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I like my Thick-o-netta though #bayonetta
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(I lie, of course. The outcry is amusing.) #bayonetta
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Bayonetta pretty much blends everything DMC, GoW, and NG does so well into one. Featuring NG's dial-a-combo mixed with DMC's freestyle combat - it makes battles more interesting. Witch Time is highly encouraged and satisfying to pull off - enemies going in slow motion and Bayonetta dishing out insane amount of combos is really fun to pull off.
Boss battles are incredibly over-the-top, stuff I've never seen in DMC, GoW, or NG. Bayonetta's summons (when a boss is in near-death state, you can Climax and summon them) are the epitome of "OMG WHAT THE HECK JUST HAPPENED?!" kind of thing - she is just bad to the bone and her summons are just down right evil and fun to watch.
There are lots of optional challenges and things to unlock, so that's always fun. So far, a 9/10 game for me... would have been perfect if it wasn't for the PS3 bogging down the experience a tiny bit.
It's just too bad that the PS3 version isn't properly optimized, but if you can get the 360 version then you're in for a real treat."
Someone that has imported the game's opinion. That's for all the naysayers... (it's from someone on gamefaqs who has a good reputation.)
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@tetracycloide: wow who said anything about hips? don't wanna talk about what the word thin means to each of us, just have a look at this gif I made with the 2 images posted. like I said, I think she is definitely less wide. Larger head, head moved, body pinched inwards a bit, which straightens out her legs, left arm less thick, etc. Link in case the image upload doesn't work:
[i33.tinypic.com] #bayonetta
11/02/09
Look closely and check the picture linked below.
They reduced the distance from one side of her stomach to the other. That's what I meant by skinnier. #bayonetta
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@Twisk: What's that one character's name in Fable 2 - Sister "Hammer" Hannah.
And then there's another one I saw, not a main character though... She's probably more just fat than big boned. #bayonetta
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@pekosROB: this NPC prostitute #bayonetta
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...okay, not sure if I'm going to be able to play Bayonetta now. #bayonetta
10/30/09
I'll post it again: A human is 6-8 heads tall. This is something you learn in basic art/anatomy classes. Bayonetta is 11-12 heads tall. That's just freakishly out of proportion. #bayonetta
10/30/09
But if I had to try to explain it away, I'd say she was "big boned".
I'll post it again, if I haaaaaaad to try to explain it away, I'd say she was "big boned". LOL
:) #bayonetta
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Honestly once you start playing you really couldn't care less. #bayonetta
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<_< #bayonetta
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Hey ,You know what ELSE I figured out not too long ago?...That dog..? That one dog...with the teenagers? In the van?...The one that hunts ghosts and is brown and stuff? Scooby Doo...? That one?
Well ..There is NO WAY that dog could talk man... Canine mouths are NOT shaped right so they could never really talk...!
It's Totaly BullPucky!...!
There is NO way having a head that small would let you aim your foot pistols very well at all....
F A K E ! #bayonetta
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Gamers can be such an insane group. #bayonetta
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