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Americo
10/27/09

In reply to Fifty Bucks and a Meal Spins Your Wedding Reception, DJ Hero-Style
"Thass right, bitches!!! No Hi-Def!!! We talkin' STANDARD."

"Luckily, "Don't Cha" is also not on the tracklist, so you don't have to endure a bunch of 55-year-old broads pretending to be MILFs before the cake-cutting."

Owen, please write a book. Seriously. I'd buy that book if it were that hilarious. #djhero
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ryanwilhite
10/28/09

@Americo: Seconded. #djhero
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Hami83
10/27/09

In reply to Fifty Bucks and a Meal Spins Your Wedding Reception, DJ Hero-Style
It's hilarious because in DJ Hero you can have a "spectator" mode that lets you just listen to the music, defeating the whole purpose of having someone play the game. Or for 10 bucks tell a kid to switch songs after it's done. #djhero
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mintycrys is HOT for Bayonetta
10/27/09

In reply to Fifty Bucks and a Meal Spins Your Wedding Reception, DJ Hero-Style
Any "real DJs" care to complain about how he's totally a poser because he's not doing real mixing with real turntables?

In other news, Guitar Hero prodigy scheduled to perform at Carnegie Hall next spring.
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TRT-X
10/27/09

@mintycrys is HOT for Bayonetta: Give it time. Good meme's weren't born over night. #djhero
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A-hole
10/27/09

In reply to Fifty Bucks and a Meal Spins Your Wedding Reception, DJ Hero-Style
wouldn't be the same thing as a fitness instructor bringing Wii-Fit to a class? #djhero
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TaylorEatWorld
10/27/09

In reply to Fifty Bucks and a Meal Spins Your Wedding Reception, DJ Hero-Style

"DAVID BONIE" #djhero
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OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear
10/27/09

@TaylorEatWorld: David Bowie's nonunion porn star equivalent. #djhero
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TaylorEatWorld
10/27/09

@OW-Holmes Bringer of Fear: I read it as "Bon-ee", but "Bone-E" is much better.
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ekap
10/27/09

In reply to Fifty Bucks and a Meal Spins Your Wedding Reception, DJ Hero-Style
My grandmother lives in Asheboro, I didn't think it was worthy of having it's name grace the internet #djhero
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Owen Good
10/27/09

@ekap: It was either that or the goddamn zoo. #djhero
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Platypus Man
10/27/09

@Owen Good: I happen to like that zoo... #djhero
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Owen Good
10/27/09

@Platypus Man: Oh, it's a good zoo. Just, you know, that place is a fucking zoo. That's all. #djhero
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Platypus Man
10/27/09

@Owen Good: Oh, ok. Fair enough... #djhero
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RROD74
10/27/09

In reply to Fifty Bucks and a Meal Spins Your Wedding Reception, DJ Hero-Style
you live in the Greensboro area too????

Just read your bio. Bummer. I was hoping to meet you....at least I'll be heading to the same university as you (NC State).
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Platypus Man
10/27/09

@RROD74: When are you coming in? I'm from Winston-Salem and I'll be graduating from NCSU in May. I always love it when Owen mentions NC and NC State... #djhero
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Owen Good
10/27/09

@Platypus Man: On that subject, why the fuck were the Tar Heels wearing Duke blue jerseys against Florida State last week? #djhero
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Platypus Man
10/27/09

@Owen Good: I didn't see the game, but I can only surmise that it's because their own color sucks so much and they finally figured it out?

[media2.newsobserver.com]
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Owen Good
10/28/09

@Platypus Man: Jesus, not only did UNC wear Duke blue uniforms, their goalpost wraps were Duke blue.

What the hell was this, WCHL Self-Loathing Walmart Tar Heel Night? Not only do they hate the fact they're fans of a school they never attended, they hate it also trails Duke in the ACC's Early Admission Division? (aka Duke, UVa, UNC, etc.)

"Ah got accepted at Chapel Hill but it din't have a U.S. News first-tier air conditioner repair department."

Get used to it in West Raleigh, gents. Even the barbers at the Man-Mur will point proudly to their license on the wall and call you a redneck for that State sheepskin.
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RROD74
10/28/09

@Platypus Man: I'm applying this fall. If I don't get in, someone is really crazy in the head and I'm not worried about it. I'll be coming in next fall. I'm keeping my options open, but it seems like the best engineering school for me (no way in hell am I going to dook, or getting accepted there. besides, they don't have my major.)
Oh, and I'm from the Winston-Salem area too (Kernersville to be exact) but have lived in the HP/G-boro for a while also. So what high school did you go to? (I go to Glenn High School and we're actually really good at football this year.) #djhero
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RROD74
10/28/09

@Owen Good: Those aren't dook colors, those are the alternate jerseys (I believe). I was at the game and didn't think they looked so bad. #djhero
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Platypus Man
10/28/09

@RROD74: Well, good luck!

And I went to RJ Reynolds High School (and the Career Center). #djhero
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Platypus Man
10/28/09

@RROD74: While they aren't exactly the Duke colors, they decided to make their alternate jerseys look decently like Duke blue, or at least to put as little Carolina blue in it as possible.

