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    PETA Releases New Super Chick Sisters

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    Image of Gruntybreath Gruntybreath
    03:56 PM

    In reply to PETA Releases New Super Chick Sisters
    Meat. Chicken MEAT.

    Though, their chickens are only a little less roided and unnatural than the Yankees. #thenewsuperchicksisters
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    Image of Bouchart Bouchart
    03:46 PM

    In reply to PETA Releases New Super Chick Sisters
    Irrelevant organization has delusions of relevance. Discuss. #thenewsuperchicksisters
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    Image of (Starman) Starman [Key in repetitiveness.] (Starman) Starman [Key in repetitiveness.]
    02:00 PM

    In reply to PETA Releases New Super Chick Sisters
    Mama mia! Shouldn't-a they-a be goin' afta Chick-Fil-a? #thenewsuperchicksisters
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    Image of dowingba dowingba
    01:21 PM

    In reply to PETA Releases New Super Chick Sisters

    Huh? #thenewsuperchicksisters
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    Image of Benguin Benguin
    01:13 PM

    In reply to PETA Releases New Super Chick Sisters
    I kept dying on purpose. How's jumping down pits as a humane form of chicken slaughtering?

    Screw you, Peta. #thenewsuperchicksisters
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    Image of Vecha: One more Month Vecha: One more Month
    01:12 PM

    In reply to PETA Releases New Super Chick Sisters
    So, Pamela doesn't ever eat meat? #thenewsuperchicksisters
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    Image of CannibalDan CannibalDan
    01:31 PM

    @Vecha: One more Month: I've seen a video that proves otherwise. #thenewsuperchicksisters
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    Image of Vecha: One more Month Vecha: One more Month
    01:34 PM

    @CannibalDan:

    hehe ;)

    Don't eat the FLESH! #thenewsuperchicksisters
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    Image of TRT-X TRT-X
    12:55 PM

    In reply to PETA Releases New Super Chick Sisters
    I'm trying to figure out what Mario did to piss off PETA. #thenewsuperchicksisters
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    Image of winshape winshape
    01:05 PM

    @TRT-X: Let's see:

    1) Stomping on highly nutritious food sources (mushrooms)

    2) Stomping on poor, misunderstood turtles.

    3) Ocasionally wears fur coats (made from Tanookis)

    4) Burns plants

    5) Looks like current-day Pamela Anderson

    6) Hasn't posed naked for a PETA ad campaign.

    7) Fireballs aren't carbon-neutral.

    8) Sometimes stomps turtles and beetles only to a)kick them into other turtles and beetles b)set them ricocheting back and forth endlessly for his own enjoyment or c)send them careening off of bottomless cliffs.

    Really...what hasn't the guy done to piss PETA off? #thenewsuperchicksisters
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    Image of ninjaDance ninjaDance
    02:12 PM

    @winshape: Somehow, this list of Things Mario Can Do really makes me want to go fire up Mario World.

    Score one for strange sources of nostalgia. #thenewsuperchicksisters
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    Image of TRT-X TRT-X
    02:45 PM

    @ninjaDance: Same here. Is New SMB Wii out yet? #thenewsuperchicksisters
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    Image of BoTheDestroyer BoTheDestroyer
    12:40 PM

    In reply to PETA Releases New Super Chick Sisters
    Humane? Sorry, I have a problem applying humanity to CHICKENS. I'm sure they would instinctively rather not die but that's as far as it goes. Give me a buzz when they stop being delicious and start debating philosophy. Till then I don't care how you kill 'em as long as they still taste good.

    Though I do find it humorous to imagine that second screenshot taking place with people as one of those 50's informational vids. I mean think about it... the big bird is telling the baby bird that he might be slaughtered and eaten, with the tone of a documentary. It might go something like this:

    Hey Billy! Say, did you know that there are cannibals out there who would nothing more than to tear out your still beating heart and consume it. They say it gives them magical powers. Unfortunately they don't use humane methods like anesthesia, so it is quite a painful process to endure. Please, help us by doing your part to fight the cannibals! #thenewsuperchicksisters
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    Image of dajungki dajungki
    01:20 PM

    @BoTheDestroyer: Agreed. Dogs I feel more sympathetic for, but not for walking bags of meat like chickens, pigs, fish, and cows. They aren't exactly the smartest and most emotive animals. #thenewsuperchicksisters
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    Image of Ojlemon Ojlemon
    01:51 PM

    @dajungki: Just to be annoying, I feel like poitning out that pigs are actually pritty damn smart, while not a popular choice people have been known to keep them as pets relatively often.

