1) Stomping on highly nutritious food sources (mushrooms)
2) Stomping on poor, misunderstood turtles.
3) Ocasionally wears fur coats (made from Tanookis)
4) Burns plants
5) Looks like current-day Pamela Anderson
6) Hasn't posed naked for a PETA ad campaign.
7) Fireballs aren't carbon-neutral.
8) Sometimes stomps turtles and beetles only to a)kick them into other turtles and beetles b)set them ricocheting back and forth endlessly for his own enjoyment or c)send them careening off of bottomless cliffs.
Humane? Sorry, I have a problem applying humanity to CHICKENS. I'm sure they would instinctively rather not die but that's as far as it goes. Give me a buzz when they stop being delicious and start debating philosophy. Till then I don't care how you kill 'em as long as they still taste good.
Though I do find it humorous to imagine that second screenshot taking place with people as one of those 50's informational vids. I mean think about it... the big bird is telling the baby bird that he might be slaughtered and eaten, with the tone of a documentary. It might go something like this:
Hey Billy! Say, did you know that there are cannibals out there who would nothing more than to tear out your still beating heart and consume it. They say it gives them magical powers. Unfortunately they don't use humane methods like anesthesia, so it is quite a painful process to endure. Please, help us by doing your part to fight the cannibals! #thenewsuperchicksisters
@BoTheDestroyer: Agreed. Dogs I feel more sympathetic for, but not for walking bags of meat like chickens, pigs, fish, and cows. They aren't exactly the smartest and most emotive animals. #thenewsuperchicksisters
@dajungki: Just to be annoying, I feel like poitning out that pigs are actually pritty damn smart, while not a popular choice people have been known to keep them as pets relatively often.
@Ojlemon: Pigs are an exception. A pig could have the potential to be a rocket scientist, and it still won't make me give up bacon. It's all about priorities. In this case, bacon trumps respecting the sanctity of sentience in pigs. It's just that simple. #thenewsuperchicksisters
@BoTheDestroyer: Exactly. Animals that are common pets like dogs, etc. I feel for, but not animals that are used primarily for food. It's the food chain, people. Gotta keep it going. Also, vegetables were once alive, too. So, suck on that, PETA. #thenewsuperchicksisters
@Ojlemon: No kidding? Hey, I learned something new today. You'd never guess by the way pigs are depicted in popular culture or literature. "Rolling in the mud", "You selfish pig", etc.
I've also heard that dog meat is actually quite delicious, although it's not your average golden retriever or Chihuahua that's getting cooked here, but some sort of mutt that's bred to be fed. It's popular in some Asian countries, in any case. #thenewsuperchicksisters
Despite by utter contempt for all things PETA, I may have to join with them on this one for one reason: the Chicken McNugget. I'm not sure what McDonalds used to make them previously, but ever since they switched to white meat chicken a few years back they just haven't been the same. They used to taste like some kind of unique, meaty ambrosia. Now the Chicken McNuggets taste like chicken, and that's just not right. So I am now forced to join with PETA in demanding that McDonalds cease cruelly abusing chickens...
...and go back to cruelly abusing whatever creature used to constitute the McNugget!
P.S. While you're at it, go back to frying your french fries in animal fat. Nothing can compare to those crispy, golden death sticks that you used to make. #thenewsuperchicksisters
@Koztah: That's actually what PETA wants. By using Mario, they're hoping Nintendo comes at them with some sort of legal action. That would give their new game some press, and lead to people checking it out and hearing PETAs message.
If Nintendo were smart, they'd do what the creators of Cooking Mama did last year and create a tounge-in-cheek response.
I swear, that was the best "f-you" that any company has ever written to PETA.
@TRT-X: It was pretty classy, true. But I'm just tired of these assholes. Fighting against animal cruelty is all well and good, but the shit these clownshoes pull... Not this specifically, but, eh, you know what I mean. #thenewsuperchicksisters
I would like to sign a petition against birds, for all the pain and suffering they've caused against ninjas, vampire hunters, and all other manner of video game heroes. Not only are they completely vicious, they also have the demonic ability to knock a full grown human back 2 meters with only the slightest contact.
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Though, their chickens are only a little less roided and unnatural than the Yankees. #thenewsuperchicksisters
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Huh? #thenewsuperchicksisters
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Screw you, Peta. #thenewsuperchicksisters
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hehe ;)
Don't eat the FLESH! #thenewsuperchicksisters
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1) Stomping on highly nutritious food sources (mushrooms)
2) Stomping on poor, misunderstood turtles.
3) Ocasionally wears fur coats (made from Tanookis)
4) Burns plants
5) Looks like current-day Pamela Anderson
6) Hasn't posed naked for a PETA ad campaign.
7) Fireballs aren't carbon-neutral.
8) Sometimes stomps turtles and beetles only to a)kick them into other turtles and beetles b)set them ricocheting back and forth endlessly for his own enjoyment or c)send them careening off of bottomless cliffs.
Really...what hasn't the guy done to piss PETA off? #thenewsuperchicksisters
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Score one for strange sources of nostalgia. #thenewsuperchicksisters
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Though I do find it humorous to imagine that second screenshot taking place with people as one of those 50's informational vids. I mean think about it... the big bird is telling the baby bird that he might be slaughtered and eaten, with the tone of a documentary. It might go something like this:
Hey Billy! Say, did you know that there are cannibals out there who would nothing more than to tear out your still beating heart and consume it. They say it gives them magical powers. Unfortunately they don't use humane methods like anesthesia, so it is quite a painful process to endure. Please, help us by doing your part to fight the cannibals! #thenewsuperchicksisters
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That being said there still really delicious #thenewsuperchicksisters
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I've also heard that dog meat is actually quite delicious, although it's not your average golden retriever or Chihuahua that's getting cooked here, but some sort of mutt that's bred to be fed. It's popular in some Asian countries, in any case. #thenewsuperchicksisters
12:09 PM
I've given 2000+ animals autoimmune diseases.
Love,
Blinkon, animal researcher. #thenewsuperchicksisters
12:02 PM
...and go back to cruelly abusing whatever creature used to constitute the McNugget!
P.S. While you're at it, go back to frying your french fries in animal fat. Nothing can compare to those crispy, golden death sticks that you used to make. #thenewsuperchicksisters
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Especially considering how aggressively Nintendo protects its IP. #thenewsuperchicksisters
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If Nintendo were smart, they'd do what the creators of Cooking Mama did last year and create a tounge-in-cheek response.
I swear, that was the best "f-you" that any company has ever written to PETA.
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Like this one:
[www.thepetitionsite.com]