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UltimatePancakeSensation
01/14/09

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I'm surprised; I would have thought "Imagine! Feeling Clean" would have been at the top.
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new_pornographer
01/14/09

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Also, how did I become a star commentator?
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Soldier_CLE says DON'T STOP AT THE STAR! REVOKE THE WHOLE DAMN THING, OWEN!!!
01/14/09

@new_pornographer: Anyone who offers a level of insight and enlightenment within their commentary is awarded a "gold star" by the editors/writers, when it is felt that there is merit within your posts.

Well done!
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Sloopydrew
01/14/09

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It's funny how porn actresses essentially describe their looks and professional behavior as their in-game character ("I'd be one of the whores getting screwed in Grand Theft Auto" "Super, super slutty. I'd be a hot little game girl, and I'd hit people with my boobs. They're big.") And, conversely, gamer guys asked what they'd be in a game would more likely than not describe not themselves, but a porn actress (sexy, slutty, big boobs -- think Lara Croft). What does this all mean? Secretly, deep down, every grown human being on the planet wants to be a female porn star.
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Soldier_CLE says DON'T STOP AT THE STAR! REVOKE THE WHOLE DAMN THING, OWEN!!!
01/14/09

@Sloopydrew: I think it depends on who you are talking to within the industry (or any), since many like to "self-promote" themselves to stay relevant within said industry.

Interestingly enough, if you talk to a pornstar candidly (without press), you might get some different answers. The same applies to entertainers of the other categories.

Example:
Action Hero X (in front of press): I want to be a Golem, so I can smash the hell out of everything?

Action Hero X (candidly, no press): I wanna ride a pony.

Know what I mean?
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TrueCrime
01/14/09

@Soldier_CLE proclaims Steve Wiebe The REAL King of Kong!!!.: If you talk to a pornstar candidly, you'll probably have to wait for the methamphetamine to wear off before you get anything meaningful out of her.
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Soldier_CLE says DON'T STOP AT THE STAR! REVOKE THE WHOLE DAMN THING, OWEN!!!
01/14/09

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I personally find it interesting that the adult film entertainment stars are opening up more towards their subcultural tastes, and one of those of course being videogaming. As we get older, the adult film entertainers get younger, and with that, chances are that they are more apt to playing video games, pinball tables, and other forms of "interactive entertainment" (pardon the pun, there.)

Unlike the days of Sharon Mitchell's days on film, the console industry is a more active industry, and since the adult film entertainment industry has been more accepted by mainstream audiences, the men and women of the industry are perhaps more open to exposing some of their hobbies and interests not involving the bedroom.

People like "Jenna Haze", being a huge gamer, or "Lexi Belle" being a hugely professed "Star Wars Geek", give you an idea that just because someone does something pandering and titilating (again, pardon the pun), doesn't mean that they can't enjoy some guilty pleasures that many of us already do. (yet again, pardon said pun...)

When we get past the "tit-smack" commentary, it's good to see that adult film entertainers (among others) are able to stake their claim among the gaming crowd. And you never know: The very same adult film entertainers may be reading your commentary, and posting some of their own.

Just saying...
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ReconToaster misses garnett :(
01/14/09

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Kotaku, Can we stop reporting on every last semi-famous person who just happens to play shitty games? I think we've near established that everybody seems to like guitar hero and cooking mama.
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new_pornographer
01/14/09

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I am a porn star. It's funny no one has ever picked up on my user name. I don't want to do it for the rest of my life though, its just easy,fun money whilst I'm studying a computer game programming degree. There aren't THAT many male porn stars who work regularly in the uk, so if you're reliable you can accept work from time to time, and get something like £200 on average for a 4-5 hour shoot.

Currently, I'm playing through Yoshi's Island for the first time via a reccomendation from a friend. It's beyond awesome. I'm also looking to pick up Kirby's Dream Course via the virtual console, after Miyamoto name dropping it in the Zeruda no bideo documentary.

They should keep me going until SF4 and RE 5.
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ILL-Ego-LiFe
01/14/09

@nw_prngrphr:
Whr
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new_pornographer
01/14/09

@ILL-Ego-LiFe:

Thanks dude!
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IanC
01/14/09

@new_pornographer:

Bizarre question - I heard (from a documentary) that a lot of US male porn stars have to do gay porn in order to makes ends meet, even if they are straight.... does that happen with the UK industry as well?
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new_pornographer
01/14/09

@IanC: I heard about that. I can't comment, thankfully I live at home with my parents so I'm not desperate for cash I just need money to help me pay my uni fees and run my car.

Although the downsides to being a male performer- you have to get over any attraction issues with the girl you're working with. So if you don't think she's very good looking nor sexy, tough. Get it up.

Also you will have to do things that you may not enjoy, not all us male stars enjoy giving a girl the business 'up the khyber passage', if you know what I mean.

