worst practical joke in videogame history. Quite frankly, given the chance, I wouldn't mind erasing this sad event from memory altogether. It's like they keep deciding to prolong development after their current technology becomes obsolete or something...
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    Image of MadMinstrel MadMinstrel
    06/23/09

    @Insert clever moniker here: I share your sentiment. But not buying something because you lost interest is not the same as boycotting. Boycotting is when people who would normally be interested in the product decide not to buy for some reason or another, usually ideological in nature, in hopes that they will thereby force the manufacturer to correct their behaviour. It's impossible for 3D Realms to make their development cycle shorter now and press coverage of legal events concerning the product is not something they can influence or control. Therefore a boycott would be pointless.
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    Image of Cerabret100 Cerabret100
    06/23/09

    @MadMinstrel: I think he's trying to be a bit facetious with the boycott remark, yet another shot at how it will never actually amount to a released game.
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    Image of Heliophage Heliophage
    06/23/09

    @Cerabret100:


    It could also be that 3DR said "goodbye" without actually leaving, and DNF was "dead" without actually being dead.

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    Image of lolgreg lolgreg
    06/23/09

    @slamdance: No real man would boycott Duke Nukem if it were to actually be released.
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