Noah's Ark is Much More Menacing With Explosives and Teeth

» 1/03/13 9:55am 1/03/13 9:55am

The Book of Genesis tells the story of Noah and his Ark, the God-contracted vessel built to contain all the species of the world during the pressing of the holy reset button. While I'm only vaguely familiar with the tale, I'm pretty sure I would have remembered the Ark having evil chomping teeth that spit out… » 1/03/13 9:55am 1/03/13 9:55am