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    Guess Who's Not Directing The God of War Movie?

    David Jaffe Talks God of War, Brett Ratner, Kotaku Commenters

    Guess Who's Making A 'God Of War' Movie?

    Brett Ratner Must Have A Brain Injury

    Brett Ratner's Guitar Hero Movie Idea Sounds Crappy

    Is This God of War Brett Ratner Confirmation?

    Brett Ratner Wants To Make Video Game Movies, Too
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    Image of SigmundTheSeaMonster SigmundTheSeaMonster
    02/19/09

    In reply to Guess Who's Not Directing The God of War Movie?
    Uwe Boll is interested...
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    Image of (Human) Gyaruson (Human) Gyaruson
    02/18/09

    In reply to Guess Who's Not Directing The God of War Movie?
    I dunno. Brett Ratner and David Jaffe seem like the type who would get along quite nicely.


    David Jaffe: "Hey, for this scene, I don't think Kratos should say, 'I'm about to go medieval on your ass'. I mean, it's not quite his character, nor were the medieval periods before the events of ancient Greece. It just doesn't make any sense. So, you think you could work up something else?"


    Brett Ratner: "Have you seen my movies? When is the dialogue important? The line is staying just th-"


    DJ: "I WILL MURDER YOUR WHOLE FAMILY!! YOU ARE MY BITCH AND I WILL ASSFU** YOU UNTIL YOUR EYES BLEED SHIT!! I'M GOING TO RIP OFF YOUR ****ING ARM AND BEAT YOU WITH THE WET END, AND THEN GET MAKEUP OVER HERE TO CLEAN YOU UP SO I CAN DO IT WITH THE OTHER ONE!!"


    BR: "Now I know you've never seen my movies..."

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    Image of NeVeRMoRe666 NeVeRMoRe666
    02/18/09

    In reply to Guess Who's Not Directing The God of War Movie?
    Its not so much the fact that I don't like them making my favorite franchises into movies but more because I know they're going to half ass it just because they know we're going to go regardless..


    :(

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    Image of Duin Duin
    02/19/09

    @NeVeRMoRe666: Just like comics, which took decades of existence before a respectable movie was made (Superman), video games will need to wait until the day games can be truly respected.


    Look at the most successful and critically acclaimed comic book movies. Superman, Batman, Spider-man, the first two X-men, Iron Man, etc. They were made with love by those who adored the franchises.


    A director who has a fond place in their heart will come along and do justice to a franchise, but not until the "video game generation" gets older and starts making movies will it happen.

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    Image of NeVeRMoRe666 NeVeRMoRe666
    02/18/09

    In reply to Guess Who's Not Directing The God of War Movie?
    See, this is why mainstream audiences never "get" our hobby, because all they ever see are crappy hollywood renditions of it and all they ever play are crappy games of it.


    Max Payne, you make me want to gouge my eyes out.

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    Image of Mister Jack started the Save The Lombax Foundation Mister Jack started the Save The Lombax Foundation
    02/18/09

    In reply to Guess Who's Not Directing The God of War Movie?
    Oh thank god. Now nobody else pick it up. NOBODY. I've given up all hope that anybody out there knows how to make a good game-based movie. Just let this sleeping dog lie, PLEASE. If you can somehow ruin Max Payne, which wasn't exactly epic to begin with, there is just no hope for Hollywood and games.
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    Image of Blyr Blyr
    02/18/09

    In reply to Guess Who's Not Directing The God of War Movie?
    ...And then Uwe Boll picks up the project.
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    Image of okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under) okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under)
    02/18/09

    @Blyr: I'm only going to say that wont happen because it's a Sony property but Sony has always risen to the challenge when dared to make a bonehead move.



    Moral of the story... please don't put ideas like that out into the universe <3
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    Image of Boulayman Boulayman
    02/18/09

    @okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under): @Blyr:


    'Kratos and the boll of fire'

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    Image of rich8606 rich8606
    02/18/09

    In reply to Guess Who's Not Directing The God of War Movie?
    phew.. thank god.... of war
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    Image of Itri Itri
    02/18/09

    In reply to Guess Who's Not Directing The God of War Movie?
    There is a god.
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    Image of QuigleyHamster QuigleyHamster
    02/18/09

    @Itri: Here someone can have a crack at this.

    There is no god
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    Image of LllusionX Mailed the Fission LllusionX Mailed the Fission
    02/19/09

    @QuigleyHamster: *gasp* THIS IS BLASPHEMY, THIS IS MADNESS!!
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    Image of Theoutlet Theoutlet
    02/18/09

    In reply to Guess Who's Not Directing The God of War Movie?
    And suddenly, millions of gamers around the world let out a sigh of relief.
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    Image of Alternate Alternate
    02/18/09

    @Theoutlet: HIVEMIND
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    Image of Cjay79 Cjay79
    02/19/09

    @Theoutlet: @Zolbrod: I can tell you how. BADLY. Very, VERY badly. And for a director to be bad enough for someone to have no faith in his ability to bring sex to the screen, he'd have to be a bad director. Like BRETT RATNER.
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    Image of Theoutlet Theoutlet
    02/19/09

    @Cjay79: The only thing he's ever done that entertained me (note that I didn't say it was good) were Red Dragon and the first Rush Hour.


    Fine, Red Dragon was good, although it pains me to say it. I guess some people can actually shit gold every now and then.

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    Image of LllusionX Mailed the Fission LllusionX Mailed the Fission
    02/19/09

    @Alternate: They will know, Helghan belongs to the Helghast: WE ARE THE BORG. YOU SHALL BE ASSIMILATED. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
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    Image of Gorilla Snow is Maximum Risky Gorilla Snow is Maximum Risky
    02/18/09

    In reply to Guess Who's Not Directing The God of War Movie?
    ...And the gaming community let out a big *sigh* of relief.
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    Image of Theoutlet Theoutlet
    02/18/09

    @Gorilla Snow is hot for Snorlax: Ok, this is just getting creepy.
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    Image of Yoshi1001230 Yoshi1001230
    02/19/09

    @Theoutlet:



    Ok I looked over both your activities but can't find another occurrence of you both posting the same thing, so could you link me a clue?
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    Image of Mabb Mabb
    02/19/09

    @Yoshi1001230:

    look bellow you..
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    Image of Yoshi1001230 Yoshi1001230
    02/19/09

    @Generic Pretentious Interent User:


    I saw that one but if that was the first occurrence there would have been "whoa" or something like that not "Ok, this is just getting creepy." and "Oh, what the hell! Stop stalking me, man! :P"

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    Image of Theoutlet Theoutlet
    02/19/09

    @Yoshi1001230: I had a similar occurrence recently where I said almost the exact same thing as someone.


    However, it was not this person. I was just stating that it was creepy merely for that fact. I think he was just being funny.

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