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    Image of BubbleF**kingBuddy BubbleF**kingBuddy
    08/06/09

    In reply to Edna & Harvey Coming To America
    This reminds me of those semi-bootleg PS2 games with the farm animals that are all voiced by one guy.
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    Image of Tyber_Zann Tyber_Zann
    03/26/09

    In reply to Sex-Rated Xbox Community Game Not All That Sexy
    What's with everyone putting their nose up at this chick? I would totally wreck that. She's not too chunky, not too thin, has a great rack and legs, is a redhead, and has glasses. Plus, she seems like she'd be a total freak in bed (+1!).


    But you know, all the people hating on this chick must have supermodel girlfriends. Because, you know, it's a gaming blog *cough* sarcasmbullshit


    The actual game seems weak though. I'd settle for just some free pics of her.

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    Image of sigma7 sigma7
    03/26/09

    In reply to Sex-Rated Xbox Community Game Not All That Sexy
    The big secret here is that a good 90% of you would not only fap to this, but given the chance, you would totally get with this girl. Lets be real people.


    Especially you Fahey. I realize that you have to maintain that "I'm awesome" persona for the kiddies reading your writing, but I think it is pretty telling that you turned a report on this game into a bash on some poor girl's looks. I wonder why you would do such a thing. Hmmm ... thou dost protest too much, methinks.


    So go ahead Mike. How much DID you fap to this game before cleaning up and spewing out this review?

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    Image of Billkwando Billkwando
    03/26/09

    @sigma7: Fahey's girlfriend IS cuter, but that doesn't necessarily preclude an occurance of fappage. The fappage probability is not negligible.
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    Image of Courteous_Gentleman Courteous_Gentleman
    03/26/09

    In reply to Sex-Rated Xbox Community Game Not All That Sexy
    I dunno, a cute redhead in glasses with some tig ol' bitties? I don't see the problem here.
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    Image of Billkwando Billkwando
    03/26/09

    @Courteous_Gentleman: This.


    I have a fetish I try to keep secret.......I have a thing for average looking girls. (Shhh don't tell my wife. She'll feel inadequate, trying to think of ways to look less awesome)


    Add in glasses, redheadness, and not-too-skinnyness, and that is a recipe for win.


    People on the net feel the need to bash anything that's not airbrushed and posted on Kontraband. Regardless of how hard they'd hit it in real life.


    Stop frontin'. She's cute.

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    Image of Billkwando Billkwando
    03/26/09

    @Billkwando: I should add that I gave up on "pro" porn long ago. When I look, I go straight for the stuff that some dood obviously took at his house with his digital camera.
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    Image of Sloopydrew Sloopydrew
    03/26/09

    In reply to Sex-Rated Xbox Community Game Not All That Sexy
    She has nice breasts that appear to be natural. But that's not why I'm posting. I'm posting to ask anyone who knows how you get to rate these community games? I see them when they're for sale and it says the "community" rated it such and such for violence, etc. -- how did the "community" do that, and where can I find them?
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    Image of Jim81Jim Jim81Jim
    03/26/09

    In reply to Sex-Rated Xbox Community Game Not All That Sexy
    Never have so many intentionally tried to lose a game. "For the love of God stop breaking the blocks, stop it, stop it".
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    Image of Paradox me Paradox me
    03/26/09

    In reply to Sex-Rated Xbox Community Game Not All That Sexy
    Where is Jack Thompson right now and why is he not on a crusade to ban the games that deserve it?


    Never thought I'd actually want to see Jackie boy but goddammit this is unsuitable for people of all ages.

     Reply
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    Image of SagiMewtwo SagiMewtwo
    03/26/09

    In reply to Sex-Rated Xbox Community Game Not All That Sexy
    You can't unsee what has been seen....

    Oh God my eyes...
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    Image of BritBloke916 BritBloke916
    03/26/09

    @SagiMewtwo: In before "the goggles do nothing!" :)
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    Image of Gyaruson Gyaruson
    03/26/09

    @BritBloke916:

    Real acid?
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    Image of BritBloke916 BritBloke916
    03/26/09

    In reply to Sex-Rated Xbox Community Game Not All That Sexy
    It's so unfair that this is an XBOX360 exclusive. Unfair to XBOX360 owners, that is.
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    Image of Billkwando Billkwando
    03/26/09

    In reply to Sex-Rated Xbox Community Game Not All That Sexy
    Sounds like I'd rather be playing Phantasia on MAME. At least some of the naked women are hot, plus you can play as Saddam Hussein and Robocop.
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    Image of Fadecy: Rival Schools for PSN/XBLA PLZ Fadecy: Rival Schools for PSN/XBLA PLZ
    03/26/09

    In reply to Sex-Rated Xbox Community Game Not All That Sexy
    I would.


    Play that game.

     Reply
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    Image of (Zombie) xyish (Zombie) xyish
    03/26/09

    @Fadecy: he bakes nipple pies for you: So would I if:


    - the balls moved faster

    - the bricks were higher on the screen

    - the paddle was smaller

    - backgrounds were easier on the eyes

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    Image of Billkwando Billkwando
    03/26/09

    @xyish:


    Smaller paddles = more fun


    Obvious reference.

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    Image of Gyaruson Gyaruson
    03/26/09

    In reply to Sex-Rated Xbox Community Game Not All That Sexy
    Dear Lord, tell me this man didn't just get his sister/wife/mother/all-of-the-above to pose for him. I can't believe Microsoft let something like this on the Marketplace.
     Reply
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    Image of c0mbobreaker c0mbobreaker
    03/26/09

    @Gyaruson:


    It's all community rated/approved.

     Reply
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    Image of RavenWorks RavenWorks
    03/26/09

    @Gyaruson: Why do you assume she can't be the programmer? ;)
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    Image of Gyaruson Gyaruson
    03/26/09

    @c0mbobreaker:

    Well that sounds like a challenge to me. :-)
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    Image of Axass Axass
    03/26/09

    @Gyaruson: Taken from the game's info:


    "This game was classified by the community with the following category scores - Violence=0/3, Sex=3/3, Mature Content=0/3. Break out with an exciting twist. A wide range of over 30 unique levels each including an unlockable pictures of me (Kitty). 3 powerups to help you clear the screen of those pesky blocks. Enjoy ;)"

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    Image of Gyaruson Gyaruson
    03/26/09

    @RavenWorks:

    I suppose I didn't think of that. You make a valid point.
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    Image of I_Hate_This_Place I_Hate_This_Place
    03/26/09

    @Axass: I like girls to have self esteem about their bodies, but this one seems to have a little too much. I like girls with meat on their bones, but in the right places.
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    Image of Nirach Nirach
    03/26/09

    In reply to Sex-Rated Xbox Community Game Not All That Sexy
    I.. I have less than no words for this.
     Reply
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    Image of qwijybo qwijybo
    03/26/09

    @Nirach: I count nine :)
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    qwijybo was starred qwijybo was unstarred
    Image of Nirach Nirach
    03/26/09

    @qwijybo: Ahh, but they were about this, not 'for' this :p
     Reply
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    Image of gunluva is prepared to drop. gunluva is prepared to drop.
    03/26/09

    In reply to Sex-Rated Xbox Community Game Not All That Sexy
    Why, God? Why?
     Reply
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