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age of conan

Age Of Conan Girls Get Accidental Boob Job

As if Age of Conan subscribers didn't have enough to complain about already, now Funcom goes and forces involuntary plastic surgery on them. In a perfect, happy world, no one would have been paying enough attention to their character's animated breasts to notice, but when certain players logged in after the latest patch and broke out the tape measure, they realized their enormous busts had been busted. AOC forum user Gust even went as far as to provide photo evidence, seen above. No need to worry though folks, as Funcom promises things will soon be back to abnormal.

Funcom can confirm that some of the female models in the game have had the size of their breasts changed. This is due to an unintended change in data that was introduced in an earlier patch, data which controls the so-called morph values associated with character models and the size of their respective body parts. We are working on a fix for this and your breasts should be back to normal soon.

Sometimes the world makes me very, very sad.

Botched boob job
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sexy beach 3

Clips: Sexy Beach 3 Gameplay

Dead or Alive: Extreme Beach Volleyball has nothing on this game... More »

jubblies

The Physics of Gaming Jubblies

What better way to kick off a Monday morning than a borderline NSFW video about rendered jubblies? X-Play, one of the tattered remnants of game-related programming on the former TV 4 Gamers network, presents you with the evolution of breast physics in video games. There's no real nudity, but folks at work might think you just a bit more creepy than they already do for watching this. More »

gotcha!

Arcade Flyer Art Saturday: Gotcha!

Welcome to Arcade Flyer Saturday! Each week we'll take a different arcade flyer from days gone by and look into the rich history of the games and the images used to advertise them.

GOTCHA!
Gotcha! was the third arcade game produced by the Atari company. It debuted in 1973 and was the first of the "labyrinth/maze" genre that would eventually achieve great popularity with games like Pac-Man. The gameplay was less than exciting: The "Pursuer" (a square) chased the "Pursued" (a plus sign) through a constantly changing maze. The chase was accompanied by an annoying beeping sound that got louder and faster as the chaser got closer to the chased. Once the chased player was caught, points would be scored and the whole thing would start over again. Very dull indeed, although the game's flyer described it as having "plenty of psychological twists and turns and free flowing adrenaline" ... uh, yeah. More »

dead or alive 2 extreme

DOA 2 Extreme: Absurd Jiggling

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breasts

Mammarial Musing: Boobs as Driving Force in Games Development

Club Skill has an excellent retrospective on the role of breasts in the history of video games. The article is crammed with illustrative screenshots and amusing factoids; apparently, Dead or Alive Xtreme 2 is the first game to have each breast assigned its own set of physics. Someone's been researching long into the night. More »