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Denver, 10:05 PM
Sun Nov 22
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You certainly don't know about me :3 #grandtheftautotheballadofgayto...
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But I respect that other people might feel differently. I guess you don't get much say in your gut physical reactions to things you might witness. #grandtheftautotheballadofgayto...
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.....where is the gay?
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Not much gets past you, eh chief? #grandtheftautotheballadofgayto...
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Needless to say, the media (the crappy media) will probably have a field day with this. It always boggles my mind that movies showing in mainstream cinemas can have the most explicit sex scenes imaginable, in some cases depicting *actual* sex, and nobody makes much of a fuss, but put it in one of these newfangled videogames and suddenly you're crossing some sort of moral event horizon. #grandtheftautotheballadofgayto...
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Was it really necessary? #grandtheftautotheballadofgayto...
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Is it really necessary for women to be showing their ankles in public?
It's called being progressive. #grandtheftautotheballadofgayto...
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It's just sex. Maybe if it was GTA: Unabomber or GTA: The Ballad of Ian Brady then there might be some legitimate grounds for controversy here. As it is though, I really don't see much to get worked up about. #grandtheftautotheballadofgayto...
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.. But then hot coffee was fully clothed too!
Talk about backwards priorities.
I expect my kids to one day grow up and have sex and kids of their own.. I hope they never drive down the street shooting peoples heads off. #grandtheftautotheballadofgayto...
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I support and endorse this. #grandtheftautotheballadofgayto...
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I don't even know anymore. #grandtheftautotheballadofgayto...
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GTA vs Gears? Apples and oranges. May as well say "I guess making fridges that are actually GOOD is an old idea. Excuse me while I go back to my Dyson vacuum cleaner" #grandtheftautotheballadofgayto...
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Goddammit, Rockstar. It's hard enough to defend your juvenile humor as it is. Must you cock it up even further by throwing in random penis shots and sex just to get a rise? You're hanging yourselves here. It isn't ballsy, just a limp attempt at screwing with the news channels.
Come on, now. Don't be dicks about it. You won't be on top for long if you keep shrinking back into the old standbys. That's just nuts. What happened to your penetrating sarcasm? Urethra going too far, or not going far enough these days.
EDIT: I just realized how teste I sounded.
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Also, male genitalia. #grandtheftautotheballadofgayto...
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It is ok to hijack cars and graphically shout people in the face in HD but it isn't ok to show non-graphic sex? I never did understand this 'for the children' mindset since I don't think children should be playing violent video games sex or no sex.
Hell I'm ashamed that they aren't having gay sex in this title and I'm not even a fan of the series but I did mildly enjoy IV. #grandtheftautotheballadofgayto...
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I really, truly did. I figured the "urethra" and "teste" puns would make even the most dense of people say "Ahh, I see what's going on now."
Clearly, it still wasn't obvious enough. I... I just don't know what to do anymore. The Herculean effort I put into making sure that my sarcasm can be grasped by everybody was all for naught. There's always that one person who just cannot grasp what's right in front of them. It's the "Fishsticks" joke all over again.
:,( #grandtheftautotheballadofgayto...
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Sarcasm on the internet is sometimes easy to read other times it just needs a "/s" at the end of a post. #grandtheftautotheballadofgayto...
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@iamspoo: Eh, no harm done. Excuse my sarcastic comeback. #grandtheftautotheballadofgayto...
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Ra-ther. Distinguished players of the video game, such as ourselves, much prefer a jaunty quip over tea and biscuits to adolescent titillation such as these goings on. #grandtheftautotheballadofgayto...
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