Personally, I would have liked to see them use a kinda fugly guy as the main character, in the tradition of Old Snake. Ugly people are way underrepresented in video games, at least as the protagonist.
@Lt. Archer: You could be one of the homeless guys wandering the streets begging for change and getting in the way or being attacked by random thug #475.
Look how swauve he is, with his small brewery Toronto produced premium beer and his 'I havent shaved in four days aren't I cool' facial hair.
And that little hat to compliment his completely absent pupils that are a result of drinking too many of these beers and deciding to play sam and max all afternoon instead of going to classes.
@Komrade Kayce - Hero of Soviet Kotaku: Yeah, my skin hates real shaves, and my face becomes like sandpaper within half an hour... why put up with that?
Get yourself a hair trimmer.. the kind meant for shaving your head hair to various lengths. Remove any length adjusting attachment. Shave. You'll have a stubble similar in length to, uh, the gentleman pictured. But it's manageable. Every week or two, just re-shave down to the perfect length of stubble.
People with fast growing facial hair should stop expecting themselves to be clean shaven, unless they have some freak job that requires it. My wife much prefers that I do the hair-trimmered neat and tidy shave to the sandpapery normal shave, and it's faster, and easier for me, and doesn't ruin my skin. It's an all around good solution.
Thats what I do, actually. I just clipper it down now. That guy pictured is obviously me and I have obviously been drinking and am very much playing this game of dog and rabbit freelance police. :P
I just have the gypsy curse of the werewolf when it comes to facial hair.
07/27/09
Every time I hear about Saboteur, I think of Jean Moulin. But that's probably because of the whole "growing up in France" thing.
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07/27/09
GameStop had a pre-order bonus for Mercenaries 2 that I got. A black beanie with the PMC emblem. I tend to wear it alot.
Now where's my character Pandemic?
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07/27/09
Damn. They should have used this guy.
Look how swauve he is, with his small brewery Toronto produced premium beer and his 'I havent shaved in four days aren't I cool' facial hair.
And that little hat to compliment his completely absent pupils that are a result of drinking too many of these beers and deciding to play sam and max all afternoon instead of going to classes.
I mean, why WOULDNT you use this guy. Sheesh.
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The level of stub that guy is sporting is me at about a day and a half...
07/27/09
Considering how much of a pain in the ass shaving is for m... I mean, that guy, I truly pity you, my friend.
07/27/09
Get yourself a hair trimmer.. the kind meant for shaving your head hair to various lengths. Remove any length adjusting attachment. Shave. You'll have a stubble similar in length to, uh, the gentleman pictured. But it's manageable. Every week or two, just re-shave down to the perfect length of stubble.
People with fast growing facial hair should stop expecting themselves to be clean shaven, unless they have some freak job that requires it. My wife much prefers that I do the hair-trimmered neat and tidy shave to the sandpapery normal shave, and it's faster, and easier for me, and doesn't ruin my skin. It's an all around good solution.
07/27/09
Thats what I do, actually. I just clipper it down now. That guy pictured is obviously me and I have obviously been drinking and am very much playing this game of dog and rabbit freelance police. :P
I just have the gypsy curse of the werewolf when it comes to facial hair.