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    Mario Explains Relationships for Us

    SMB Cross-Stitch: Luigi's Revenge
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    Image of Toasticus Toasticus
    02/01/09

    In reply to Mario Explains Relationships for Us
    By the by, Ben Folds would probably crack up at this. He's recently divorced and has a song on his new album called "The Bitch Went Nuts". I love it, classic stuff. It's a return to the good old Folds uptempo wisecracking smartass form, highly recommended for anyone who liked Rockin' the Suburbs or any of the Five albums. Divorce is always a sad thing, but damn if it didn't help bring back the Folds I love.
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    01/31/09

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    this is why i adore reddit
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    Image of TheHeartless TheHeartless
    01/31/09

    In reply to Mario Explains Relationships for Us
    That original one's been floating around 4chan for a few months, I don't know about the rest.
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    01/31/09

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    I find it interesting that Mario is caught by the Unwanted Pregnancy before reaching sex. How does that happen, exactly?


    Also, does the US mint really make $1000 bills? That's pretty tight if it's not 'shopped.

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    Image of ShaggE: Cracking Eggs Of Wisdom ShaggE: Cracking Eggs Of Wisdom
    01/31/09

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    Absolutely amazing. I'm pretty damn bitter about the subject myself currently, so it's awesome to see Mario spell out what I've been thinking.


    My love of the internet has been restored.

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    Image of Toasticus Toasticus
    01/31/09

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    This is what happens when embittered smartasses of the world unite. I love it! Laughed even more with each sequential image.
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    01/31/09

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    It's kind of sad that it's all pretty much true.
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    Image of Netnavi Netnavi
    01/31/09

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    HAHAHA! This is why I love this site. Seeing funny shit like this that I would have never seen otherwise. Screw any one that says this isn't news! This is better!
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    Image of LllusionX Mailed the Fission LllusionX Mailed the Fission
    01/31/09

    @Netnavi: actually, you wouldve seen it on 4chan, minus the witty commentary ofcourse.
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    Image of Marios_shadow Marios_shadow
    01/31/09

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    Funniest thing I've seen a ll week.


    Bullet Bob? I thought it was Bill, but whatever. =P

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    Image of Erwin Erwin
    01/31/09

    @Marios_shadow: Not only that, but the "supersize Bullet Bob" is a Banzai Bill.


    God forbid they used a Torpedo Ted. Owen's head would explode.

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    01/31/09

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    I died in the first pit. :(


    Seriously though, this put a smile on my face.

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    Image of Trygle12... NOW IN HD! Trygle12... NOW IN HD!
    01/31/09

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    So what's 2p mode with Luigi?


    0_o

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    Image of Ajh Ajh
    01/31/09

    @Trygle12 is waiting on Disgaea 2 Portable: ..incest.
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    Image of Bizariko Bizariko
    01/31/09

    @Trygle12 is waiting on Disgaea 2 Portable: There's no "I" in Threesome.
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    01/31/09

    @Ajh: and the 2 headed yoshi that will come from that. (funfact:did you know luigi was actually the girl from the original donkey kong, and had a sex change operation?)
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    02/01/09

    @Bizariko: But there is an "ee".
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    Image of rayne117 - Doesn't know what Soldier_CLE is mad about, but is mindlessly mad with him! rayne117 - Doesn't know what Soldier_CLE is mad about, but is mindlessly mad with him!
    01/31/09

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    BEST KOTAKU POST
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    02/01/09

    @rayne117 - Would Pay To Fix Magibon's Teeth: EVARR?
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    Image of MIKEAWESOME MIKEAWESOME
    01/31/09

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    Bahahaha.


    I will admit, though, to laugh at these as much as I am now, you have to be at least as bitter as the person who first made the image...


    D:

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    01/31/09

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    This is the reason I love the Internet.
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    Image of Gantz: Your Trusted Friend in Science. Gantz: Your Trusted Friend in Science.
    01/31/09

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    Wow its like going to 4chan but not =D


    Though honestly after a few relationships, I'd much rather make friends than relationships. They tend to last alot longer (unless you actually want to get married, which is another idea I find useless)

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    Image of maraxusofk maraxusofk
    01/31/09

    @Gantz: Your Trusted Friend in Science.:


    It's like 4chan, but original and funny. Oh and with 90% less newfags.

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    01/31/09

    @maraxusofk: And 100% less goatse.
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