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    Image of -MasterDex- -MasterDex-
    02:34 AM

    In reply to Left 4 Dead 2's Midnight Riders Wish You Warm Christmas Beatings
    Great song, southern rock ftw!

    I'd love to hear Down it.
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    Edited by -MasterDex- at 12/25/09 2:34 AM -MasterDex- was starred -MasterDex- was unstarred
    Image of Salen Salen
    12/24/09

    In reply to Left 4 Dead 2's Midnight Riders Wish You Warm Christmas Beatings
    Well, this just proved that Crow T. Robot was ahead of his time with action sequences in Christmas songs. So let's all have a Patrick Swayze and a Midnight Riders Christmas!
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    Image of CustomFirmware CustomFirmware
    12/24/09

    In reply to Left 4 Dead 2's Midnight Riders Wish You Warm Christmas Beatings
    Valve is love. <3
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    Image of AOClaus AOClaus
    12/24/09

    In reply to Left 4 Dead 2's Midnight Riders Wish You Warm Christmas Beatings
    They look like a bunch of Klingons.
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    Image of GohanGVO GohanGVO
    12/24/09

    In reply to Left 4 Dead 2's Midnight Riders Wish You Warm Christmas Beatings
    It's time like this that makes me wish that Celebrity Deathmatch was still around.

    Dethklok vs. Midnight Riders would be the most brutals things to ever come out the South since Hurricane Kickass.
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    Image of KingSeafoam KingSeafoam
    12/24/09

    @GohanGVO: I wouldn't know who to root for. But I do know that it'd be one hell of a show!
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    GohanGVO promoted this comment KingSeafoam was starred KingSeafoam was unstarred
    Image of SoupNBread SoupNBread
    12/24/09

    @GohanGVO: But we all know the outcome of that already, clearly Dethklok
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    GohanGVO promoted this comment SoupNBread was starred SoupNBread was unstarred
    Image of GohanGVO GohanGVO
    12/24/09

    @SoupNBread: You underestimate the power of beards, sir.
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    Image of EvilBadman EvilBadman
    12/24/09

    In reply to Left 4 Dead 2's Midnight Riders Wish You Warm Christmas Beatings
    Ok 3 Midnight Riders songs, Rock Band DLC. Make it happen.
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    GohanGVO promoted this comment EvilBadman was starred EvilBadman was unstarred
    Image of RaginKaGin21 RaginKaGin21
    12/24/09

    @EvilBadman: I like this...I would like this to happen. Can we please contact Harmonix and Valve and make this happen?
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    gunluva is prepared to drop. promoted this comment RaginKaGin21 was starred RaginKaGin21 was unstarred
    Image of gunluva is prepared to drop. gunluva is prepared to drop.
    12:18 AM

    @RaginKaGin21: Yeah, seriously, they did this with Still Alive, they should do it with this.
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    Image of excaleranth excaleranth
    12/24/09

    In reply to Left 4 Dead 2's Midnight Riders Wish You Warm Christmas Beatings
    Holy balls that rocks
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    GohanGVO promoted this comment excaleranth was starred excaleranth was unstarred
    Image of mintycrys is HOT for Bayonetta mintycrys is HOT for Bayonetta
    12/24/09

    In reply to Left 4 Dead 2's Midnight Riders Wish You Warm Christmas Beatings
    I hear the satellites could see their show from outer space.

    ITT your own "My buddy Keith" stories

    This one time, my buddy Keith decided t' participate in a rodeo, an' he thought it'd be CRAZY if he dressed up like a rodeo clown while he rode an' shit. Damn, that steer he was on just went nuts 'fore he even left the pen, an Keith got thrown out the pen, landin' on the top of the fence, and he broke both o' his arms. That doctor done tol' him he might not ever use his right arm correctly unless they broke it again...man, he screamed like a little sumbitch when I helped the doc hold his ass down. I still get nightmares 'bout the sound those bones make when they snap in half like twigs, man. Shit.
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    Image of netMASA netMASA
    12/24/09

    @mintycrys is HOT for Bayonetta: Ellis, is now the time?
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    Image of Ben Nadler Ben Nadler
    12/24/09

    In reply to Left 4 Dead 2's Midnight Riders Wish You Warm Christmas Beatings
    GOT YOUR COOKIES, GOT YOUR MILK!
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    Image of Hassun Hassun
    12/24/09

    @Ben Nadler:
    GOT MAH SHOTGUN TRAINED ON THE CHIMNEY!
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    GohanGVO promoted this comment Hassun was starred Hassun was unstarred
    Image of HowardC HowardC
    12/23/09

    In reply to Cameron Diaz Was (Almost) In Mortal Kombat
    What are you guys smoking? Mortal Kombat was a fantastic movie! I think you guys might be confusing it with Mortal Kombat II, which is still known to cause diarreah, nausea and internal bleeding.
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    KaneRobot promoted this comment HowardC was starred HowardC was unstarred
    Image of KaneRobot KaneRobot
    12/23/09

    @HowardC: I wouldn't say it was a "fantastic" movie, but it is definitely the best game-to-movie thus far. Very enjoyable action film that didn't totally ignore the source material, with a pretty awesome soundtrack to boot. I wish they'd get a Blu-Ray out of it, since the movie looked awesome.

