This week marks my third anniversary with Kotaku, spending all of that as the site's weekend editor. On my third weekend here, my brother Fletch and I unloaded this post - "Two Brothers Meditating Upon Questions of Pac-Man," originally published April 19, 2008. A hypothetical calculation of Pac-Man's, er, metabolic…

At first blush, you might think the older kid on the left is faking the tears. But at right, one sees only the authentic, thousand-yard stare of a younger brother caught up in more trouble than he can possibly imagine.

Oh boy. Somehow, a game called iPeePee got approved by the iTunes App Store. Yes, if you find target practice in your own home too easy, now you can try drunkenly hosing down seven virtual environments with the accelerometer.