Can't really blame Bowser too much for trying over and over. Peach is probably the only hot girl in the entire Mushroom Kingdom (except maybe when Daisy randomly shows up). There's something to be said for persistence. Most guys would just give up after being spurned that many times. #princesspeach
"How did this game get released without Fox News and friends pondering the suggestion of Princess/lizard coupling? Why can't I stop pondering it right now?"
@Drakulakun: I don't want to spoil anything, but yes, Bowser does swallow her. He was planning on kidnapping her at the beginning of the game but Mario foiled his plans. He ate the vacuum shroom and then swallowed everything. It's a fantastic game. #princesspeach
I hope someday we get another Super Mario Bros game where you can pick different playable characters that have real gameplay differences like in SMB2. The return of floaty Peach would be awesome. #princesspeach
If they both want Peach so much, they should compromise and have a threesome... it could also be an orgy if we include the other characters that want her.
@FarukM: No, you got it backwards. Luigi tags along because Mario cant keep his chick on a rope. When's the last time you seen Daisy get dragged off and Luigi had to go save her? Luigi is just being a supportive brother in trying to help him salvage what excuse of a relationship he does have with Peach. #princesspeach
Bowser is a determined man. I don't think it's even about marrying Peach anymore. It's just about following through with his original plan. Or maybe it's an OCD thing. Maybe if he sees an even number of birds fly by or something, he simply HAS to kidnap the Princess. #princesspeach
@Thoughtwanderer: You know, OCD would explain alot of things in the mushroom kingdom. Like how red koopas can't walk off ledges. And green koopas simply cannot ...not walk off ledges. #princesspeach
@Mike Fahey: Wasn't her baby-version kidnapped in 2? And she's briefly captured in 3 for sure (since I just played it a few days ago and watched a cut-scene where she's magically snatched by the big bad...hope that doesn't spoil anything).
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He's on vacation. It shows he's still able to take care of a job, but only after he finishes his Mai-Tai. #princesspeach
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@Mister Jack started the Save The Lombax Foundation: I love Daisy's design from Super Mario Strikers. Unf! #princesspeach
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What....the.....fuck? #princesspeach
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Perhaps you are a furry. #princesspeach
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He's a Koopa. The King of the Koopas, actually. #princesspeach
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Er... I mean, that does count as kidnapping, right? Unintentionally kidnapping? :gulp:
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#speakup
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I seriously want to play the next Mario game:
New Super Mario Bros Orgasmic Adventures #princesspeach
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Yeah wtf ever happened to Pauline? #princesspeach