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    BioShock As A Bedtime Story

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    Image of fox01313 fox01313
    10/02/09

    In reply to BioShock As A Bedtime Story
    Liking this but the Solid Snake one I thought was more amusing.

    [www.gametrailers.com]
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    bobtheduck promoted this comment fox01313 was starred fox01313 was unstarred
    Image of bobtheduck in Korea bobtheduck in Korea
    10/08/09

    @fox01313: "then giving him a cold"

    hahahahahaha
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    Image of Kaminari Kaminari
    10/01/09

    In reply to BioShock As A Bedtime Story
    Would you kindly stop bashing the ending?
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    Austin Walker promoted this comment Kaminari was starred Kaminari was unstarred
    Image of Sarcasmancer Sarcasmancer
    10/01/09

    @Kaminari: No. It sucked.
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    Image of Toastngravy Toastngravy
    10/01/09

    @Sarcasmancer: This one sucked too
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    Sarcasmancer promoted this comment Toastngravy was starred Toastngravy was unstarred
    Image of Sarcasmancer Sarcasmancer
    10/01/09

    @Toastngravy: Granted :/
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    Image of bobtheduck in Korea bobtheduck in Korea
    10/08/09

    @Kaminari: Yeah, I actually liked the ending. At least the good ending.
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    Image of timmy166 timmy166
    10/01/09

    In reply to BioShock As A Bedtime Story
    "Would you kindly read me a bedtime story?"
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    OW-Holmes--Sexual Tyrannosaur approved this comment timmy166 was starred timmy166 was unstarred
    Image of giltwist giltwist
    10/01/09

    In reply to BioShock As A Bedtime Story
    Actually, a live bedtime story cam service is BRILLIANT! I bet you could get massive grant money if you billed it as a pre-school lliteracy booster for underpriveledged kids. How awesome would it be for a little kid who has no books at home to learn to read to go to the library and have someone at StoriesCam.Com or whatever read to them?
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    thespyderboy promoted this comment giltwist was starred giltwist was unstarred
    Image of CosmicElement CosmicElement
    10/01/09

    In reply to BioShock As A Bedtime Story
    The BioShock ending did suck massive balls. Compared to the rest of the game's story, the ending was a total letdown. Sure, it was touching and all seeing the ring slip-on, and the "little sisters" holding your hand as you slowly wittled away. But it was leagues away in comparison to the "would you kindly" reveal.
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    Image of CosbyTheKinky CosbyTheKinky
    10/01/09

    @CosmicElement: Whoaaaaa there spoilers.

    I've seen it, but not everybody has.
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    dowingba promoted this comment CosbyTheKinky was starred CosbyTheKinky was unstarred
    Image of dowingba dowingba
    10/01/09

    @CosbyTheKinky: If you haven't played the game yet, why would you care about spoilers at this point?

    SPOILERS: A bunch of obvious and not-subtle-at-all twists happen around the end.
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    Image of CosmicElement CosmicElement
    10/01/09

    @CosbyTheKinky: Sorry, the sequel only comes out in a few months.
    Plus, it's not even really an ending. What I described takes place over the timespan of about thirty seconds, with a lame voice-over.
    Bet you hate me now eh.
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    Image of (Human) Gyaruson (Human) Gyaruson
    10/01/09

    In reply to BioShock As A Bedtime Story
    Am I seriously the only one on the planet who didn't think the ending sucked? Yeah, the boss fight was pretty Plain-Jane and definitely didn't end with the same genre-bending narrative that the game had retained up until that point, but it wasn't bad. It was just a regular fight against Supervillain #1. The cinematic after that, however, was incredible - assuming you didn't harvest any Little Sisters that is.

    Also, you don't HAVE to kill Sander Cohen when you meet him at Fort Frolic. I let him live and eventually gained access to his apartment later in the game, which garnered an achievement.
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    Edited by (Human) Gyaruson at 10/01/09 10:52 AM (Human) Gyaruson was starred (Human) Gyaruson was unstarred
    Image of DocBacca DocBacca
    10/01/09

    @(Human) Gyaruson: I thought the complaint was that it didn't end with Ryan and instead had to deal with Fontaine. I felt the shit after the Ryan encounter felt tacked on and is what sucked. Plus the boss fight felt anticlimactic, it was a decent fight but not worth it after the great experience before it.
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    thespyderboy promoted this comment DocBacca was starred DocBacca was unstarred
    Image of Pretty Sneaky Sis Pretty Sneaky Sis
    10/01/09

    @(Human) Gyaruson:

    You know, Fahey's opinion isn't the final word.

    I liked that ending. So, SHAZAM!
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    Image of UnseenK UnseenK
    10/01/09

    @(Human) Gyaruson: I agree dude, if you saved all the little sisters, I thought that was one of the most touching endings I've ever seen in a game.
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    OW-Holmes--Sexual Tyrannosaur promoted this comment UnseenK was starred UnseenK was unstarred
    Image of OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear
    10/01/09

    @UnseenK: I kill one little sister because "Hey its a video game and I want to see what happens"

    Because of that I end up worse than super Hitler.
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    Image of NerD: Blattella NerD: Blattella
    10/01/09

    @OW-Holmes--Sexual Tyrannosaur: That's because you're wicked.
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    Image of Kuwabara Kazuo Kuwabara Kazuo
    10/01/09

    In reply to BioShock As A Bedtime Story
    Live sex webcams? Do want.
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    Image of Bluevane Bluevane
    10/01/09

    In reply to BioShock As A Bedtime Story
    What do you mean "unlike the actual game"? Bioshock's ending was fantastic!
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    Austin Walker promoted this comment Bluevane was starred Bluevane was unstarred
    Image of Yossarian Yossarian
    10/01/09

    In reply to BioShock As A Bedtime Story
    Goodnight Moon as read to Mike Fahey

    In the great Kotaku room
    there was dsl
    and a red balloon
    and a picture of...

