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    Thank You Mario, But Our Princess Is In Another Game, Getting Kidnapped Again
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    Image of (Human) Gyaruson (Human) Gyaruson
    11/14/09

    In reply to Thank You Mario, But Our Princess Is In Another Game, Getting Kidnapped Again
    God that image of Super Mario Galaxy makes me want to play through that game again. So freaking amazing... #princesspeach
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    Image of Mister Jack started the Save The Lombax Foundation Mister Jack started the Save The Lombax Foundation
    11/13/09

    In reply to Thank You Mario, But Our Princess Is In Another Game, Getting Kidnapped Again
    Can't really blame Bowser too much for trying over and over. Peach is probably the only hot girl in the entire Mushroom Kingdom (except maybe when Daisy randomly shows up). There's something to be said for persistence. Most guys would just give up after being spurned that many times. #princesspeach
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    11/14/09


    @Mister Jack started the Save The Lombax Foundation: I love Daisy's design from Super Mario Strikers. Unf! #princesspeach
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    11/14/09

    @MechaTama31: Luigi doesn't need to be jealous, from the looks of it. #princesspeach
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    Image of MrPliskin0 MrPliskin0
    11/14/09

    @Mister Jack started the Save The Lombax Foundation: I'd take Daisy any day over Peach. #princesspeach
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    Image of Jonn Jonn
    11/13/09

    In reply to Thank You Mario, But Our Princess Is In Another Game, Getting Kidnapped Again
    "How did this game get released without Fox News and friends pondering the suggestion of Princess/lizard coupling? Why can't I stop pondering it right now?"

    Perhaps you are a furry. #princesspeach
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    11/13/09

    @Jonn: More like a scaly. #princesspeach
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    11/13/09

    @tangerine: Isn't the term "otherkin" or something? Not that sounds any less stupid than "scaly." #princesspeach
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    Image of Orionsaint Orionsaint
    11/13/09

    In reply to Thank You Mario, But Our Princess Is In Another Game, Getting Kidnapped Again

    Yeah wtf ever happened to Pauline? #princesspeach
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    Image of Mike Fahey Mike Fahey
    11/13/09

    In reply to Thank You Mario, But Our Princess Is In Another Game, Getting Kidnapped Again
    Donkey Kong was a woman named Pauline, no relation. #princesspeach
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    Image of OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear
    11/13/09

    In reply to Thank You Mario, But Our Princess Is In Another Game, Getting Kidnapped Again
    I've got two words for you Mario: high maintenance.

    Is she really worth it? #princesspeach
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    Image of Desmondia Desmondia
    11/13/09

    @OW-Holmes: Bringer of Fear: I think she's started getting herself kidnapped just to keep the guy working for it!
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    OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear promoted this comment Edited by Desmondia at 11/13/09 4:54 PM Desmondia was starred Desmondia was unstarred
    Image of Interstella5555 Interstella5555
    11/13/09

    @OW-Holmes: Bringer of Fear: Every couple has their "thing."

    "Hey honey, I'm feeling a little feisty"

    "Me too, I'll see if Bowser is free to kidnap me!" #princesspeach
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    Image of TeldurUK TeldurUK
    11/13/09

    @OW-Holmes: Bringer of Fear:

    She must be...that..or Mario just enjoys being the hero so much. #princesspeach
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    Image of Torgen got 99 problems but the PAXFlu ain't one Torgen got 99 problems but the PAXFlu ain't one
    11/13/09

    @OW-Holmes: Bringer of Fear: She's royalty. #princesspeach
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    Image of OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear
    11/13/09

    @Interstella5555: All I know is they have a messed up relationship. I'm just waiting for them to show up on Springer.

    "Today's Topic: Women who get kidnapped and the plumbers that love them." #princesspeach
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    Image of Mike Fahey Mike Fahey
    11/13/09

    In reply to Thank You Mario, But Our Princess Is In Another Game, Getting Kidnapped Again
    The Super Nintendo isn't a real console! Okay, I accidentally skipped writing those two entries down. They were in my notes, I swear.

    And now they are in the post. Apologies! #princesspeach
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    Image of excel_excel excel_excel
    11/13/09

    @Mike Fahey: THERE IS NO PICTURES. Doesn't count! #princesspeach
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    Image of WittyUserName WittyUserName
    11/13/09

    @Mike Fahey: Thank you Fahey!

    But our forgiveness is in another post!
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    Image of Mike Fahey Mike Fahey
    11/13/09

    @WittyUserName: You bastard! #princesspeach
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    Image of WittyUserName WittyUserName
    11/13/09

    @Mike Fahey: *having a fit of laughter over here*

    Sorry, I couldn't help it. #princesspeach
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    Image of Xelmon Xelmon
    11/13/09

    @Mike Fahey:
    Eh, shit happens! :) #princesspeach
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    Image of astidcrisse astidcrisse
    11/13/09

    In reply to Thank You Mario, But Our Princess Is In Another Game, Getting Kidnapped Again
    let's not forget that the american Mario Bros 2 was actually in no way a Mario Bros game but rather a redraw from a totally unrelated game from japan which the name espaces me right now..

    nice article though! #princesspeach
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    Image of Giolon Giolon
    11/13/09

