Can't really blame Bowser too much for trying over and over. Peach is probably the only hot girl in the entire Mushroom Kingdom (except maybe when Daisy randomly shows up). There's something to be said for persistence. Most guys would just give up after being spurned that many times. #princesspeach
"How did this game get released without Fox News and friends pondering the suggestion of Princess/lizard coupling? Why can't I stop pondering it right now?"
let's not forget that the american Mario Bros 2 was actually in no way a Mario Bros game but rather a redraw from a totally unrelated game from japan which the name espaces me right now..
@astidcrisse: Doki Doki Panic. However, given all the elements that have been made into series the regular canon (bob-ombs, Peach's floatability, Luigi's slippery jumpability, Shy Guys, Birdo, etc.), you can't argue that it's not a legitimate entry into the series. I just think of it like Zelda II - the black sheep of the family. #princesspeach
I wonder if she always has a "Kidnapping Pack" ready to go at all times now? You know, reading material, tolietries, change of clothes, etc. #princesspeach
@excel_excel: I've always felt Mario and Peach's relationship should have evolved into how Link and Zelda's relationship on the Friday edition of the Super Mario Brothers cartoon ( zelda fridays...I long for those days).
Mario saying "Well EXCUSE ME Princess!" after that would have been comedy. #princesspeach
@excel_excel: Ungrateful bitch. Mario risks his life to save her and all she can do is make a joke in bad taste and fuck off.
You can do better, Mario. I hear Daisy isn't seeing anyone these days...and she doesn't get herself kidnapped half as much as Peach does. #princesspeach
@excel_excel: That's not Daisy that's Pauline. Sure she's not a princess but in Donkey's defense, Pauline is clearly the hottest of the three. Can we really blame ol' DK for just having good taste? Can any of you say if you had a hottie like Pauline in your arms you wouldn't be tempted to throw a barrel at any man who got too close? #princesspeach
You'd think that by now they would just install a GPS chip in her head or keep a loaded Dillinger nuzzled in between a pink silk mushroom themed garter belts and her royal white creamy thighs. #princesspeach
"If only Bowser had stuck to his original leaving her in a room to be rescued habits she'd probably still be kidnapped today, giving birth to little half-mushroom, half-lizard babies."
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@Mister Jack started the Save The Lombax Foundation: I love Daisy's design from Super Mario Strikers. Unf! #princesspeach
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Perhaps you are a furry. #princesspeach
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Yeah wtf ever happened to Pauline? #princesspeach
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Is she really worth it? #princesspeach
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"Hey honey, I'm feeling a little feisty"
"Me too, I'll see if Bowser is free to kidnap me!" #princesspeach
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She must be...that..or Mario just enjoys being the hero so much. #princesspeach
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"Today's Topic: Women who get kidnapped and the plumbers that love them." #princesspeach
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And now they are in the post. Apologies! #princesspeach
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But our forgiveness is in another post!
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Sorry, I couldn't help it. #princesspeach
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Eh, shit happens! :) #princesspeach
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nice article though! #princesspeach
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@astidcrisse: Not to mention nintendo replacing the baffling sliding head weapon with a more appropriate shell. #princesspeach
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I'm against violence but after the joke Peach makes at the end of Super Mario Bros 3 she deserved a smack. Seriously. #princesspeach
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Mario saying "Well EXCUSE ME Princess!" after that would have been comedy. #princesspeach
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You can do better, Mario. I hear Daisy isn't seeing anyone these days...and she doesn't get herself kidnapped half as much as Peach does. #princesspeach
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If you're gonna make those accusations, how about we question where all the koopas came from, eh! #princesspeach
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HA!
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Oh, eww.
*remembers that his ex once cosplayed Peach*
Well, she would do it. #princesspeach
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Okay, so that wasn't one of my better jabs. #princesspeach
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i dunno, im voting the OneUps cover of that katamari song, then.
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Damn we need a new one awesome game one of my favorite.