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    Call of Dookie: Modern Walmart

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    Image of TheHeartless TheHeartless
    06/21/09

    In reply to Call of Dookie: Modern Walmart
    @Owen I loved that last pun.
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    Image of Mercsenary Mercsenary
    06/21/09

    In reply to Call of Dookie: Modern Walmart
    I dunno, what's the big deal here? So Activision shit out some sequels, how is that news? <---- OH BURN!


    Thief didnt want to trigger the alarm? I dont think just putting water on the alarm mech would do it cause its you know... covered in plastic. Which is water proof.

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    Image of Owen Good Owen Good
    06/21/09

    @Mercsenary: No, he means they ripped off the discs and left the cases in the shitter.


    For people to dookie on.


    And peepee on.

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    Image of SigmundTheSeaMonster SigmundTheSeaMonster
    06/21/09

    In reply to Call of Dookie: Modern Walmart
    Steal? I thought you said stool!
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    Image of Theoutlet Theoutlet
    06/21/09

    In reply to Call of Dookie: Modern Walmart
    Most awkward experience ever? Why that would be when I worked at borders and found a hentai manga hidden behind a toilet.
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    Image of excel_excel excel_excel
    06/21/09

    @Theoutlet: AWESOME!
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    Image of excel_excel excel_excel
    06/21/09

    @Theoutlet: Oops wait. Thats not awesome thats gross.
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    Image of excel_excel excel_excel
    06/21/09

    In reply to Call of Dookie: Modern Walmart
    Dear god everything you do Owen is made of win!!

    Now I'll go wipe the brown of my nose
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    Image of Elfgrin Elfgrin
    06/21/09

    In reply to Call of Dookie: Modern Walmart
    Brilliant! It's the perfect crime! You take them, flush them down the toilet, and retrieve them in the sewer system!
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    Image of Owen Good Owen Good
    06/21/09

    @Elfgrin: That sounds like something out of Trailer Park Boys.
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    Image of Mister Jack got an iPod Touch! Mister Jack got an iPod Touch!
    06/21/09

    In reply to Call of Dookie: Modern Walmart
    I like how you use dookie, doodie, AND doo-doo as tags for this article. It's just that important that everyone sees it. With all the names we have for poo-poo, it's easy to miss this by using the wrong tag.


    Oh, poo poo. Better add that one.

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    Image of Tyber_Zann Tyber_Zann
    06/21/09

    In reply to Call of Dookie: Modern Walmart
    First, those games are extremely old. Why would Wal-Mart even carry that right now?


    Second, it looks a little too staged to me. The boxes are all stacked in a fan shape, to show each of the covers. And why a toilet? I've worked retail, and I've never seen someone do something so stupid as to dump evidence in a toilet. They tend to bury it at the bottom of the bathroom trash cans instead.


    Still a funny pic, though.

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    Image of Sonira - Katamari on the Wings! Sonira - Katamari on the Wings!
    06/21/09

    In reply to Call of Dookie: Modern Walmart
    WAIT A SECOND- Kevin GANNON?


    Fucking sweet last name.

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    Image of Theoutlet Theoutlet
    06/21/09

    @Sonira - I am old news.: I have a friend whose name is Scott Freeman.
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    Image of LittleDeadEpic! LittleDeadEpic!
    06/21/09

    @Theoutlet:


    idont have a friend called


    Dildor Saggins

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    Image of bobtheduck in Korea bobtheduck in Korea
    06/21/09

    @LittleDeadEpic! Run Bourbon Freeman Ruuuuuuuuuuuun!!!!: I'm reminded of all those pricks on youtube who post their videos as


    "This video has nothing to do with PS3 360 wii sex Brittany spears money miley cyrus Freddy Crueger bestality buttseks murder fox news..."

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    Image of MaxDragon7 MaxDragon7
    06/21/09

    @bobtheduck: It's the 'tags',


    ...the damned tags. Curse the tags!!!


    When you search something up and you get that kind of video, it's because the tags in the description make the video much more relevant with what you are searching for, rather than just any video.


    Just explaining for those who don't understand, that's all. :P

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    Image of Ackers thanks Brian Ashcraft Ackers thanks Brian Ashcraft
    06/21/09

    In reply to Call of Dookie: Modern Walmart
    i wish i could shit out games.... the pain would be a necessary evil
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    Image of (Zombie) Jölan (Zombie) Jölan
    06/21/09

    @Ackers rhymes with Crackers: ds games, bam!
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    Image of RyuuzakiBjorn RyuuzakiBjorn
    06/21/09

    @Jolan- needs something witty to put here: Just sitting on the toilet then BAM! There it is!
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    Image of excel_excel excel_excel
    06/21/09

    @RyuuzakiBjorn: You ever wonder what a toilet full of call of duty games looks like?