Also you will have to work for 4-5 hours straight and 'perform' every time.
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AxelMinami
01/14/09

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What's up with all the Mirror's Edge references in every Kotaku article? Is this some kind of viral marketing or something?
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aw3str1k3r
01/14/09

@AxelMinami: Have you bought Mirror's Edge? Until then, I am under contract to say no, this is not viral marketing for [buy]Mirror's Edge. The fact that [buy]Mirror's Edge appears multiple times in articles not related to [buy]Mirror's Edge, does not make [buy]Mirror's Edge a subject for viral marketing.

Mirror's Edge, Mirror's Edge, Mirror's Edge.
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-MasterDex-
01/14/09

@aw3str1k3r: YOU SUMBLIMINAL MESSAGES DON'T WORK ON ME!!!

I think I'll go buy Mirror's Edge now.

Have a happy Mirror's Edge.

Ah shit!
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mister_d
01/14/09

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"What kind of video game character would you be?

I'd be one of the whores getting screwed in Grand Theft Auto."

Probably the dumbest answer possible. Dead by age 30, guaranteed.
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Soldier_CLE says DON'T STOP AT THE STAR! REVOKE THE WHOLE DAMN THING, OWEN!!!
01/14/09

@mister_d: Remember that in that industry, the idea is to "pander and titilate" the audience.

You don't *really* think that is their real answer, do you?
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excaliburps
01/14/09

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Wait porn stars play games? I thought they spent all their time having sex,getting tested for STDs and whatnot.

Is it a wonder why a Wii game is mentioned. Nyuk nyuk! Coz you know a Wii's shaped like a...Ah it got lame didn't it?

Now that the Wii's a bonafide mainstream success, any chances of the the Wii finally getting a porn game? I mean it would be a big hit with the ladies! Yeah I know Nintendo won't allow it but it can be unlicensed right?

Think of all the people who would buy it!
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Gaunt
01/14/09

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I'd like to know what kinda games Belladonna plays.

And one more time (since this seems like an apropriate thread to ask this question) where has the link to the fleshbot bog gone?
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hodayathink wants WWFRD back!
01/14/09

@GauntFaceKiller: I asked over there, apparently some advertisers didn't like it, so they took it off all the other Gawker sites.
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XidZen
01/14/09

@GauntFaceKiller: If she playing games she must be hardcore gamer - girly, casual games are not for her.
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badasscat
01/14/09

@GauntFaceKiller: Fleshbot was sold by Gawker. It's no longer owned by them, so no link.
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PulpZero
01/14/09

@XidZen: I can't imagine Belladonna doing anything that isn't hardcore...
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Theoutlet
01/14/09

@PulpZero: You apparently have not seen PG porn.

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hodayathink wants WWFRD back!
01/14/09

@badasscat: If that's so, why are there still Gawker links at the bottom of Fleshbot?
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aw3str1k3r
01/14/09

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This was 57% of the reason why Nintendo added rumble to the Wiimote.
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Soldier_CLE says DON'T STOP AT THE STAR! REVOKE THE WHOLE DAMN THING, OWEN!!!
01/14/09

@aw3str1k3r: Or 69%...

...Maybe 77%.
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incredibilistic
01/14/09

@Soldier_CLE proclaims Steve Wiebe The REAL King of Kong!!!.:

71 which is 69 with two fingers up your...
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Soldier_CLE says DON'T STOP AT THE STAR! REVOKE THE WHOLE DAMN THING, OWEN!!!
01/14/09

@incredibilistic: Ahh... But if you get 77, you get 8 more.

"!"
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Thorax
01/14/09

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I just noticed the pic, and you have officially cemented your place in the league of greatness, Mr. Plunkett.
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ShaggE: Cracking Eggs Of Wisdom
01/14/09

@Thorax: Didn't see that at first either. I've been loving these shoops lately.
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LllusionX Mailed the Fission
01/14/09

@Thorax: it's a good thing tom goes to the mayor isnt *that* funny, or i'd have to say the same for you.
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smuai
01/14/09

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"And Joanna Angel is playing both Guitar Hero and Rock Band at the same time (hey, she's a pro)."

tee hee
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badasscat
01/14/09

@smuai: You (and Kotaku) missed the obvious "she swings both ways" joke.
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ChimeraTheory
01/14/09

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Shld w rlly cr wht prn strs ply?
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HenryHSH
01/14/09

@ChimeraTheory: YES.
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slight
01/14/09

@ChimeraTheory: Why was this disemvoweled?
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Soldier_CLE says DON'T STOP AT THE STAR! REVOKE THE WHOLE DAMN THING, OWEN!!!
01/14/09

@ChimeraTheory: Regardless of the taboo, it is no different from asking what a movie, television, music star plays for games. For that matter, it is no different than asking what an athlete, model or politician plays, as well.

Then again, there is just one difference...

category within their industry.

This, it is game-worthy. Now the question of "should you care"? That's up to you.
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hodayathink wants WWFRD back!
01/14/09

@slight: Because it's along the lines of "Slow news day" or "Why is this news", which has already been stated as a disemvowelable offense.
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Pult|Ost - Fortune Hunter Edition
01/14/09

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You can play video games AND have sex?!

WHY WAS I NOT TOLD?!
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stoneagedan
01/14/09

@Pultost: You can only do it if your boobs are big enough to hit people with.
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