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    Dante's Inferno Grants Achievement Points For Baby Killing

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    Image of Super Violent St. Cannon- GOTY Edition ([k]) Super Violent St. Cannon- GOTY Edition ([k])
    10/19/09

    In reply to Dante's Inferno Grants Achievement Points For Baby Killing
    Just read that first link and wow. If Fox News thought Mass Effect was bad they'll never give this a rest.

    Of course I have no objection to graphic content or the game itself. Sounds interesting if anything. #dantesinferno
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    Image of WiNg0o WiNg0o
    10/15/09

    In reply to Dante's Inferno Grants Achievement Points For Baby Killing
    Aren't you supposed to EAT babies? I know I do, you can eat the bones and everything since they're so soft. #dantesinferno
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    10/15/09

    @WiNg0o: Yes. Killing babies for sport is just wrong. How long before babies are extinct just like the buffalo before them... #dantesinferno
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    Image of Conrad Conrad
    10/15/09

    In reply to Dante's Inferno Grants Achievement Points For Baby Killing
    Most of your readership kills* millions of babies every day. I don't see the problem here.

    *because they masturbate.

    note: this is reposted. #dantesinferno
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    excel_excel promoted this comment Conrad was starred Conrad was unstarred
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    10/15/09

    @Conrad: Naw thats sperm being killed. Just saying. #dantesinferno
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    10/15/09

    @Conrad: POTENTIAL babies. And really only one per jerk off session. Unless of course one was looking to artificially inseminate several women, or was going to be "lucky" enough to be "blessed" with mul-tuplets. #dantesinferno
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    10/15/09

    @excel_excel: Reckless abandonment. #dantesinferno
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    10/15/09

    @2NinjasTapedTogether: You can have more then one baby per ejaculate. #dantesinferno
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    10/15/09

    @ph15h is not amused: ha, well.....yeah! #dantesinferno
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    10/15/09

    @Conrad: which is where the part about mul-tuplets comes in. And the blessing. #dantesinferno
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    10/16/09

    @2NinjasTapedTogether: Yeah I caught it after I posted my response. My bad. Still...

    Go Masturbation! #dantesinferno
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    10/16/09

    @excel_excel: Not every sperm is sacred. #dantesinferno
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    10/16/09

    @Conrad: HELL YEAH! #dantesinferno
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    Image of Terrorsaur - Five Six Terrorsaur - Five Six
    10/15/09

    In reply to Dante's Inferno Grants Achievement Points For Baby Killing
    Is it strange that I feel absolutely NOTHING in terms of controversial thought about this achievement?

    Maybe it's because theyre fucking demon babies, but meh. #dantesinferno
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    excel_excel promoted this comment Terrorsaur - Five Six was starred Terrorsaur - Five Six was unstarred
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    10/15/09

    In reply to Dante's Inferno Grants Achievement Points For Baby Killing
    what's the big deal?
    Their unbaptized heathens, am i right? #dantesinferno
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    10/15/09

    In reply to Dante's Inferno Grants Achievement Points For Baby Killing
    "but to be fair they are pretty ugly babies."

    Let's be honest here. Aren't they all? #dantesinferno
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    Image of Antiterra Antiterra
    10/15/09

    @Showmeyomoves!: Oh, c'mon, who doesn't love a snotty reddish blob of wrinkly flesh? #dantesinferno
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    10/15/09

    @Showmeyomoves!:

    In general yes they are.

    However (not to sound like a jewish mom) MY son popped out looking quite handsome.

    He's like a half-Korean Bruce Willis.

    He must get it from his mom since I'm half-chimp and half-muppet.

    That said this game is shaping up to be exactly what I thought it would be. #dantesinferno
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    Image of Yossarian Yossarian
    10/15/09

    @p.e.r.e.g.r.i.n.e.: He came out beaten up and barefoot? #dantesinferno
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    10/15/09

    @Yossarian: yeah pretty much, but you know, in an attractive way. #dantesinferno
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    Image of Falsoman Falsoman
    10/15/09

    In reply to Dante's Inferno Grants Achievement Points For Baby Killing
    Don't mistreat babies! They're almost as delicious as bacon! #dantesinferno
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    10/15/09

    @Falsoman: well ya we all know that just ask Christopher Reed. #dantesinferno
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    10/15/09

    @Falsoman: All of the flavor none of the fat. #dantesinferno
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    10/15/09

    In reply to Dante's Inferno Grants Achievement Points For Baby Killing
    Because sending the babies to purgatory was just not hardcore enough. #dantesinferno
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    10/15/09

    In reply to Dante's Inferno Grants Achievement Points For Baby Killing
    While they're at it they might as well dress up the babies as Mohammad and have them riding part warthog/part Dick Cheney mounts.

