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    Image of Cptn.PaxtonAstypalaea(Corsair) Cptn.PaxtonAstypalaea(Corsair)
    10/26/09

    In reply to Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kicks Himself onto iPhone
    This looks Awesome....
    Got to Love Internet Memes, though they should have had Mister T and Chuck Norris joining forces...
    Either that, or someone should make a game based on the Mr T Vs. series by T-Pug on Newgrounds.com ...
    They would need to get some permissions off Hasbro as well though...



    Thank my lucky Starts? I thought it was S.T.A.R.S... #chucknorrisbringthepain
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    Image of Cloud_Hiro Cloud_Hiro
    10/25/09

    In reply to Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kicks Himself onto iPhone
    seriously, why everybody does this hole chuck norris thing. he really isnt that great. the best thing he did in my opinion was get killed by bruce lee in one of his movies XD #chucknorrisbringthepain
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    10/25/09

    @Cloud_Hiro:
    Dragon whips it's tail... um.. Way of the Dragon. Great film. #chucknorrisbringthepain
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    10/25/09

    In reply to Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kicks Himself onto iPhone
    man.. as much as i love beat em ups, this makes me sad. this joke was old about a week after it started.. and i feel like the devs wasted time on what looks like it could be a perfectly fun beat em up with an old corny joke. #chucknorrisbringthepain
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    Image of fernandosolano fernandosolano
    10/25/09

    In reply to Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kicks Himself onto iPhone
    Its sad to know that Norris was once a respected martial artist. he was in a movie with bruce lee, or god's sake.

    This meme sucks though. #chucknorrisbringthepain
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    Image of Communist Pope Communist Pope
    10/25/09

    @fernandosolano: Well, it was funny at one time (though I personally was always laughing at Chuck's talentless ass, not with it) but the expiration date is long since passed. Maybe next someone can make a Steve Urkel game, or one featuring the Wendy's "Where's the Beef?" lady. #chucknorrisbringthepain
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    10/25/09

    In reply to Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kicks Himself onto iPhone
    *Comment Removed by Chuck Norris* #chucknorrisbringthepain
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    Image of NeVeRMoRe666 NeVeRMoRe666
    10/25/09

    In reply to Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kicks Himself onto iPhone
    Why the FUCK does Mr. Norris have a health bar? #chucknorrisbringthepain
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    Image of Jonn Jonn
    10/25/09

    @NeVeRMoRe666: That's not a health bar. It's the amount of shaming you can do to Norris' image before he teleports to your location and roundhouse kicks you. #chucknorrisbringthepain
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    10/25/09

    @NeVeRMoRe666: That's not a health bar, that's a limit break. #chucknorrisbringthepain
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    10/25/09

    In reply to Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kicks Himself onto iPhone
    Do we get a level where Chunk espouses his wacky beliefs by roundhouse kicking gays,atheists and scientists in the face? #chucknorrisbringthepain
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    10/25/09

    @Weirdwolf Is Restared To Glory!:
    you mean a belief that isn't reductionist or self materialist like your own belief? #chucknorrisbringthepain
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    10/25/09

    @teeuwen: Question: How the fuck do you know what Weirdwolf believes?

    Answer: You don't. #chucknorrisbringthepain
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    10/25/09

    @soviet_monkey:

    where chunk (chuck) espouses his "wacky" beliefs by.....gays, atheists and scientists

    atheist... naturalist, reductionist

    he is attacking chucks beliefs.... and i think my casual explanation of what weirdwolf was referring to was self evident. #chucknorrisbringthepain
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    10/25/09

    @teeuwen:

    Well ignoring my beliefs for a moment, this is a man who has stated that he wants the bible used as a text book in school science lessons despite the fact that it is disputed by science itself in many ways and isn't, you know, actually a science book.
    What I find more repellent is that he has blamed school shootings on the teaching of evolution and atheism.
    I would think that both of those views would be dismissed as "wacky" by most people. #chucknorrisbringthepain
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    10/25/09

    @Weirdwolf Is Restared To Glory!: Well ignoring trolls for a moment.
    Aaaaaand a moment longer, hm?
    Lets ignore them. Come, Weirdwolf, I believe we have stars to shine. #chucknorrisbringthepain
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    Image of RoboticSpacePenguin RoboticSpacePenguin
    10/25/09

    In reply to Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kicks Himself onto iPhone
    The Chuck Norris mythos died when he endorsed Huckabee for president. Nothing against the candidate, but how are we to believe Chuck is all powerful when he couldn't even roundhouse kick John McCain out of the primary? #chucknorrisbringthepain
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    Image of Jonn Jonn
    10/25/09

    @RoboticSpacePenguin: You're assuming that wasn't the plan all along. #chucknorrisbringthepain
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