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Age Of Conan Girls Get Accidental Boob Job

As if Age of Conan subscribers didn't have enough to complain about already, now Funcom goes and forces involuntary plastic surgery on them. In a perfect, happy world, no one would have been paying enough attention to their character's animated breasts to notice, but when certain players logged in after the latest patch and broke out the tape measure, they realized their enormous busts had been busted. AOC forum user Gust even went as far as to provide photo evidence, seen above. No need to worry though folks, as Funcom promises things will soon be back to abnormal.

Funcom can confirm that some of the female models in the game have had the size of their breasts changed. This is due to an unintended change in data that was introduced in an earlier patch, data which controls the so-called morph values associated with character models and the size of their respective body parts. We are working on a fix for this and your breasts should be back to normal soon.

Sometimes the world makes me very, very sad.

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Gamebryo Shows Off Boob Shadowing Technology At GDC

If you're not familiar with Gamebryo, it's the middleware solution from Emergent Game Technologies. Right. The only thing you, the reader, really needs to know is that it's pioneering self-shadowed boobs. Subtly swaying, inhumanly massive boobs. This is the kind of stuff GDC attendees are most excited about—a pair of perfectly rendered double Ds struggling to be free of a metal bra while having realistic shadows cast upon them. It's also part of the reason GDC is 90% dudes.

Yes, GameTrailers has extended cuts and high definition versions. Just don't watch at work.


and yet you can't return fake boobs

Second Life Case Going to Court


Well, it was bound to happen. A Pennsylvania attorney/ex-Second Life citizen is taking Linden Labs to court claiming that they illegally took away items he "allegedly acquired using an exploit by a SL user". Shortly after, he was banned and lost "everything". A Pennsylvania court has already denied two requests from the San Francisco-based company to dismiss the case. More »

splinter cell

Femme Fatales Infiltrating 360 Splinter Cell


Okay Xbox 360 owners, take a step back and breathe. It's all going to be all right. There are enough Splinter Cell: Double Agent breasts for everyone, and let us not forget the hips, for the female form is a balancing act between these two locales, the combinations endless and intriguing. More »

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Splinter Cell PS3 Gets Boob Job

Ubisoft released a bit of new info on the upcoming PLAYSTATION 3 version of Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Double Agent in the form of a fake Q&A with producer Mathieu Hector. This is one of those Q&As that was written by someone in PR, so it's akin to a half-written press release. At least there are screenshots! More »

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Soft Core Ps3 eBay Pr0n

As we've seen, some people will do anything to sell a PS3 on eBay, including pimping themselves and or their girlfriends/wives. Now the internet is clouded with a bunch of bizarre photos of people doing unmentionable things with PS3s, many of which I hope to never see again. More »

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The Physics of Gaming Jubblies

What better way to kick off a Monday morning than a borderline NSFW video about rendered jubblies? X-Play, one of the tattered remnants of game-related programming on the former TV 4 Gamers network, presents you with the evolution of breast physics in video games. There's no real nudity, but folks at work might think you just a bit more creepy than they already do for watching this. More »

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Playboy's Women of Video Games Hit Shelves, Eliza Unimpressed

When Crecente posted our uber-exclusive Playboy sneak peek of the "Women of Video Games" foldout, the response was one of overwhelming indifference, seasoned with just a dash of the ol' double-you tee eff: who were these women, and why should we give a shit? More »

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How to Write A Women-In-Games Article

Perhaps the most obnoxious element about the occasional Escapist article concerning the misogynistic subjugation of females by game devs is the nagging suspicion the reader gets that the author is only writing it in a misguided attempt to get laid. As if a few hundred words of simpering apologetics about the fact that men actually find busty polygonal women in spandex attractive is going to make female gamers the world over see the author's sensitive soul through his pale, flabby shell. More »

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Mammarial Musing: Boobs as Driving Force in Games Development

Club Skill has an excellent retrospective on the role of breasts in the history of video games. The article is crammed with illustrative screenshots and amusing factoids; apparently, Dead or Alive Xtreme 2 is the first game to have each breast assigned its own set of physics. Someone's been researching long into the night. More »