    Yeah, the second one made me want to vomit with rage, though.
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    Image of BlueBeard BlueBeard
    12/23/09

    @KaneRobot: MK1 was pretty damn good, and that's extra hard to pull off when the video game being adapted is a fighting game. Strangley, so many videogames that ctaully have plots to begin with can't make such a nice transition.

    MK2 is all the more tragic in light of how good MK1 was. How does a well received and (I'm assuming) reasonably successful film spawn such a terrible sequel?

    If her role as Sonya Blade would have killed her career, as you say, then I'd take her in one MK movie any day over Charlie's Angels, The Sweetest Thing, What happens in Vegas... pretty much everything she has ever done except A Life Less Ordinary, which is awesome.
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    KaneRobot promoted this comment BlueBeard was starred BlueBeard was unstarred
    Image of KaneRobot KaneRobot
    12/23/09

    @BlueBeard: Come to think of it, it's not like being Sonya killed Bridgette Wilson's career. She just didn't have much of a career to begin with.

    ...although being Sonya in Mortal Kombat and Veronica Vaughn in Billy Madison is a pretty fucking sweet resume...uh, by my standards, anyway.
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    Image of BlueBeard BlueBeard
    12/23/09

    @KaneRobot: I don't think MK killed anyone's career, I was just saying that if it did, like the post's author suggested it might, that it really wouldn't have been that big of a deal to the entertainment world.

    I think Bridget Wilson just wasn't super interested in acting. But yeah... soooo hot... want to touch the heiney!
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    Image of azr azr
    12/23/09

    @HowardC: Annihilation was better than Mortal Kombat.
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    KaneRobot promoted this comment azr was starred azr was unstarred
    Image of KaneRobot KaneRobot
    12/23/09

    @azr: ...this should be a ban-worthy statement. Holy crap.
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    KaneRobot was starred KaneRobot was unstarred
    Image of azr azr
    12/23/09

    @KaneRobot: Too bad.. YOU.. Will DIE!
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    Image of Bokusatsu_Tenshi Bokusatsu_Tenshi
    12/23/09

    In reply to Cameron Diaz Was (Almost) In Mortal Kombat
    Lucky her she broke her hand... not even Cameron Diaz as Sonya Blade would've saved that movie.

    It needed a completely different plot and AT LEAST a Raiden just like that guy from Big Trouble in Little China.
    [xspblog.com]

    Not that Christopher Lambert bs character.

    IMHO
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    Edited by Bokusatsu_Tenshi at 12/23/09 1:06 AM Bokusatsu_Tenshi was starred Bokusatsu_Tenshi was unstarred
    Image of Brotha Kyo: Henshin a Go Go Baby~ Brotha Kyo: Henshin a Go Go Baby~
    12/23/09

    In reply to Cameron Diaz Was (Almost) In Mortal Kombat
    You know, she naturally would have made the perfect Sonya Blade.

    Shame that.
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    omgwtflolbbqbye promoted this comment Brotha Kyo: Henshin a Go Go Baby~ was starred Brotha Kyo: Henshin a Go Go Baby~ was unstarred
    Image of Atomsk88 Atomsk88
    12/23/09

    In reply to Cameron Diaz Was (Almost) In Mortal Kombat
    Ah yes, I remember how attractive Cameron was back in The Mask. Yet another woman who gave young boys strange stirrings that continued to pester and confuse them.
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    Image of vid3oman64 vid3oman64
    12/23/09

    In reply to Cameron Diaz Was (Almost) In Mortal Kombat
    Does anyone else think Cameron Diaz got less attractive after The Mask? Now, in The Mask, she was a damn FOX. I woulda hit it ass backwards. After that, though... I dunno, something changed. Anyone know if she had surgery or something?
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    Image of Chester Coat Sleaves Chester Coat Sleaves
    12/23/09

    @vid3oman64: You sir made the comment I was coming to make :). I completely agree she has gone down hill drastically, perhaps she just had some really good make-up people. I've seen some pictures without make-up and its made me run for the hills in fear of the Oscar the grouch look-a-like.
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    vid3oman64 promoted this comment Chester Coat Sleaves was starred Chester Coat Sleaves was unstarred
    Image of vid3oman64 vid3oman64
    12/23/09

    @Chester Coat Sleaves: Hahaha. I haven't seen any pics of her without makeup, actually. I do recall hearing she has acne scars.

