Showbiz Spy brings us this tragic, tragic story: "Christina loves her Wii as a fun way to do a little work out," a source said. "Now she's a mother, it's perfect for her. On this one occasion she and Joel were in the middle of a particularly heated game of tennis and Christina came off a little worse for wear in a run-in with a table lamp. She has a bruised hand but is more upset that she lost the game!"

Cancel her cameo appearance on Project Runway! Christina needs some serious recovery time. She doesn't only have a bruised hand, but a bruised heart for losing that game.

Christina Aguilera's Wii Injury | Showbiz Spy - celebrity news, rumors & gossip [Showbiz Spy via GoNintendo] [Pic]

I’m a big gamer. I love my Nintendo DS. I love my board games. So on the road, [I play them] especially to kill time. Now, I don’t have much time, because of my little one, to play those games. I play different games now.

Her favorite game? Mario Kart DS. The neat thing isn't that Christina Aguilera plays her DS (ho hum), but that she plays board games. Board games are awesome. Aguilera's music, not so much.

Christina Aguilera Names Her Favorite Handheld System, Game [Multiplayer] [Pic]

Thanks to Gay Gamer for pointing out this quote from a magazine we could get no one to anonymously buy for us this week, The Advocate. Christina Aguilera says:

I'm extremely good at videogames. People come over to my house after a night of going out just to try to beat my scores. I have all the top scores.

The hirsute Fruit continues:

Although they don't elaborate on exactly which games she's good at, the article does claim: "Christina Aguilera can also whip your ass at Donkey Kong."

I know what you hets are thinking. "Christina can whip my ass AND my Donkey Kong. LOL!" That was written as Ashcraft, but it's probably similar for the rest of you.

Look, I admit, Christina's new platinum blonde bombshell look is certainly groinally compelling. But might I remind all you guys that as early as last year, her preferred look was that of a syphilitic whore? Florian Eckhardt

Christina Aguilera Can Kick Your Butt At Video Games [Gay Gamer]