Last Friday, William Shatner Told Me to Play With Myself

I spent an hour Friday afternoon playing around with Shatoetry » 11/05/12 5:00pm 11/05/12 5:00pm, an outrageous new iPhone app that lets fan construct sentences and phrases using the distinctive dramatic voice of Mr. William Shatner. Using the odd assortment of words contained within the app I made Captain James T. Kirk say some truly outrageous…