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Hasselhoff has always came off as sort of pathetic to me, so using his "celebrity," his daughter AND his alcoholism to score a "Wii game" doesn't surprise me at all. But the guy bragging about it does come as a bit of a shock.
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That would be so awesome to take the Hoff on with the Knightrider theme. It could be a reality. Knowing Activision, they'll be announcing Guitar Hero: Television Theme Songs Edition any day now!
@alanxu:
That, of course, counts a controller (AKA - "Wii Play"). What is the PS3 attach rate, anyway? I own 10 games for the Wii and have MadWorld ordered. I don't even want to say how many games I have for the 360, because it's getting bloody damn ridiculous. I own 2 games for the PS3, but haven't owned a PS3 for quite a while, which would explain the shortage.
03/12/09
The Wii has the highest attach rate of any console out there. Don't quite know where you got your facts...
03/11/09
You're calling shame on this?
If there was a game or system you really wanted and you could play the "I'm a celebrity" card as soon as yopu could if it meant you would get the game/system. Don't pretend you wouldn't.
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See that and gasp in horror!
I admit he was funny in Click though.
I assume Germans dig him because of all the war and suffering they've been through...That would've made them immune to his music.
I kid about the German dig! god knows I don't want this thread to about nationality and whatnot. =D
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@Methusalah: Hilarious? Why it's the most awesome thing ever! And by awesome I mean it's something you can scare men with to turn them into dribbling idiots...=D
@Bialia: No one's late to the punch when it comes to the Hoff! =D
03/11/09
it really isnt that hard to get a wii
03/12/09
This happened over a year ago. Does anyone read the article anymore?
03/11/09
Wouldn't any decent store hold something for you for as little as 30 minutes? Methinks he over estimates his "influence"...
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Look at his deep, penetrating eyes....
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I think we know what happened to his physique:
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@Cojo21: God damn it, even the thumbnail of that video is too much.
Who among us hasn't gotten hammered and molested a cheeseburger like that? ;)
Also, while we're at it:
Oh, and [www.stevestenzel.com]
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All I'd have to do is go to walmart.
I think rehab may help him more than a wii, as well.
03/12/09
She said this was over a year ago.
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BTW, has anybody figured out the "!" exclamation mark beside the timecode? It goes off at certain points in the videos, but on for others...
11/03/08
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