Go home, Ness — you're drunk.
Today's gaming highlights: An 8-bit speedrun on a system from 1982, running under the world in Titanfall, and more!
This is Spud's Quest, a neat little six-hour (that's playtime, not development time) puzzle-adventure with a Metroid-inspired upgrade system, temples based on Zelda's, and gameplay inspired by classic European platformer series Dizzy. It is set to hit PC this summer, and can be pre-ordered via its official website.
Taiwan's Next Media Animation brings its considerable rendering talent to bear on UK tabloid The Sun's tall tale of Nintendo 3DS returns and sick children.
A fighting game character with wings made out of life and death? Sounds like good material for an expensive action figure!