In the Onion version of the universe, the Consumer Electronics Show is happening right now. The show's most important development? The announcement of new technology that can "render average-sized breasts on female video game characters."
Etsy is an excellent place to find video game themed crafts, but it doesn't look like this seller put much work into the "Super Nintendo Necklace." He's hoping you won't notice. You probably don't.
You know, in Left 4 Dead, I often find myself saying, "Hey, self, where are Zoey's boobs at?" Well, Resident Evil 5 has an insta-boob-location feature that always put Sheva's ta-tas in the frame.