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FuriousMantis
06/14/09

In reply to Hey, Olivia Munn's Gonna be in Playboy
This broad has the ugliest name. And there's always been something about her that just doesn't add up, maybe she's a transgender? Even still, I'd take O. Mann out for ice cream before Morgan, that pale harlot just irks me.
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Owen Good
06/14/09

@FuriousMantis: You'd fuck her without saying a word, and you know it.
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EnigmaNemesis
06/14/09

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Only on the internet, where all the nerds hare date Jessica Alba like girls in real life, and can comment that Olivia Munn (as well as other countless women) are "meh"!

How I envy the Jessica Alba dating nerds.

(who I know are fapping to Munn as we speak)
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TheHeartless
06/13/09

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lol@hall of mirrors joke
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Boom-Chicka-Ah: Here to Create a Star Commenter Empire
06/13/09

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so she won't be naked? Well that just bring down my interest by -38746239582349
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Altima NEO
06/13/09

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Props to her for not totally whoring herself out.
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Reibooi
06/13/09

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Am I the only one who thinks that she is the most annoying idiot on G4 and that she really isn't that attractive? Lemme clarify that. I guess she is pretty average looking but the disgusting way she acts pretty much all the time makes me really really despise her so I really could care less what she does....

Why am I commenting here.....

*walks off to find something better to do*
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Kid_Bitchin
06/13/09

@Reibooi: I actually think she's hot, but she and the dude she hosts the show with both act like they have severe ADHD. It's like they just took methamphetamine and Red Bull enemas right before going on air.
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Tyber_Zann
06/13/09

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Damn, and I subscribe to Playboy too. Guess I'll be cancelling considering every lady on the cover has since been shown in the buff. Way to not follow on your promises.

And Olivia Munn is so goddamn hot, that I would believe this more if this were an April Fool's joke. This is like telling people they can have a Lamborghini, but you can only drive it 25mph. What's the point?
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Spoony Bard
06/13/09

@Tyber_Zann:

Playboy is trying to become more like Maxim...more mainstream, from what I hear.

Do you know how much they offered Carrie Prejean to pose for PB? $250K. No multi-million dollar deals anymore.

Yes, folks..the recession has hit Playboy as well. There's a reason they're moving their offices back to Chicago from sunny CA.
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adinnieken
06/13/09

@Tyber_Zann:

Bullshit. Paris Hilton was on the cover of Playboy and she never posed nude for the magazine.
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Tyber_Zann
06/13/09

@adinnieken: Well, there are exceptions, such as her. I wouldn't want her nude in my Playboy anyway, for fear of catching herpes visually.
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the7k
06/13/09

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Thank you God, my prayers have finally been answered.
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Islandkiwi
06/13/09

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Hey, if I have to suffer through only being able to get pictures of Olivia in a bikini...then suffer I shalll. What's to complain about, this girl is beautiful and funny. I'd say smart but there was that tabasco shot thing they did a few weeks ago...really, that was almost Darwin Award worthy.
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lihimsidhe
06/13/09

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I used to work for a company that had access to her private info. I was going to use that to actually go all paparazzi on her ass; you know create another sex tape scandal or something like that.

But then, as if a ray of reason shined down on me from the heavens I thought about all the copious amounts of butt rape that would involve if I got caught.

So I'll just settle for this post on Kotaku. ;)
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Spoony Bard
06/13/09

@lihimsidhe: You should be banned for even saying this. You'd even think about violating someone's privacy like that? You're scum.
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Anselmo
06/13/09

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She is so hot. Even though she doesn't know squat about games, she's hot.
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MyNameIsTooAwesome
06/13/09

@Savoryy: She doesn't know about games? Great I will call her to cancel our date...What a turn off.. [/sarcasm]
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Anselmo
06/13/09

@MyNameIsTooAwesome: Um because she works for G4 and does game coverage like at E3 and GDC. It's her job and how she even got to be on playboy in the first place.
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Heliophage
06/13/09

@Savoryy:

It was funny how she reacted to the Star Wars: The Old Republic cinematic. "That looked like GAMEPLAY! o:"

Though that just made her even more adorable.
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MyNameIsTooAwesome
06/13/09

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Don't make a joke about fapping!

Don't make a joke about fapping!

Don't make a joke about fapping!

Don't make a joke about fapping!

What a Fapbulous picture...
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supo
06/13/09

@MyNameIsTooAwesome: But her face...?
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GrimCW
06/13/09

@supo: wait.. thats her face? i thought it was the other end tbh.

i've seen better.
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supo
06/13/09

@GrimCW: +1
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MCWHAMMER
06/13/09

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"Olivia being one of the few to do a cover shoot without a nude layout"

Suddenly, your hit counter just dropped off.
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Gyaruson
06/13/09

@MCWHAMMER:

Jessica Alba falls into that category too.
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CarlMarssilas
06/13/09

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Who is she and why should I care??
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jack m
06/13/09

@aphexmalus: she's the replacement co-host on a show that's semi-video game related on a network that plays car shows and star trek reruns.
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Spoony Bard
06/13/09

@aphexmalus: She's pretty well known among the geek circles, and it's debatable whether she's the real deal or just trying to find an audience.

She is pretty hot, though.
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Shredator: 4th Strike
06/13/09

@jack m: Dont forget Cops and way too many infomercials everytime I seem to tune in.

P.S. Do you think Morgan Webb is threatened my Olivia's hotness? I think Morgan is like a 7.
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conditionals
06/13/09

@Shredator:

Morgan Webb? Olivia Munn?

Never heard of these people, but my question is - why do these apparent goddesses of gaming have double consonants at the end of their names? Is it like a requirement?
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conditionals
06/13/09

@conditionals:

PS - the only double consonants you'd like to see is DD's, am I right, commenters?
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Spoony Bard
06/13/09

@conditionals: *facepalm*
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conditionals
06/13/09

@Spoony Bard:

I was being sarcastic there, but I'll take any facepalm action I can get!

PS - the only face you'd like to put in your palm is Olivia's, am I right, commenters?
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Gaff
06/13/09

@conditionals: The only place my face should be is between...

OH CRAP, THE JOKE POLICE!
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