    At this point, it sounds like Dante's inferno is just trying to attract as much press as possible. Might as well go for broke. #dantesinferno
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    Showmeyomoves! promoted this comment Taggart6: I don't always drink beer, but when I do... was starred Taggart6: I don't always drink beer, but when I do... was unstarred
    Image of Showmeyomoves! Showmeyomoves!
    10/15/09

    @Taggart6 lost his star : (: I laughed so hard at this. If you somehow don't get your star back, you should just get a new one for this comment. #dantesinferno
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    Image of Blore07 Blore07
    10/15/09

    @Showmeyomoves!: Wait! you got yours back... but what about me? what about that time, in the uncharted thread, where things got out of hand? I entertained god damnit!

    but yeah, I'm guessing I'll just have to earn another one, shouldnt be too hard, got my last one straight as I joined almost.

    I'm just that good baby. #dantesinferno
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    Showmeyomoves! promoted this comment Blore07 was starred Blore07 was unstarred
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    10/15/09

    @Blore07: Apparently Yossarian (of all people...) pulled some strings. Totilo's strings, to be precise. I don't know what Yossarian did exactly, but almost everyone in that thread suddenly got their stars back, courtesy of Totilo.

    My guess is you should just send an e-mail to the editors asking for your star back. Make sure to put in some death threats to catch their attention. #dantesinferno
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    Image of excel_excel excel_excel
    10/15/09

    In reply to Dante's Inferno Grants Achievement Points For Baby Killing
    Hell yeah kill them. KILL THEM ALL BWHAHAHAHA!

    *ahem* seriously I can't wait for the shit storm that occurs when we get a 'show mohammed' achievement. #dantesinferno
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    Image of Sl0th Sl0th
    10/15/09

    @excel_excel: Oh you prophet you!

    I'm interested to see the public outcry that results from people who haven't played the game, yet hear about this achievement.

    "My son was running around saying he was reward for killing babies! What kind of game is this!"

    (Probably the kind you should have researched before buying it! But I digress...) #dantesinferno
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    10/15/09

    @I Sl0th I: Oh silly you expecting ignorant parents to research Mature/18 rated games! Silly billy! #dantesinferno
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    Image of Hey_Blinkon Hey_Blinkon
    10/15/09

    @excel_excel: They don't have the balls to pull a move like that. Danish cartoons and all that. #dantesinferno
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    10/15/09

    @excel_excel: There are plenty of shows that have depicted mohammed in the past.

    South park even did it BEFORE the censored episode.

    It's one of those things that nobody bitches about until someone tells them to bitch about it.

    Like the nobel peace prize. #dantesinferno
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    Image of Ursus-Veritas Ursus-Veritas
    10/15/09

    In reply to Dante's Inferno Grants Achievement Points For Baby Killing
    *Distant Noise*

    You hear that? It's the sound of a FOX News reporter cackling maniacally. #dantesinferno
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    Image of OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear
    10/15/09

    In reply to Dante's Inferno Grants Achievement Points For Baby Killing
    How can you kill them since these people are dead? #dantesinferno
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    Image of (Human) Gyaruson (Human) Gyaruson
    10/15/09

    @OW-Holmes: Bringer of Fear:
    You have to unkill them.

    Twice. #dantesinferno
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    10/15/09

    In reply to Dante's Inferno Grants Achievement Points For Baby Killing
    Technically, these babies are already dead. =P #dantesinferno
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    10/15/09

    @Druffmaul: True, unless they were born there. EA would do well not to elaborate on how they got there otherwise.
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    10/15/09

    In reply to Dante's Inferno Grants Achievement Points For Baby Killing
    This sucks no one will read this because it's not starred. booooooooooooooooooooooooooo! #dantesinferno
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    Ursus-Veritas promoted this comment Rampage was starred Rampage was unstarred
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    10/15/09

    @Rampage: Now everyone will =D #dantesinferno
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    Image of TheWP listens to Yukkuris; Takes it easy TheWP listens to Yukkuris; Takes it easy
    10/15/09

    @Rampage: I feel enlightened by reading this post.

    Thanks, Ursus! #dantesinferno
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    10/15/09

    @TheWP listens to Yukkuris; Takes it easy: I'm glad you are, WP. #dantesinferno
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    Image of hot_heart hot_heart
    10/15/09

    In reply to Dante's Inferno Grants Achievement Points For Baby Killing
    All babies are pretty ugly unless you're its parent.

    I'm hoping it will include the Ally McBeal dancing and Evian adverts weirdo kinds. #dantesinferno
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