Nowadays, it's easy to have sexytimes on the internet. Probably a little too easy, to be honest. But, back in the olden days of the late 1990s, it was more challenging. People needed instructional video, apparently, but it's hard to imagine this one helping anyone get connected.
I get accused of lurking on /b/ but I honestly don't. What knowledge I have of /b/ memes comes from my former co-worker Sander. That's why I'm so late bringing you Ralph Pootawn, the greatest Second Life troll ever. (NSFW)