The "Masturbation Diet" Is Not RecommendedBrian Ashcraft5/28/13 4:00am3041EditPromoteDismissUndismissHideGo to permalinkThe Subway diet. The cabbage soup diet. The junk food diet. From Atkins to the Zone, there is an array of diets to help people slim down. Have you heard of the masturbation diet? You know, the one in which you drop pounds by playing with yourself furiously.