New Power Rangers Toy Has an Erection

The latest Super Sentai (aka Power Rangers) series in Japan is train themed. That means a whole slew of new toys. And one of them can get what looks like a giant train boner. All aboard!

New Power Rangers Toy Has an Erection

The new instalment is called Ressha Sentai Tokkyuujaa (烈車戦隊トッキュウジャー) or, loosely, "Furious Train Squadron Limited Express Rangers." The Japanese "Tokkyuujaa" (トッキュウジャー) is written as a stylized "ToQger" in English.

As in previous Super Sentai shows, all the heroes join together to form a giant robot. In toy form, it look like this:

New Power Rangers Toy Has an Erection

Important: You must remember to fold the red train all the way up.

New Power Rangers Toy Has an Erection

Otherwise, you'll get a train boner.

New Power Rangers Toy Has an Erection

Hey, that looks kinda heavy!

New Power Rangers Toy Has an Erection

Ah, there we go. Much better.

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Photos: アストロ温泉, 人生を考えたくなる一枚, ZEXIV, 烈車戦隊トッキュウジャー 第1話

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