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    Please Send This To The Square Enix Boss

    Hey Microsoft, Bulgaria Is Not Germany, Japan or Korea!!
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    Image of Slatz_Grobnik Slatz_Grobnik
    05/09/09

    In reply to Please Send This To The Square Enix Boss
    "But second daughter ticket forearm."


    Is that forearm the noun, as in elbow-to-wrist, or forearm the verb, as in the cliche?


    Because it makes sense as the verb, because there's no verb in that sentence, but it doesn't make sense as the verb, because that sentence makes no sense.

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    Image of Chinpokomon Chinpokomon
    05/09/09

    In reply to Please Send This To The Square Enix Boss
    Please post original Japanese for full comic effect.
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    Image of MoeB MoeB
    05/08/09

    In reply to Please Send This To The Square Enix Boss

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    Image of MoeB MoeB
    05/08/09

    @MoeB:

    Sorry, one more. It's just that postman pat was my childhood hero.

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    Image of MoeB MoeB
    05/08/09

    @MoeB:

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    Image of [ZTF]Auspiciously Liminal [ZTF]Auspiciously Liminal
    05/08/09

    @MoeB: Alright, the first two where cute, but the first 12 seconds of the third one creep me the hell out.
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    Image of LllusionX Mailed the Fission LllusionX Mailed the Fission
    05/08/09

    @[ZTF]214A, 2A, 5A, 5B, 5C, 5D, 214B, 214D: Oh my god. I dont know why, but after seeing the 3rd one, i literally felt like i was about to throw up, or some demon was going to kill me from behind. i was scary as hell, seriously, to me. *serious*
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    Image of LllusionX Mailed the Fission LllusionX Mailed the Fission
    05/08/09

    In reply to Please Send This To The Square Enix Boss
    Most his castle am owned from "Some Guy"?
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    Image of SatansBestBuddy SatansBestBuddy
    05/08/09

    In reply to Please Send This To The Square Enix Boss
    You shouldn't mock somebody for not knowing English.
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    Image of [ZTF]Auspiciously Liminal [ZTF]Auspiciously Liminal
    05/08/09

    @SatansBestBuddy: Good thing SOME GUY didn't know Japanese, then.
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    Image of LllusionX Mailed the Fission LllusionX Mailed the Fission
    05/08/09

    @[ZTF]214A, 2A, 5A, 5B, 5C, 5D, 214B, 214D: lol, what kind of stupid name is "Some Guy"?? lol, parents and their stupidity. :P
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    Image of Kobun Kobun
    05/08/09

    @LllusionX now has Valkyria Chronicles, bringing sales count...: "Know: The brackets and capitalized words have been added by us. The email was original sent in Japanese and English where noted."
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    Image of LllusionX Mailed the Fission LllusionX Mailed the Fission
    05/08/09

    @[ZTF]214A, 2A, 5A, 5B, 5C, 5D, 214B, 214D: Yes, it was sarcasm.
    @Kobun: but thanks though. :P
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    Image of [ZTF]Auspiciously Liminal [ZTF]Auspiciously Liminal
    05/08/09

    In reply to Please Send This To The Square Enix Boss
    "Vory mach" Transliterated, or am I not familliar with the word "vory"?
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    Image of spannu spannu
    05/08/09

    @[ZTF]214A, 2A, 5A, 5B, 5C, 5D, 214B, 214D: [en.wikipedia.org]
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    Image of dd528 dd528
    05/09/09

    @spannu: The eating bit I can kind of understand, but "may include digestion"? That sounds like the most boring fetish ever.
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    Image of Erwin Erwin
    05/09/09

    @dd528: Nah nah, they speed up the metabolism for effect. In manga form hours of digestion are easily covered in a panel or two. I mean, otherwise weight gain, inflation, and unbirth would be at their natural speeds and slow as fuck. And don't get me started on how tedious the setup time for those urinal girls would be!


    ...I would now like to argue I know nothing of which I just spoke of and don't deserve to lose any respect because of any preceding text. I'm an average male individual who enjoys many common activities and likes to do way hetero things with girls of the breathing variety.

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    Image of ThisCharmingMan ThisCharmingMan
    05/08/09

    In reply to Please Send This To The Square Enix Boss
    That was pretty poetic, I think he stole a few lines from a Leonard Cohen song, actually.
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    Image of TheCleaningGuy TheCleaningGuy
    05/08/09

    @ThisCharmingMan: Yeah, it was one of his B-sides if I remember correctly.
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    Image of PlayerX PlayerX
    05/08/09

    @ThisCharmingMan: You mean Leonard Cohen's "First We Take Dream Grape"? Great song, man...


    My second daughter ticket forearm,

    For trying to change the shirt from within

    I'm in need of your help, I'm awaiting response...

    First you are able to be built?


    Almost verbatim lyric theft, there! :D

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    Image of Koztah Koztah
    05/09/09

    @PlayerX:


    Comment of the fucking century.

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    Image of ThisCharmingMan ThisCharmingMan
    05/09/09

    @PlayerX: I've never laughed so hard in my life. You win the internet.
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    Image of TheCleaningGuy TheCleaningGuy
    05/09/09

    @PlayerX: I can't adequately describe how amazing that comment was.
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    Image of Ueziel Ueziel
    05/08/09

    In reply to Please Send This To The Square Enix Boss
    my dream grape?!
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    Image of LllusionX Mailed the Fission LllusionX Mailed the Fission
    05/08/09

    @Ueziel: I bet the reply from SE to this letter will be "Yes.".
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    Image of MaxDragon7 MaxDragon7
    05/08/09

    @Ueziel: Well, if grapes are in your dreams, then THIS:


    She shall CRUSH your DREAMS!! Muahaha! The vid made me Lol at your comment.

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    Image of methan69 methan69
    05/08/09

    In reply to Please Send This To The Square Enix Boss
    I love how this is tagged under "Culture". I associate culture with many things, but not this.
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    Image of LllusionX Mailed the Fission LllusionX Mailed the Fission
    05/08/09

    @methan69: This is how we as gamers natually are. We are a creed of ninja bent on getting the most entertainment and conflict out of inanimate objects as we can.
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