The Most Messed-Up Archie Comic Ever Comes Out TodayEvan Narcisse10/09/13 12:30pm14310EditPromoteGo to permalink Sharing milkshakes. Fun little love triangles. Bumbling high-school principals. This week, that’s all done. Zombies are going eat the brains out of Reggie, Mr. Weatherbee and those polar-opposite Archie-lovers Betty and Veronica. Sound cheesy? It’s not. It’s actually damn creepy.