How many people must get hurt? How many must die? How long must the suffering continue before regulators realize the Wii is largest threat to our health that the world has ever known?
Wow, I really over-did those spaces between those paragraphs! >:P (Fixed now, I just realized that the commenting system now automatically adds paragraph breaks.)
Show of unbruised hands of those with the Wii who haven't managed to injure themselves yet?
I mean, I don't exactly have swinging room, and occasionally I'll be rascally and not bother with the strap, and yet somehow I've managed not to mangle any part of myself or the environment while swinging that wiimote around.
Guess I should knock on wood, I've probably jinxed myself now.
@MelodyKitn: I got smoked in the jaw by my significant other when we first got the Wii, like two years ago. We were playing Tennis. He's about 6'1, I'm about 5'6. Not pretty.
@Kukuk2: Yep, that pic definitely presents the drag queen version of herself. If she was in a Christina look-a-like contest she'd probably place third a la Charlie Chaplin mythos.
I get that 95% of Kotaku readers are not Christina's audience, but still, give her some credit. She has more talent than the Britney Spears's of the world.
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I for one welcome our new overlords.
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That's good to hear. But..
What about the lamp?
What kind of lamp was it? Was it expensive, or cheap? Vintage, or modern? Was the material ceramic, plastic, glass? Also, did the lamp break?
Come on people, what am I paying you for?! Give me MORE details here, chop-chop, on the double!
(Also, great picture choice. Funny over-reaction to silly occurrence. :P)
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I mean, I don't exactly have swinging room, and occasionally I'll be rascally and not bother with the strap, and yet somehow I've managed not to mangle any part of myself or the environment while swinging that wiimote around.
Guess I should knock on wood, I've probably jinxed myself now.
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That's like saying, "It's okay, you have breast cancer. That's way less deadly than AIDS."
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Why that pic? I would've chosen her pre-birth pics or her MILF ones. Yeah I'm a boob guy. =D
Don't really care about her gaming preference. She has a big rack though so that makes it vaguely game-related.
(fro those curious as to why just think mouse pillow cushion for carpal tunnel syndrome). =D