    That being said there still really delicious #thenewsuperchicksisters
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    Image of BoTheDestroyer BoTheDestroyer
    02:38 PM

    @Ojlemon: Pigs are an exception. A pig could have the potential to be a rocket scientist, and it still won't make me give up bacon. It's all about priorities. In this case, bacon trumps respecting the sanctity of sentience in pigs. It's just that simple. #thenewsuperchicksisters
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    Image of Four--Eyes Four--Eyes
    02:52 PM

    @BoTheDestroyer: Exactly. Animals that are common pets like dogs, etc. I feel for, but not animals that are used primarily for food. It's the food chain, people. Gotta keep it going. Also, vegetables were once alive, too. So, suck on that, PETA. #thenewsuperchicksisters
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    Image of dajungki dajungki
    03:35 PM

    @Ojlemon: No kidding? Hey, I learned something new today. You'd never guess by the way pigs are depicted in popular culture or literature. "Rolling in the mud", "You selfish pig", etc.

    I've also heard that dog meat is actually quite delicious, although it's not your average golden retriever or Chihuahua that's getting cooked here, but some sort of mutt that's bred to be fed. It's popular in some Asian countries, in any case. #thenewsuperchicksisters
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    Image of Hey_Blinkon Hey_Blinkon
    12:09 PM

    In reply to PETA Releases New Super Chick Sisters
    Dear Peta,
    I've given 2000+ animals autoimmune diseases.

    Love,
    Blinkon, animal researcher. #thenewsuperchicksisters
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    Image of Cururu Cururu
    12:02 PM

    In reply to PETA Releases New Super Chick Sisters
    Despite by utter contempt for all things PETA, I may have to join with them on this one for one reason: the Chicken McNugget. I'm not sure what McDonalds used to make them previously, but ever since they switched to white meat chicken a few years back they just haven't been the same. They used to taste like some kind of unique, meaty ambrosia. Now the Chicken McNuggets taste like chicken, and that's just not right. So I am now forced to join with PETA in demanding that McDonalds cease cruelly abusing chickens...

    ...and go back to cruelly abusing whatever creature used to constitute the McNugget!

    P.S. While you're at it, go back to frying your french fries in animal fat. Nothing can compare to those crispy, golden death sticks that you used to make. #thenewsuperchicksisters
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    11:57 AM

    In reply to PETA Releases New Super Chick Sisters
    PETA always knows how to trigger my McNugget cravings. #thenewsuperchicksisters
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    Image of Koztah Koztah
    11:51 AM

    In reply to PETA Releases New Super Chick Sisters
    Considering the frequent toy deals Nintendo has with McDonald's, isn't PETA concerned they'll get their asses sued off by Nintendo?

    Especially considering how aggressively Nintendo protects its IP. #thenewsuperchicksisters
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    Image of Mact Mact
    12:41 PM

    @Koztah: You can't sue parody. #thenewsuperchicksisters
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    Image of Koztah Koztah
    12:53 PM

    @Mact: The court decides if it's parody or infringement. That's why most parodies change names and characters around. #thenewsuperchicksisters
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    Image of TRT-X TRT-X
    12:56 PM

    @Koztah: That's actually what PETA wants. By using Mario, they're hoping Nintendo comes at them with some sort of legal action. That would give their new game some press, and lead to people checking it out and hearing PETAs message.

    If Nintendo were smart, they'd do what the creators of Cooking Mama did last year and create a tounge-in-cheek response.

    I swear, that was the best "f-you" that any company has ever written to PETA.
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    Image of Koztah Koztah
    01:13 PM

    @TRT-X: It was pretty classy, true. But I'm just tired of these assholes. Fighting against animal cruelty is all well and good, but the shit these clownshoes pull... Not this specifically, but, eh, you know what I mean. #thenewsuperchicksisters
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    Image of excel_excel excel_excel
    03/20/09

    In reply to Students Protest Call Of Duty Dog Killing
    I'm sorry but that picture is just...god its perfect
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    Image of AlKusanagi AlKusanagi
    03/20/09

    In reply to Students Protest Call Of Duty Dog Killing
    I would like to sign a petition against birds, for all the pain and suffering they've caused against ninjas, vampire hunters, and all other manner of video game heroes. Not only are they completely vicious, they also have the demonic ability to knock a full grown human back 2 meters with only the slightest contact.
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    Image of stranger stranger
    03/20/09

    In reply to Students Protest Call Of Duty Dog Killing
    Seriously, get a real cause. Not the one that gets you attention, but one that actually matters.


    Like this one:


    [www.thepetitionsite.com]

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