    Miyamoto jumping over the moon
    And there were three little Gears sitting on chairs

    And WoW pet kittens And a pair of mittens
    And a Silent Hill house And a young mouse

    And a comb and a brush and Rockband playing Rush
    And a quiet Tim Schafer who was whispering "hush"

    Goodnight room Goodnight room
    Goodnight MIyamoto jumping over the moon

    Goodnight light and the red balloon
    Goodnight Gears Goodnight chairs

    Goodnight kittens and Goodnight mittens

    Goodnight clocks and goodnight socks

    Goodnight Silent Hill house and Goodnight mouse

    Goodnight comb and Goodnight brush

    Goodnight nobody Goodnight Rush

    And Goodnight to Time Schafer whispering "hush"

    Goodnight stars Goodnight air

    Goodnight gamers everywhere
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    Edited by Yossarian at 10/01/09 9:28 AM Yossarian was starred Yossarian was unstarred
    Image of RicketyCricket RicketyCricket
    10/01/09

    @Yossarian: You, sir, are on a roll today.

    /Slow clap
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    -MasterDex- promoted this comment RicketyCricket was starred RicketyCricket was unstarred
    Image of Malfunktion v2 Malfunktion v2
    10/01/09

    @Yossarian: You have officially stolen my heart.
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    Image of KillerBee KillerBee
    10/01/09

    @Yossarian: Yeah, that was awesome in so many ways. Well done.
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    Image of -MasterDex- -MasterDex-
    10/01/09

    @Yossarian: You trying to make the rest of us look bad or something?!

    Well done, man. That was great.
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    Image of Salen Salen
    10/01/09

    @Yossarian: Bravo. Now will you read Red Rings and Hax?
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    Edited by Salen at 10/01/09 9:52 AM Salen was starred Salen was unstarred
    Image of glued glued
    10/01/09

    @Yossarian: damn that's good. any more children's literature classics in the works?
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    Yossarian promoted this comment glued was starred glued was unstarred
    Image of Yossarian Yossarian
    10/01/09

    @glued: Working on a screenplay called "Where the PS3 Owners Are"

    Here's an excerpt:

    "And when he came to the place where the PS3 Owners are they roared their terrible roars and gnashed their terrible teeth and rolled their terrible eyes and showed their terrible claws"

    Goes on like that for a bit... working out the ending now.
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    Image of Hamsfork Hamsfork
    01/08/09

    In reply to The 2008 GOTY GOTYs: The Best of the Best
    I'm surprised Fable 2 and Fallout 3 won anything. Hell, I still can't get over how anybody could enjoy Oblivion, and Fallout 3 was an Oblivion mod with shittier dialogue, broken combat, and more brown. I liked Fable 2 a little, but it was the exact same fucking game as Fable 1. My personal pick for game of the year: Braid of Goo.
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    Image of ReconToaster misses garnett :( ReconToaster misses garnett :(
    01/07/09

    In reply to The 2008 GOTY GOTYs: The Best of the Best
    Fable 2 really?


    I love the game, but it is no game of the year.

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    Image of TheHeartless TheHeartless
    01/07/09

    In reply to The 2008 GOTY GOTYs: The Best of the Best
    I'd like to think PETA would be kept as far away from this list as possible, but I guess that's why it's not my personal list.
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    Image of Koztah Koztah
    01/07/09

    In reply to The 2008 GOTY GOTYs: The Best of the Best
    For me, it's a tossup between MGS4, L4D and Fallout 3. But there's another game that should be mentioned:


    Army of Two.


    Yes, I know. It had problems, the plot was ridiculous as was the attitude of the characters.


    But you know what? Fuck that. If you have two controllers and your best friend over, there is nothing else worth playing (besides perhaps LBP). You're too busy shooting, laughing, being witty and telling your friend to "go on a SNEAKING MISSION!" to notice the (admittedly massive) flaws in the game.

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    Image of JuiceMan JuiceMan
    01/07/09

    In reply to The 2008 GOTY GOTYs: The Best of the Best
    You Americans and your guns. Look at those games. No fun unless you're shooting something.
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    Image of AlienRopeBurn AlienRopeBurn
    01/07/09

    @JuiceMan: And the worst part if we shot you for that comment, you'd just die smug.


    That being said, what disarmed game do you think really topped them?

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    AlienRopeBurn was starred AlienRopeBurn was unstarred
    Image of Koztah Koztah
    01/07/09

    @AlienRopeBurn:


    Now now, disarmed implies no weapons. JuiceMan is referencing firearms specifically.

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    Image of 3inst3in just had rrod number 2 and is sad 3inst3in just had rrod number 2 and is sad
    01/07/09

    In reply to The 2008 GOTY GOTYs: The Best of the Best
    because the New York Times and Time magazine are paragons of gaming journalism? not something to be proud of there, crecente. don't worry, i still love you.
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    3inst3in just had rrod number 2 and is sad was starred 3inst3in just had rrod number 2 and is sad was unstarred
    Image of Brian Crecente Brian Crecente
    01/07/09

    @3inst3in is all up in your relativistics.: Time: N'gai typicall. Though in this case Lev Grossman. NYTimes: Seth.


    All three are fantastic at what they do. Perhaps you should expand your reading to beyond blogs.

    :D

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