What did you think the Bad Piggies were doing with the eggs they stole from the Angry Birds? Raising the them as their own? Oh no, they've been making omelets, waffles and egg sushi, and now you can too with Bad Piggies Best Egg Recipes on the iPad.

Listen, CNBC, I understand that there's a lot of complex data flying all over the global economics maps at any given time. And anything that a TV producer can do to make all that parsing and projection seem even a little bit fun or plugged into pop culture must feel almost like an obligation. But, man, this attempt…

Pigs might fly in the new game from the creators of Angry Birds. But only if you build them a helicopter, a plane or whatever you call a crate that's tied to a balloon and propelled by a house fan.

Swine are supposed to be one of the smartest species of fauna on the planet. So it makes sense that Bad Piggies--the next big game coming from Rovio, the dev studio who created the hit Angry Birds franchise—will have players trying to be mad scientists who create all sorts of insane transportation to get from point A…

You like the pigs in Angry Birds? Do you feel bad for the pigs? Well, good news: the pigs are the stars in the next game from Rovio, the creators of Angry Birds. The game is called Bad Piggies and, Rovio hypes, there's "not a slingshot in sight."