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    Image of LllusionX Mailed the Fission LllusionX Mailed the Fission
    01/31/09

    In reply to Well, That Didn't Last Long
    it doesnt really take much to make that game anyway. they couldve just as easily made a fake(r) version of it with a "retard hamster" or a "douchebag turtle" or, hell, i'd even accept a "************ armadillo".
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    Image of Owen Good Owen Good
    02/01/09

    @Lllusionx: Lulz that you self-censored yourself. But motherfucker armadillo is a nice pairing, too.
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    Image of Shiryu Shiryu
    01/31/09

    In reply to Well, That Didn't Last Long
    They should really, really include that dog in the next Brawl game.It would be really satisfying to hit it with a baseball bat. I still get my kick from hitting Pikachu, tough.
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    Image of Kenshi_Ryden Kenshi_Ryden
    01/31/09

    In reply to Well, That Didn't Last Long
    What the hell's a "fanger"
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    Image of LllusionX Mailed the Fission LllusionX Mailed the Fission
    01/31/09

    @Kenshi_Ryden: as science would dictate, you'd snap said "fanger" in order to "do yo' step", but apparently, to the ability of more experienced people "you can do it all by yo'self". they wanna "see you do it" in a video, they expect it on their desk by tomorrow, 5:00 sharp.
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    Image of Pezdispenser Pezdispenser
    01/31/09

    In reply to Well, That Didn't Last Long
    Pressed 21 times, and it started to sound different each time I pressed play. I'm tempted to press it a 22nd time to see if the sound really is changing or not, but I fear it would drive me MAD!
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    Image of Gantz: Your Trusted Friend in Science. Gantz: Your Trusted Friend in Science.
    01/31/09

    In reply to Well, That Didn't Last Long
    Why the hell is there an analog stick in a game on a TOUCHSCREEN based piece of hardware.....
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    Image of daemonx2 daemonx2
    01/31/09

    @Gantz: Your Trusted Friend in Science.:

    I'm guessing because it would suck oodles more if it were a touch control. Kind of like a 'type-right' app for the iphone, but with ducks instead of keys.
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    Image of Gantz: Your Trusted Friend in Science. Gantz: Your Trusted Friend in Science.
    01/31/09

    @daemonx2: Well its multi-touch, why not have a button in the corner for shooting like he already did and have the reticle one space above where you place your finger.


    Then you could move it around and press the button to fire.

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    Image of jello44 jello44
    01/31/09

    In reply to Well, That Didn't Last Long
    I hated that dog, oh so very much. But this asshole who stole Nintendo's property and tried to pass it off as his own deserves to have that dog laughing in his ear until he dies.
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    Image of N●Gage Croal is grabbin' peels N●Gage Croal is grabbin' peels
    01/31/09

    @jello44:

    A bit extreme, huh?
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    Image of jello44 jello44
    01/31/09

    @BPMΣ:


    Yeah, I guess you're right, it probably would be considered cruel and unusual punishment in most countries.

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    Image of Dangeresque (Kojima-san doesn't have to make Metal Gear any more) Dangeresque (Kojima-san doesn't have to make Metal Gear any more)
    01/31/09

    -@jello44: Somehow, though, I'm okay with that. I know that's not how justice works, but I also know that such is how it SHOULD work.


    Insert dog laugh here.

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    Image of N●Gage Croal is grabbin' peels N●Gage Croal is grabbin' peels
    01/31/09

    In reply to Well, That Didn't Last Long
    If he set it for free, he probably wouldn't have had a problem. Even if $.99 isn't much, he still was making money off of Nintendo's property.


    Now having heard that laugh 21 times in a row... I want to kill something.

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    Image of MOBIUSONE MOBIUSONE
    01/31/09

    In reply to Well, That Didn't Last Long
    Ok I could see the joystick looking like the nintendo 64 joystick but the red button, its just a red fucking button.
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    Image of c0mbobreaker c0mbobreaker
    01/31/09

    @MOBIUSONE:


    Its clear that he just cut the button out of a picture of an NES controller.

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    Image of Ferna182 Ferna182
    01/31/09

    @c0mbobreaker: well if you ask me.... it looks more like the START button from the N64 controller... only photoshopped to remove the "start" word from it


    the NES buttons where curved to the inside

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    Image of N●Gage Croal is grabbin' peels N●Gage Croal is grabbin' peels
    01/31/09

    @Ferna182:

    It's clearly an NES B/A button. See how it's surrounded by a gray rectangle? And from the shading of it, it would appear to be concave.
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    Image of Andrew Freedman Andrew Freedman
    01/31/09

    In reply to Well, That Didn't Last Long
    Ah, the 21 Bark salute. Gotta love it.
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    Image of Mister Jack got an iPod Touch! Mister Jack got an iPod Touch!
    01/18/09

    In reply to Duck Hunt for a Dollar, 'til Ninty Bags It
    Maybe not having the dog is a blessing in disguise.
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    Image of Mister Jack got an iPod Touch! Mister Jack got an iPod Touch!
    01/18/09

    @Mister_Jack: Yeah, I know Fahey already posted it once...but I like it.
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    Image of gique gique
    01/17/09

    In reply to Duck Hunt for a Dollar, 'til Ninty Bags It
    iphone app store is an absolute quagmire of garbage on the whole, there's even a game on there that actually contains graphic rips direct from SNES zelda.


    Apple really need to start putting the reigns on the quality of stuff that goes on there.


    The iphone itself handles 3D well, has great methods of input and control, is capable of some great graphics, yet there's barely any software that compares to some of the most average DS games.

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    Image of EnigmaNemesis EnigmaNemesis
    01/17/09

    In reply to Duck Hunt for a Dollar, 'til Ninty Bags It
    Thats the way to break into the gaming industry Apple.


    Cant beat em', steal em'!

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    Image of roscoe roscoe
    01/17/09

    In reply to Duck Hunt for a Dollar, 'til Ninty Bags It
    PETA would not be happy...
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    Image of Spoony Bard Spoony Bard
    01/17/09

    In reply to Duck Hunt for a Dollar, 'til Ninty Bags It
    I hate that dog. He beat my Tetris block.
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    Image of Knoxximus ver. 5.66 Knoxximus ver. 5.66
    01/17/09

    In reply to Duck Hunt for a Dollar, 'til Ninty Bags It
    No dog? No deal.
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