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Alan Probe: Amateur Surgeon
The Cartoon Network's Adult Swim is back with another irreverent flash game to help you while away a lazy Monday morning. This time around they're taking on the Trauma Center series with the game Alan Probe: Amateur Surgeon. Join Alan, a pizza delivery guy whose truck's faithful meeting with a former doctor leads him to give up his day job in favor of performing unauthorized surgery in a dirty clinic. Open the patient with your pizza cutter, remove glass with salad tongs, close them up with your stapler and then cauterize the wound with your Zippo! Other available tools include a corkscrew, a car battery, and an Etch-A-Sketch? All the fun of surgery with none of those silly hygiene guidelines - plus his name is an anagram for Anal Probe! Top quality. More »
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By Mike FaheyComment by Noelia06: How do you give an injection with roadkill cletus i just started playing this game and im liek stuck it... more » | Other threads
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ATHF Game Better With Fellatio, Free Trips
ATHF co-creator Dave Willis sat down with FHM to talk about his upcoming PS2 title Aqua Teen Hunger Force Zombie Ninja Pro-Am. Aside from revelations that his game was best experienced "while being blown" (not news), he explained a development idea he wanted to include with the game that would have made it well worth the price of purchase:We wanted the end of the game to basically have Shake hold up a cup from winning the 18 holes and then say, 'Fuck this. I was always meant to play quarterback.' Then the game goes Madden-style and Shake's playing quarterback, but he's so slow that he gets sacked constantly and there's really no way to avoid the rush of the oncoming defensive line.
Then uberfans would get a special reward: More »
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By Mark WilsonComment by Purple Dave: @Vexorg: Of course, the cheat on this would be to program a bot of some sort to track the image... more » | Other threads
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Candy Mountain Massacre
From the website that brought you 5 Minutes to Kill Yourself and Viva Caligula comes Candy Mountain Massacre, the latest highly inappropriate game to grace the Adult Swim Games section. It's a 3D 3rd-person shooter which puts you in the shoes of a sexy female exterminator charged with cleansing the creatures of Candy Mountain, who have been turned into vicious killers due to some sort of plague. Dress up in cosplay or don some black-ops gear as you slaughter your way through leprechauns, bunnies, and cooing babies with three different weapons. It's one of the better web-based shooters I've played, running quite smoothly despite the odd glitch here and there. Probably not safe for work, unless your job doesn't mind dying representations of Irish folklore shouting, "Look what you did, ya slut!" More »
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By Mike FaheyComment by CyberSkull: I really hate the shockwave platform. It's always slow, buggy and ugly. Not to mention that I am using a... more » | Other threads
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blood orgy
Hot Flashes: Viva Caligula!
The twisted folks at Adult Swim who have brought us such Flash game awesomeness as Orphan Feast and Five Minutes to Kill Yourself, comes a twisted romp through ancient Rome in the form of Viva Caligula! Take on the persona of the infamous Emperor Caligula and slaughter your way through Roman citizens, guards, skeletons and prostitutes with up to twenty six collectible weapons. As an added bonus, scream into your microphone to increase your "rage factor." Collect all the weapons for special entrance into the orgy! Not to be confused with Viva Pinata. More »
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By fdemarcoComment by Amaranthine: Haha, thats an amazing game! It took me a while to get all the weapons, but it was so worth... more » | Other threads
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By Mark WilsonComment by SuperMekman: great vid. Super Funny. But if this were actuallly Link and Zelda's relationship in the game(s), rather than their "professional... more » | Other threads
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let there be fights
Hot Flashes: Bible Fight
Don't write off Christian gaming. At least, not until you've played Bible Fight. This divine Flash-based game, hosted by Adult Swim and created by Pop & Company isn't just some half-assed brawler, this is a gorgeously animated, hilarious one-way ticket to Hell with unbelievable attention to detail. More »
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Comment by WanderLink: @CynicalFelidae: Why not? The industry has made games based on Greek, Roman, Buddhist, Shinto, Taoist, Native American, Persian, etc. mythology.... more » | Other threads
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Deep Breath... Aqua Teen Hunger Force Zombie Ninja Pro-Am Official!
Meatwad, Master Shake and Frylock fans already know that the forthcoming Aqua Teen Hunger Force video game was unofficially announced for the PlayStation 2 in February, but Midway makes it a respectable product today by issuing the press release. More »
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Comment by Danj3ris: This game cant work. Let us establish this right now. The show works because you watch it. The game will not... more » | Other threads
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robot chicken
Robot Chicken's PS3 Contest
Robot Chicken isn't just giving away a Playstation 3, they did a "bit" about the contest. To win you have to create and upload your own comedic homemade video. If selected you get the PS3 and your video gets aired on an episode of Robot Chicken. Alright, someone needs to make an amazing stop-animation Kotaku video and it has to be someone other than me. More »
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Comment by Konchu: I dont know I think the phrase "play beyond" used is a very humorous way. When the kid tells the... more » | Other threads
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