Kotaku: college humor

A Real Mario Is A Terrifying Mario

Mike Fahey — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 13:20:00 MST

A man calls the plumbing company to complain about the two plumbers sent to fix his pipes, who instead go on a relatively subdued drug-fueled rampage in this College Humor video.

It's really not all that funny. I'd say slightly disturbing is more like it. Mario and Luigi are portrayed as the drug-crazed maniacs they'd likely be if they were real boys, and it isn't pretty. Mario's teeth in particular will be giving me nightmares for weeks to come.

Oh, and please blame Chris A for sending us this link. Thanks, Chris.

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

The God Of Tetris Is A Vengeful God

Mike Fahey — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 10:00:00 MST

College Humor is definitely onto something here in their Tetris God video. "There is no place for a square, milord!"

Playing Tetris will never, ever be the same. Now we have a focus for our frustration and anger. I hope that actor is prepared to be punched in the face on a regular basis.

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Thanks David!

Rock Band Yoko Ono

Brian Crecente — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 10:00:00 MST

For every form of expression there is a Yoko Ono, but for every Yoko Ono there is a Call of Duty. Think about it. It's deep. Seriously.

Watch the video.

Rock Band Yoko Ono

Star Fox in Iraq: Do A Barrel Roll!

Brian Crecente — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 15:00:00 MDT

Hilarious. But I'd think it was hilarious if the Star Fox crew was badgering just about anyone... like say ASH!!!

You Cannot Unsee The Mario And Peach Sex Tape

Mike Fahey — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 12:00:00 MDT

Not only is College Humor's Mario and Peach sex tape extremely not safe for work, it will change the way you play Super Mario Bros. forever.

I'm going to say it again, in case you miss the tag, and never read the first sentence of any Kotaku story. This is not safe for work. So not safe that even I got a bit blushy at one point and had to look away. Nice use of sound effects and Boo, but this is probably something that shouldn't be seen ever by anyone.

Having said that, here you go.

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

The Duck Hunt Dog Finally Goes Too Far

Mike Fahey — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 21:00:00 MST

It's bad enough when a pixellated hound dog is overly critical towards your duck hunting skills, but when he starts in on your job situation and your sexual performance, things have gone too far.

College Humor takes a startling look at a man pushed to the very edge. He cannot hunt. His car won't start. He cannot please his woman orally. Every step of the way the laughing dog berates and belittles him until he finally snaps. It's sort of like that one movie where Michael Douglas wants a biscuit but breakfast has just ended. Actually it's almost nothing like that...I just really could go for a biscuit right about now.

Speaking of biscuits, I've placed the video a bit further down the page due to suggested NSFW failed oral pleasure.

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Bowsers' Minions Are Revolting

Mike Fahey — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 12:00:00 MDT

I've always imagined that freed from the ridiculous rules of Bowser's ridiculous rule, Mario's enemies would take the plumber down in seconds flat. If only Bowser had paid more attention to those Super Mario 2 minions it wouldn't have come to a head quite as quickly, but you can't hold back inevitability. It's inevitable.

Halo 3 Homicide Detective

Mike Fahey — Thu, 29 May 2008 10:30:00 MDT

Remember the Halo movie the folks at College Humor were working on, featuring our friend in the homemade Master Chief outfit? Well here it is, Halo 3 Homicide Detective, an interesting blend of CSI and FPS. The humor here really lies in the fact that the detectives and police involved are talking as if they were on Xbox Live headsets in a game lobby. Not the best sign that I feel I have to explain that to you folks.

Jim completely kicks ass though, doesn't he?

College Humor Taking On Halo

Mike Fahey — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 18:00:00 MDT

Remember the guy in the self-made Master Chief armor at the New York launch of Halo 3? Seems like we weren't the only ones to take notice of his shiny metal carapace. The folks at College Humor, creators of Street Fighter: The Early Years, got in touch with Jim, who comments on Kotaku as NYC Armor Guy, about appearing in a short for the site, and Jim passed along some pictures of the set where the action takes place. The movie, which may or may not be called Halo Detective, should be showing up on the humor site in the coming weeks. For now, check out our little gallery taken from Jim's site, or visit the Flickr gallery below for more shots of Master Chief in action.

Halo Detective [CHTV Flickr]

Street Fighter: The Later Years Is Back!

Michael McWhertor — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 14:00:21 MDT

After a painful eight month wait lacking any semblance of joy, our lives are back on track now that Street Fighter: The Later Years has officially returned. The kids at CollegeHumor just gave us the go ahead, as part four of the series is now live, and looking sexier than ever in the new widescreen format. I'll refrain from spoiling too much, but the Balrog cameo might just be one of the best gags yet.

Street Fighter: The Later Years, Part 4 [CollegeHumor]

Street Fighter: The Later Years Returns

Mike Fahey — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:00:02 MDT

It's been 8 months since the last episode of College Humor's Street Fighter: The Later Years, and we have missed it terribly. Now the series returns on September 7th for the first of 7 monthly episodes that will finish off the 10 episode series. Here is a trailer of things to come. "What's a kick?" Comedy gold. If you missed episodes 1-3 be sure to check them out. So very worth it.

Street Fighter: The Later Years Continues

Michael McWhertor — Fri, 22 Dec 2006 17:30:11 MST

The excellent Street Fighter: The Later Years continues. And this episode is just as good as the previous two. This time Dhalsim and Zangief set out to find two more World Warriors, finding one dead and unexpectedly running into a third. Michael McWhertor

Street Fighter: The Later Years - Part 3 [College Humor]
More Street Fighter: The Later Years and Street Fighter: The Later Years [Kotaku]

More Street Fighter: The Later Years

Michael McWhertor — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 18:20:45 MST

Let's hope that College Humor plans to exploit the Street Fighter series just as long as Capcom has, as I am greatly amused by their take on the washed up group of world warriors. This episode shows what Ryu, Sagat, and Bison are up to, following the earlier look at Zangief and Dhalsim.

Bonus points for cute kitties!! Michael McWhertor

Street Fighter: The Later Years - Part 2 [College Humor]
Street Fighter, the Later Years [Kotaku]