    @astidcrisse: Doki Doki Panic. However, given all the elements that have been made into series the regular canon (bob-ombs, Peach's floatability, Luigi's slippery jumpability, Shy Guys, Birdo, etc.), you can't argue that it's not a legitimate entry into the series. I just think of it like Zelda II - the black sheep of the family. #princesspeach
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    11/13/09


    @astidcrisse: Not to mention nintendo replacing the baffling sliding head weapon with a more appropriate shell. #princesspeach
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    Image of astidcrisse astidcrisse
    11/13/09

    @Giolon: haha, sounds about right Giolon! #princesspeach
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    Image of SpishackCola is your Brodie, Brotron, and Brodington! SpishackCola is your Brodie, Brotron, and Brodington!
    11/13/09

    In reply to Thank You Mario, But Our Princess Is In Another Game, Getting Kidnapped Again
    I wonder if she always has a "Kidnapping Pack" ready to go at all times now? You know, reading material, tolietries, change of clothes, etc. #princesspeach
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    Image of excel_excel excel_excel
    11/13/09

    In reply to Thank You Mario, But Our Princess Is In Another Game, Getting Kidnapped Again

    I'm against violence but after the joke Peach makes at the end of Super Mario Bros 3 she deserved a smack. Seriously. #princesspeach
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    Image of WittyUserName WittyUserName
    11/13/09

    @excel_excel: Probably why she's shoo-ing you out of there so fast. Plumber rage is a terrible thing to behold. #princesspeach
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    Image of excel_excel excel_excel
    11/13/09

    @WittyUserName: Oh yeah. And to be fair he was fucking late, like all plumbers :P #princesspeach
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    Image of slotter slotter
    11/13/09

    @excel_excel: I've always felt Mario and Peach's relationship should have evolved into how Link and Zelda's relationship on the Friday edition of the Super Mario Brothers cartoon ( zelda fridays...I long for those days).

    Mario saying "Well EXCUSE ME Princess!" after that would have been comedy. #princesspeach
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    Image of -MasterDex- -MasterDex-
    11/13/09

    @excel_excel: Ungrateful bitch. Mario risks his life to save her and all she can do is make a joke in bad taste and fuck off.

    You can do better, Mario. I hear Daisy isn't seeing anyone these days...and she doesn't get herself kidnapped half as much as Peach does. #princesspeach
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    Image of excel_excel excel_excel
    11/13/09

    @-MasterDex-: Well c'mon Daisy is a filthy bitch. Like she couldn't escape from Donkey Kong....Diddy Kong came around somehow! #princesspeach
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    11/13/09

    @excel_excel: That's just sick, man! SICK!

    If you're gonna make those accusations, how about we question where all the koopas came from, eh! #princesspeach
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    Image of excel_excel excel_excel
    11/13/09

    @-MasterDex-: Bowser layed eggs.

    HA!
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    Image of katsujinken katsujinken
    11/13/09

    @excel_excel: That's not Daisy that's Pauline. Sure she's not a princess but in Donkey's defense, Pauline is clearly the hottest of the three. Can we really blame ol' DK for just having good taste? Can any of you say if you had a hottie like Pauline in your arms you wouldn't be tempted to throw a barrel at any man who got too close? #princesspeach
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    Image of katsujinken katsujinken
    11/13/09

    @excel_excel: Why not? Yoshi does, that wuvably androgenous so and so. #princesspeach
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    11/13/09

    @katsujinken: YEAH BUT........oh god your right #princesspeach
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    Image of Mr_Kelly_R_Flewin Mr_Kelly_R_Flewin
    11/14/09

    @excel_excel: All of a sudden I heard Flava Flav talking about Peach deserving a smack and then yelling out "YEEEEEEEAH BOOYEEEEEEE!"

    ^^;; #princesspeach
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    11/14/09

    @-MasterDex-: Here here! Daisy is hotter then Peach anyway! Of course, you're right. She learned her lesson well after being kidnapped and you just don't see her, save for the Mario Party series. :) Now THAT is smart!

    TAKE THAT PEACH! #princesspeach
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    Image of Chirotera Chirotera
    11/13/09

    In reply to Thank You Mario, But Our Princess Is In Another Game, Getting Kidnapped Again
    I'm starting to wonder if this whole thing is a Braid type scenario. #princesspeach
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Thank You Mario, But Our Princess Is In Another Game, Getting Kidnapped Again
    You'd think that by now they would just install a GPS chip in her head or keep a loaded Dillinger nuzzled in between a pink silk mushroom themed garter belts and her royal white creamy thighs. #princesspeach
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    Image of metroidisbest metroidisbest
    11/13/09

    In reply to Thank You Mario, But Our Princess Is In Another Game, Getting Kidnapped Again
    What about the Mario & Luigi games? #princesspeach
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    Image of mr_godot mr_godot
    11/13/09

    In reply to Thank You Mario, But Our Princess Is In Another Game, Getting Kidnapped Again
    "If only Bowser had stuck to his original leaving her in a room to be rescued habits she'd probably still be kidnapped today, giving birth to little half-mushroom, half-lizard babies."

    Oh, eww.

    *remembers that his ex once cosplayed Peach*

    Well, she would do it. #princesspeach
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    Image of GohanGVO GohanGVO
    11/13/09

    @mr_godot: She would give birth to little half-mushroom, half-lizard babies? #princesspeach
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    Image of mr_godot mr_godot
    11/13/09

    @GohanGVO: Uh, well, she...

    ...

    Okay, so that wasn't one of my better jabs. #princesspeach
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