    Makes me feel bad. D:
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    Image of hodayathink has not forgotten about the 70s RnB hodayathink has not forgotten about the 70s RnB
    12/23/09

    @vid3oman64: She was padded (in the bust area) in The Mask and hasn't been for anything else. So that might explain it.
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    Edited by hodayathink has not forgotten about the 70s RnB at 12/23/09 12:53 AM hodayathink has not forgotten about the 70s RnB was starred hodayathink has not forgotten about the 70s RnB was unstarred
    Image of josephmeraz josephmeraz
    12/23/09

    @vid3oman64: No i think she just stopped doing skank roles. After the Mask she did more romantic comedies, in the Mask she was the sultry lady on the wrong side of the law, in everything else she tried being the girl next door and always super friendly. But if you want Cameron Diaz to give you a boner check out the Sweetest Thing.
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    Image of Atomsk88 Atomsk88
    12/23/09

    @josephmeraz:
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    Image of Chester Coat Sleaves Chester Coat Sleaves
    12/23/09

    @vid3oman64: There you go sir. (If I added the picture properly)
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    Chester Coat Sleaves was starred Chester Coat Sleaves was unstarred
    Image of vid3oman64 vid3oman64
    12/23/09

    @Chester Coat Sleaves: That would be the very same pic I saw in a Google search. Yeah, that's pretty bad. She's so much paler. How did that happen?
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    Image of Chester Coat Sleaves Chester Coat Sleaves
    12/23/09

    @vid3oman64: The wonders of the Hollywood make-up people. They work miracles.
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    Image of spannu spannu
    12/23/09

    @Atomsk88: While we're on the subject...
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    Image of superberg superberg
    12/23/09

    @Chester Coat Sleaves: No one in Hollywood looks as good as they do on screen, but no one looks good under the light of 1,000 flashes. I'd be more than happy to snuggle up to a woman that feel between the two extremes you posted.

    Cameron Diaz isn't my type, but trying to argue that she's completely unattractive? Please. Smacks of immaturity.
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    Image of Chester Coat Sleaves Chester Coat Sleaves
    12/23/09

    @superberg: Man commenting on this site late at night is dangerous. Everything gets taken out of context and turned into some sort of thinly veiled insult.

    Immature based on personal taste? Really? Whats next am I a murderer because I think Tiger Woods should be left alone? Just about as outlandish of a comment.
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    Image of Griffehpoo Griffehpoo
    12/23/09

    In reply to Cameron Diaz Was (Almost) In Mortal Kombat
    Man, it's a good thing she didn't make it into the movie, otherwise she'd be stuck doing awful movies like Charlie's Angels and Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle.
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    Image of Szin Szin
    12/23/09

    In reply to Cameron Diaz Was (Almost) In Mortal Kombat
    I'd say that would be considered a..*puts on shades*...Flawless Victory!
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    Image of [ZTF]Auspiciously Liminal [ZTF]Auspiciously Liminal
    12/23/09

    @Szin: YEEEEEEEEAHHHHH
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    Pretty Sneaky Sis promoted this comment [ZTF]Auspiciously Liminal was starred [ZTF]Auspiciously Liminal was unstarred
    Image of Pretty Sneaky Sis Pretty Sneaky Sis
    12/23/09

    @[ZTF]Auspiciously Liminal:
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    Image of James Henderson James Henderson
    12/23/09

    @Pretty Sneaky Sis: [www.epiconeliner.com]
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    Image of Taggart6 wishes you happy holidays!!! Taggart6 wishes you happy holidays!!!
    12/22/09

    In reply to Pac-Man vs. Naked, Pole-Dancing Mario, in Russian
    Fantastic....I want Link against a rabid pikachu
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    Image of Blore07 Blore07
    12/22/09

    In reply to Pac-Man vs. Naked, Pole-Dancing Mario, in Russian
    Its the fluid movement at the end that got me, awesome :D
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    Image of ahasler10092 ahasler10092
    12/22/09

    @Blore07: was that a giant bomb reference...seem to remember a talk about fluid movement...though, it might just be me acting crazy again
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    Blore07 promoted this comment ahasler10092 was starred ahasler10092 was unstarred
    Image of Blore07 Blore07
    12/23/09

    @ahasler10092: Hate to break it to you... your crazy. :P
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    Image of maraxusofk maraxusofk
    12/22/09

    In reply to Pac-Man vs. Naked, Pole-Dancing Mario, in Russian
    You guys should check out his other vids. They are all amazing. Really, it isn't often I praise other people.
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    Image of Xelmon Xelmon
    12/22/09

    In reply to Pac-Man vs. Naked, Pole-Dancing Mario, in Russian
    That is pretty good! XD
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