    WELL BAM THERE IT IS.
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    Image of Gantz: Your Trusted Friend in Science. Gantz: Your Trusted Friend in Science.
    06/21/09

    In reply to Call of Dookie: Modern Walmart
    I can't help but feel the "I was looking at the guns and huge knives" was not only irrelevant but sounding like he was trying to compensate.


    I mean, who the hell goes to Walmart for quality weaponry....

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    Image of SaanZ SaanZ
    06/21/09

    @Gantz: Your Trusted Friend in Science.:


    'looking' might have been limited to actually looking

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    Image of Gantz: Your Trusted Friend in Science. Gantz: Your Trusted Friend in Science.
    06/21/09

    @SaanZ: Quality or not, to me it just translates to:

    "So I was trying to be totally badass while my friend was in the bathroom.
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    Image of Theoutlet Theoutlet
    06/21/09

    @Gantz: Your Trusted Friend in Science.: Ahahaha. I thought the exact same thing.


    Maybe he was being ironic?


    ..nah.

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    Image of Mister Jack got an iPod Touch! Mister Jack got an iPod Touch!
    06/21/09

    @Gantz: Your Trusted Friend in Science.: I was also looking at some nails. But I wasn't in the hardware aisle. I WAS IN THE CEREAL AISLE.
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    Image of excel_excel excel_excel
    06/21/09

    @Gantz: Your Trusted Friend in Science.: "Yeah I bought like five, no, TEN, huge knives. Man I'm well 'ard!"

    "I pissed all over Activision's livelihood"
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    Image of Lezard Lezard
    06/21/09

    In reply to Call of Dookie: Modern Walmart
    If this was at Wal-Mart, shouldn't those games have been behind a glass security display?
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    Image of Gantz: Your Trusted Friend in Science. Gantz: Your Trusted Friend in Science.
    06/21/09

    @Lezard: Yes and how do you think you purchase games from behind a glass security display?

    You ask them to give you one (or however many you want).
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    Image of Lezard Lezard
    06/21/09

    @Gantz: Your Trusted Friend in Science.: At which point they generally ring the games up before you even leave the Electronics department, so it's not like you'd be doing yourself any favors by giving the games a swirly.
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    Image of Gantz: Your Trusted Friend in Science. Gantz: Your Trusted Friend in Science.
    06/21/09

    @Lezard: Other times I've just tossed them into the cart and they didn't say a thing?
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    Image of ceilingFANBOY ceilingFANBOY
    06/21/09

    @Lezard: It is this


    [www.walmart.com]


    It is sold on the discount cube in the action alley of your local Walmart* electronics department.

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    Image of mjpm mjpm
    06/21/09

    @Male Roof Blower:


    Action Alley? You speak the ancient tongue. What's your PSP?

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    Image of konexile konexile
    06/22/09

    @mjpm: high efficiency light bulbs.
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    Image of ceilingFANBOY ceilingFANBOY
    06/22/09

    @konexile: I believe the proper PSP term is "squiggly."
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    Image of hot_heart hot_heart
    06/21/09

    In reply to Call of Dookie: Modern Walmart
    Cock of Doody 4: Modern Gayfuckstupid


    SOI SOI SOI

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    Image of Shindokie Shindokie
    06/21/09

    @hot_heart: hahaha, I love machinama(sp)
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    Image of RyuuzakiBjorn RyuuzakiBjorn
    06/21/09

    @hot_heart:

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    Image of Dangerwillrobinson Dangerwillrobinson
    06/21/09

    In reply to Call of Dookie: Modern Walmart
    Did you just write an entire paragraph about that?


    Did I just read it?


    Fucking a.

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    Image of Zorantor Zorantor
    06/21/09

    @hot_fuzz: Really, what did we do before the Internet?
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    Image of Kobun Kobun
    06/21/09

    @Zorantor: Actually do stuff instead of reading about other people doing stuff.
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    Image of Powersupply Powersupply
    06/21/09

    In reply to Call of Dookie: Modern Walmart
    *insert pun about poo*
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    Image of excel_excel excel_excel
    06/21/09

    @Powersupply: Um....poo...um...

    CALL OF POOPY!
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    Image of MaxDragon7 MaxDragon7
    06/21/09

    @Powersupply: "Yes folks, our next Call of Duty will have a gut-wrenching story, fluid gameplay, and a warm, friendly feel.


    Did I mention we will include shitty puns in our game this time around? No lie! You can tell because all our previous Call of Duty games are now down the drain. Literally! Just check out our marketing campaign!!"


    *looks up at picture*


    *looks back at PR*


    *walks away, wondering what the hell just happened*

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