And of course they don't look bad. They look better than normal, primarily because Carolina blue can get nauseating... #djhero
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Owen Good
10/28/09

@RROD74: When I was growing up (Elkin N.C. — tha 919-835 in tha hizzy!!! I'm aware the area code is 336 now.) there were two shades of blue. If you were talking about sky blue or light blue, you said "That's Carolina blue." If it was darker blue, you said, "No, Duke blue." So, UNC wore Duke blue jerseys on Thursday. I rest my case. #djhero
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Owen Good
10/28/09

@Platypus Man: UNC makes most any color nauseating to me.

But that getup especially looks like Boo-Berry had the liquishits. #djhero
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(Zombie) Goldwings
09/19/09

In reply to Help Wanted: Arena Healer/Death Knight, 20 hrs/wk, Apply Within
When a game you play becomes work, it most of the time becomes less enjoyable.
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MetalSonic7
09/19/09

In reply to Help Wanted: Arena Healer/Death Knight, 20 hrs/wk, Apply Within
Man I gotta bookmark Craigslist. Definitely good for some laughs.

And... i gotta find out who craig is.
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phicaluk
09/20/09

@MetalSonic7: Your wish is my command:

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MetalSonic7
09/20/09

@phicaluk: Thank you. I can die happy now.
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Legion329
09/19/09

In reply to Help Wanted: Arena Healer/Death Knight, 20 hrs/wk, Apply Within
Owen, I love your writing. Never leave Kotaku, haha.
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starscar.exe
09/19/09

In reply to Help Wanted: Arena Healer/Death Knight, 20 hrs/wk, Apply Within
Isn't this the same as paying a Korean company money to level your character? Which is, you know, putting the owner at risk of a ban of his account?
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Th12eat
09/19/09

@starscar.exe: No, because Blizz ToS forbids players sharing accounts, that is primarily the soul injustice in those cases.
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QualityJeverage
09/19/09

@Th12eat: Blizz also expressly forbids the trade of real money for in-game goods/services, or trading in-game money for real-world goods/services.
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blackswordca
09/19/09

@QualityJeverage: not 100% true... before the recent changes.. you could trade in game gold for a TCG code person to person.
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geiko
09/19/09

In reply to Help Wanted: Arena Healer/Death Knight, 20 hrs/wk, Apply Within
Well, how else are you supposed to impress Mila Kunis?
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Jakelshark
09/19/09

In reply to Help Wanted: Arena Healer/Death Knight, 20 hrs/wk, Apply Within
from what I hear, WoW is like a job in the first place....at least this way youll get some pay and a dickhead boss who isnt just some Guild Master
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randomrawr
09/19/09

@Jakelshark:

The game itself is not time consuming nor demanding. However, the players are and most guilds simply ask for unrealistic hours of devotion to the game for raids, etc. You can play about 2-3 hours a day or a little less and still get things done. In that time frame you can run an instance once or twice depending on how fast your group goes through them.
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QualityJeverage
09/19/09

@Jakelshark: WoW is only like a job if you aren't doing what you enjoy, and/or aren't playing with the right people. I think of a lot people don't have the self-control to be able to say "I'm not enjoying this, so I'm not going to do it anymore" so they get stuck playing in guilds with people who want to raid for several hours every night. WoW is a big enough game that there are a lot of things you can devote your playtime to, and you shouldn't feel obligated to do things you don't like to do.
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Jakelshark
09/20/09

@QualityJeverage:

I know WoW players that hate playing WoW but cant stop because of their addiction. I know WoW players that hurt their relationships with their significant others and friends because of the long time demands of being in guilds and such.

I applaud you if you are able to play with people who are casual enough to enjoy it but proffesional enough to still run an instant. From the people I know who play, Guilds are just a source of drama, politics, and a major time committment. But they are a neccessary evil to do most end game content, because getting a large raid group together of random and competent players is a huge ordeal.
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Armagetiton
09/20/09

@Jakelshark: Guilds can be very good, it all depends on the people you roll with I guess. Myself, I've been playing MMO games with the same group of people for 5 years now. I don't know any of them IRL, we're just a drama free guild that likes to play games together.

So how do we keep it drama free? Easy. We recruit everyone that wants to try and join. We weed out bad seeds and people that don't fit in by hazing the fuck out of them.

Women get the worst of the hazing, which is done with barrages of verbal abuse. This is because women are most often the primary source of guild drama. if they can take it and fit in, fine. But none last very long. A few leave literally crying.
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JibbyJam
09/20/09

@Armagetiton: I find that hilarious and entertaining. I also find those methods to be practical and inspiring. Bravo.
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The_Game21x
09/19/09

In reply to Help Wanted: Arena Healer/Death Knight, 20 hrs/wk, Apply Within
I don't know what's worse...the fact that this person is actually willing to pay someone to help them reach a certain status level in an MMO or the fact that I now wish I played WoW so I could take him up on his offer...
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AOClaus
09/19/09

@The_Game21x: hell ya, i could use a job while i'm in school.
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Kanji08
09/19/09

In reply to Help Wanted: Arena Healer/Death Knight, 20 hrs/wk, Apply Within
Maybe I should make a resume for my WoW character?

4x Glad. Resto Druid w/ Legendary Mace. DK alt in full Ulduar epics. Any takers? . . . Anyone?
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