Being an 8-bit RPG interpretation, this sendup of Bear Grylls' survivalist television program lacks only a voice for the lengthy narrative bits. That's OK. Just read them to yourself, imagining the Death Star commander telling ghost stories at a campfire. Bingo, perfect Bear Grylls voice!

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