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    Image of LucasReis LucasReis
    05/15/09

    In reply to Cooking Mama Dishes Dirt On Science Papa
    Cooking Mama in Pure PR Pwnage II!


    Pure Fucking Genius!

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    Image of BryanH BryanH
    05/15/09

    In reply to Cooking Mama Dishes Dirt On Science Papa
    This is the greatest thing in video game history ever.


    If you disagree you have no soul.

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    Image of LucasReis LucasReis
    05/15/09

    @BryanH: Agreed!!
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    Image of okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under) okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under)
    05/15/09

    In reply to Cooking Mama Dishes Dirt On Science Papa
    It probably wasn't the taste of Mama's food that put Papa off. Still I blame him: If you want fish to taste good, you have to saute it right!
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    Image of Heliophage Heliophage
    05/15/09

    In reply to Cooking Mama Dishes Dirt On Science Papa
    Science Papa responded:


    "I've already had a taste of that 'best selling pie,' and it tasted like fish. You're happily married because your husband clearly lacks taste buds. That's probably why he can stomach your cooking.


    As for 'experiments,' it was once! And your sister was perfectly fine with it."

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    Image of Curse lily Curse lily
    05/15/09

    @Heliophage: Geez it sound like Papa for got the prenuptial agreement.
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    Image of NeVeRMoRe666 NeVeRMoRe666
    05/15/09

    In reply to Cooking Mama Dishes Dirt On Science Papa
    Oh the stereotypes! I happen to enjoy cooking thank you very much!
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    Image of okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under) okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under)
    05/15/09

    @NeVeRMoRe666: No homo?



    I actually enjoy cooking too. In fact, I've cooked the Christmas and Thanksgiving dinners in my family for the past 17 years and it's usually an 8 to 16 course affair. No homo!
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    Image of roscoe roscoe
    05/16/09

    @NeVeRMoRe666: and i like science very much! this should be re-evaluated.
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    Image of TRT-X TRT-X
    05/15/09

    In reply to Cooking Mama Dishes Dirt On Science Papa
    After reading responses from "Mama"...has anybody else felt inclined to just email "her" for the heck of it?
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    Image of NeVeRMoRe666 NeVeRMoRe666
    05/15/09

    @TRT-X: Sorry....


    "...happily married, woman"

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    Image of Paradox me Paradox me
    05/15/09

    In reply to Cooking Mama Dishes Dirt On Science Papa
    It doesn't look like there was any.. chemistry.. between Science Papa and Cooking Mama.


    Sorry.

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    Image of Sir_Pennyworth Sir_Pennyworth
    05/15/09

    @Paradox me: I guess they didn't have a ...spicy... relationship.


    Sorry.

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    Image of Heliophage Heliophage
    05/15/09

    @Sir_Pennyworth:


    She didn't feel comfortable with him ...experimenting... with his sexuality.


    Sorry.

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    Image of Psudonym Psudonym
    05/15/09

    In reply to Cooking Mama Dishes Dirt On Science Papa
    I dearly enjoy this silly fiction they've wrapped themselves with. I'll take Cooking Mama over Rachel Ray any day.
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    Image of madammina madammina
    05/15/09

    @Psudonym: Same here. Though it would help if Mama gave exact portions for her ingredients...
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    Image of Heliophage Heliophage
    05/15/09

    @madammina:


    Exact portions?


    Do you want it to taste like science, or do you want it to taste like love?

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    Image of Nocturne_Rose Nocturne_Rose
    05/15/09

    In reply to Cooking Mama Dishes Dirt On Science Papa
    With this and their response to PETA, Mejesco are definately one of the best companies to see in an internet "fight"
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    Image of Komrade Kayce Komrade Kayce
    05/15/09

    @Nocturne_Rose:


    Dude. 9:09 and right above you, 9:09, almost the exact same comment?


    Thats some freaky shit.

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    Image of Nocturne_Rose Nocturne_Rose
    05/15/09

    @Komrade Kayce: Unless we are actually the same person and never realised it ... until now!!!
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    Image of Komrade Kayce Komrade Kayce
    05/15/09

    @Nocturne_Rose:

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    Image of Komrade Kayce Komrade Kayce
    05/15/09

    In reply to Cooking Mama Dishes Dirt On Science Papa
    After this, and their handling of the PETA, this is some of the best PR handling non-Atlus that I've ever seen.
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    Image of madammina madammina
    05/15/09

    @Komrade Kayce: Agreed! I LOVE how they treat Mama like she's real, and she's incharge of everything. This is great!
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    Image of ShadowOdin of dubious snowiness ShadowOdin of dubious snowiness
    05/15/09

    @Komrade Kayce: I'm with you. This is the newer generation-type thinking you'd expect of people getting into the workforce.


    It bothers me when people start working with PR and keep doing the same thing that everyone else is doing.

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    Image of RidleyTJN RidleyTJN
    05/15/09

    @madammina: Wait...you mean she isn't?
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    Image of Nitro378 Nitro378
    05/15/09

    In reply to Cooking Mama Dishes Dirt On Science Papa
    Reminds me of this...


    [www.vgcats.com]

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    Image of Curse lily Curse lily
    05/15/09

    @Nitro378: ಠ_ಠ
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    Image of Nitro378 Nitro378
    05/15/09

    @Curse_Lily: What.. why are you making that face...
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    Image of Curse lily Curse lily
    05/15/09

    @Nitro378: Don't worry it's just my inner bitch acting up and took thing serious I'm really sorry for it.
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    Image of Valnen Valnen
    05/15/09

    @Nitro378: Terrible unfunny comic about a serious subject.
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    Image of RidleyTJN RidleyTJN
    05/15/09

    @Valnen: I think that was the point of the comic. Some argue Cooking Mama is generalizing/stereotyping/not making a good role model for women. Me and my Girlfriend think the games are pretty fun but we don't read too much into it as I guess others might.
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    Image of Paradox me Paradox me
    05/15/09

    In reply to Cooking Mama Dishes Dirt On Science Papa
    Activision: They further associated themselves with our game. It's gonna sell like hotcakes [that Cooking Mama made first, but we're selling them]!
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    Image of Big McLargehuge Big McLargehuge
    05/15/09

    In reply to Cooking Mama Dishes Dirt On Science Papa
    That burn was worse than my grandmother's potroast!
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    Image of Curse lily Curse lily
    05/15/09

    @Elvidnir: Suffer Not the Manager to Live!: Did you shove your hand in it or something?
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    Image of Curse lily Curse lily
    05/15/09

    In reply to Cooking Mama Dishes Dirt On Science Papa
    Oooh Mama got spunk
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    Image of okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under) okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under)
    05/15/09

    @Curse_Lily: I'm not gonna ask mama how the spunk tasted :|
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    Image of Altima NEO Altima NEO
    02/02/09

    In reply to What Do Nintendo Consoles Look Like After A House Fire?
    Well that blows ass
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