There Really Is A Cheetos Perfume, And It Is Atrocious.

It's no joke. Tomorrow the fine folk of Frito-Lay will be taking to the streets of L.A. and New York City to promote Cheeteau, the official fragrance of Cheetos. They sent me a bottle in advance, and... oh god, it's leaking. *coughs* EVERYTHING SMELLS LIKE CHEETOS. » 3/31/14 9:00pm 3/31/14 9:00pm

Mountain Dew Cheetos: The Snacktaku Review

Back away slowly, America. These flavors — they are not for your ilk. Do not follow me into madness, for that way lies Mountain Dew flavored Cheetos and more than 127 million Japanese people. » 1/27/14 7:00pm 1/27/14 7:00pm

There Are Mountain Dew Cheetos In Japan. I Have Ordered Them.

Today I learned, via Reddit, that Japan contains Mountain Dew flavored Cheetos. As a means of proving my dedication to the Snacktaku cause into the year 2014, I have ordered three packages. » 1/06/14 10:30pm 1/06/14 10:30pm

Eat These Faux Cheetos and (Maybe?) Avoid a Hangover

If you like drinking, perhaps you like snacking while doing so. What if there was a snack that could help you avoid a hangover? Well, in Japan there apparently is. » 11/21/13 7:30am 11/21/13 7:30am

F*ck Cheetos

It wasn't always like this. I used to like Cheetos—adore them, really—as a kid. But kid Patricia also liked Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles and Donkey Kong 64, so clearly I was a stupid kid. » 4/25/13 10:00pm 4/25/13 10:00pm