Man, that is one badassed jacket. That jacket is so badassed that even though this image is goofy and funny and ridiculous, I'm still impressed with Mario's total sexiness.

The irrepressible Dan Hipp inadvertently spoils the ending of the Zelda movie that never existed with this epic image. That or it's suggesting that the Wii U can handle a lot more enemies on-screen than the Wii could. A lot more.

Those hands look clumsy. No wonder the Little Sisters keep running for the safety of the vents. By Dan Hipp.